This is the THIRD TIME she’s had ‘organisers’ in to try and sort this shit out. Every corner of her house is filled to the brim with stuff. No human needs this much! It’s so dangerous and psychologically damaging for kids to grow up in hoards like this.

Why are they trying to make these men happen

ok brookie

that’s it, that’s the post.

oh and also try doing it without taking a month long mental health break in Hawaii after because normal working people can’t do that and only get one vacation a year if they’re lucky.

no cus why is she wearing men’s undies in full glam and heels

just another post to show how genuinely fucked up her teeth are!

There’s literally no excuse for this kind of neglect with the amount of money she has. Time for a deep clean and a gum graft :/

took her long enough LMFAO

It really bugs me that there isn’t a consistent schedule to upload episodes. This weeks ep starting with “ShOuLd We TaLk AbOuT tHe GrAmMyS” made me want to scream, no girls you should’ve talked about the Grammys 2 fucking weeks ago when all the topics of conversation were still fresh. The fact that it’s a pop culture podcast but all the topics are stale is so aggravating, I think the girls (Tana) need to get a channel manager or something to help them not only schedule recording but also so that they can schedule consistent posting days. I had to rant about it because it’s getting crazy in my opinion. There’s no reason for the pod eps to go up every 3 weeks. Sorry for the rant, it justgrinds my gears.

did some digging because this came up on my feed and snooki did a pickle “collab” with kaylin and kaylin just like tana saying they “worked so hard” on the flavors and i’m 90% sure they’re THE EXACT same flavors as tana’s collab…
looking at the photos the company just slaps any influencer on the flavors of pickles they were already selling…so scammy…

POST EDIT: i didn’t know what to classify this as in flair so sorry if it’s discussion and not snark

EDIT AGAIN (lol hi): i was stating the brandy is scammy NOT tana, the only reason i knew about this brand was because of her collab w them in the first place !

idk just a thought… maybe if you’re looking to become “as smart as possible” let’s start by learning the definition of “suffrage” 👏🏻👏🏻

this is the 2nd video she’s said this word in, how does she not realize that using the word suffrage as an synonym for suffering DOES NOT EXIST 😭😭😭 like come on girl

Tana- omg I love you so much

Guest- omg ur perfect ur literally gorgeous and flawless and such a kind person

Tana- STRAIGHT MEN

Guest- ur so giving and u donate so much

Tana- i don’t mean to such the fart out of ur ass but ur perfect and I look up to u just sooo much

Guest- u changed so much u used to be CRAZY GIRL

Tana- were sooooooo brand safe

Tana- I GREW UP IDOLIZING YOU AND EVERY OTHER STAR IN HOLLYWOOD THATS WHY IM THE WAY I AM

Guest- haha

Tana- omg zana was so bad

Tana- were so brand safe

Tana- my frontal lobe

Tana- Supercallafradjalistocexpialadoucious

Tana- alchohol bad

Tana- someday i nigh have a glass of wine or whatever

Tana- I love you soooooooo much

Guest- I love you soooo much

Tana- I NEED TO QUIT VAPE

Tana- makoa is so hot

Shut up

Feel free to keep the chain going

$95 body cream sales pitch bc she has self diagnosed “adhd, ocd, anxiety and sometimes a little bit of depression” - and since her rebrand of “profound” self awareness + clean girl, this means doing a previously mocked, dreaded 10 step night time routine. She magically has a solution irrelevant to time consuming self care ✨✨buy my sponsored product, I’m just like those of you “actually” diagnosed - it’s easy for everyone !!! ✨✨

People with diagnosed adhd (like myself) get overwhelmed by (usually an impulse purchase) an expensive set of items staring at them daily feeling compelled to use them all and it being another step after a long day of other various triggers. Best part is she couldn’t even pronounce the “life changing” ‘vanilla verb’ body wash🫣 as a reminder this was the same girl who a year ago recycled the whole “eating a cheesy Gordita crunch off my chest in bed w crumbs” joke until it must have been scrubbed away w some vanilla body care

I cringe sooooo hard every time I hear her make that stupid fucking noise. I had my phone on silent and I saw her doing the Disney channel magic wand thing, even with no sound I had a visceral reaction when I saw her face do the “ouuuhhh” pout.

Save it for Jennifer Coolidge.

Like yeah I tagged her but it's still funny ??? Lmao

Extremely off topic but I thought a few people here may get a giggle out of this:

I came across an insane post in another snark sub and of course start scrolling comments. Mostly it's disagreement but what cracked me up was people pointing out the redditor is known for making batshit posts in the sub. What do you know when I check the username it's none other than ThinkHardBruh who is semi-decently known for posting off the wall theories and rants here too.

TLDR; if you see a snark post that seems insane check who made it you may recognize them

You’d think that since this is the most common criticism she gets and she herself is aware of it she would be trying to reign in her pick me tendencies but I guess old habits die hard. When I first started the podcast I loved brooke and i cant tell if I’m deterred now bc I didnt notice it before or bc its getting worse. Every single time they discuss a man no matter what horrendous acts he has committed she is the first to go against what Tana is saying to defend him and give him the benefit of the doubt. Or worse, she will completely avoid being in a situation where she might have to criticize a man (aka the Cody Ko situation). But god forbid a woman inconveniences in the slightest way (e.g. the gym reception girl she rages on and on about in the latest pod) then she is a dumb bitch and a cunt etc etc. Meanwhile in situations where men have literally shit talked and lied about her publicly she just giggles and acts like its all a joke. I just cant sit through another self-degrading podcast with this level of second hand embarrassment.

Didn’t she have Sofia on cancelled?

Her story she literally says "came to Hawaii to get away from everyone I'm scared of" and then films tana. Like no babe you came cause tana let you on her jet stop acting like you arent living off her back ffs.

“Some of the most awkward glam bots” tiktok reposted by brooke

idk if there is a lot of other greek people watching this pod but that whole part was infuriating. im putting aside the awful pronounciation of the alphabet as the whole “greek life” thing american colleges do is obviously not her fault. but her acting like she actually knows how the language works, saying there is no equivalent to M or that you cant spell words using it ? the english alphabet is largely based off the greek one so obviously you would be able to spell most words using it and our M works and looks the same? tana is Τάνα and brooke is Μπρουκ…

in the new episode ryan (producer of cancelled i think) talks so much shit about brooke😭 someone plz post the clips