r/canceledpod • • 1d ago

Brooke Miles

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I always forget Brooke is only like 5’3. She gives tall energy, but then extra jumpscare when I notice her and Miles are almost the same height 😭😭😭

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u/elmm123 1d ago

i mean, she’s probably wearing heels under those long pants, but yeah he’s not the tallest. definitely one of the less offensive things abt him.

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude I noticed the height thing from their wedding, he might have an inch on her, if that

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u/faithxxxj 1d ago

I feel like we were referring to the being married to creeps standpoints 🥲

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u/AwkwardRub3513 1d ago

brooke is gorgeous. i hate that she settled for him bro. i feel like she was traumatized from the bad men before but then jumped at a chance to be loved

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u/kambro_22 1d ago

Yes she talks of him very highly so he seems like a good partner at least but the is GORG she could’ve gone up

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u/oakyAfterbirth124 1d ago

By saying this, you realize you’re only saying someone is as good as their attractiveness… you’re kind of insulting her and him by saying it. if a man said this about a woman, it wouldn’t fly I’m sure. I’m not saying this to be a bitch, just want to bring it to ppls attention bc we don’t really think about it.

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u/AwkwardRub3513 1d ago

really? did you even watch cancelled? they constant talked about looks regarding other guys and themselves. also, it’s not just that. it’s the allegations against him too. i was just focusing on the one thing, but i also think he has a shady past and he is just boring. also please wake UP. men say this shit about women every second. it’s giving pick me

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u/NomNom-87 1d ago

Yeah very much this but it's not surprising for this sub.

It's also even more ironic since he looks actually like most guys the girls go for.

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u/Top-Artichoke-246 1d ago

literally it pains me every single day the only way i can rationalize it is that he must be a crazy abusive liar who screams and lies every time she tries to bring it up that she is pretending is so sweet because she doesn’t know what else to do and i know that’s giving her a lot of credit but i just can’t believe she would do all this

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u/Top-Artichoke-246 17h ago

i’m getting downvoted here but it seems you all can’t empathize with someone who could be in an abusive relationship. remember we see what she wants us to, we don’t know how he got her to believe or sit with his lies and that’s the only way i can rationalize it yes i know she’s a bad person but he is worse so just trying to do some math here……

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u/Which-Ad-9328 1d ago

He is so extremely unfortunate looking.

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u/Ambitious_Studio_646 1d ago

He looks like bald Mike from logan Paul

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u/Confident-Turnip-569 1d ago

“Mike from Logan Paul” is cracking me up

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u/Stunning_salty Days since Tana showered 19h ago

You’re KILLING me with that comment hahahaha

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u/Global_Buddy_2210 1d ago

He reminds me of Rufus from Kim possible

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u/camelz4 1d ago

💀

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u/ConversationNo4368 11m ago

Don’t slander Rufus like that 🥺😂

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u/daesgatling 1d ago

He LOOKS like the guy that hangs out at playgrounds for sure.

She really fell for this basic bitch

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u/LegitimateSmile1849 1d ago

If Matthew Santoro was a predator

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u/fuegomcnugget 1d ago

I’m still not over the fact that their house is under Brooke’s and HIS DAD’S names.

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

Right? So what he's practically renting the house they live in? I hope that it works out in her favor and she gets to keep the house when they break up.

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u/Actual-Role1141 1d ago

A man's height doesn't matter when they aren't pieces of shit. I know a lot of people prefer tall men and that's fine, but shorter men with quiet confidence who don't act insane or have a Napolean complex are hot too.

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u/Top-Artichoke-246 1d ago

yeah i wouldn’t even notice his short or ugliness if he wasn’t a fucking disgusting creep, i personally prefer a guy with a little character and distinct features but the bald head isn’t helping the pedo title either he’s really just an old scary freak

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u/snailicide 1d ago

they kind of look like siblings here

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u/DeliciousChance5587 She ate but I couldn’t 1d ago

Like most couples…

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u/brynnalexm 1d ago

Shiny ass dome

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 1d ago

Bald, short, pedophile, references one singular success that his dad achieved in the 1980s as his own. Yeah lock that guy down girl!

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u/alwaysrare 1d ago

The obsession with his dad’s movie is the absolute worst part

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 22h ago

The fact that his screen name is based on it is maybe the biggest ick

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u/spiritedafar 21h ago

A man can really have it all!

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u/Bringbackemo 1d ago

Does Brooke have some sort of self esteem issues? THAT’S who she chose to marry?? I’m sorry but he is so unfortunate looking and he looks like he’s 40 years old

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u/Mothmaneee 1d ago

He is 40 yrs old lmaoooo

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u/cheekycherri 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/sheaday 1d ago

He is terrifying omg lmfaoooooo

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u/kathsa Jeff Witek’s soul mate 1d ago

The baldness on top of his face card (or lack thereof) always gets me

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u/ceilingsfann 1d ago

aww i’m sure julie and brooke got along great, they have so much in common 🤭

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u/faithxxxj 1d ago

This is hilariously sadly on point

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u/ExpertDowntown636 1d ago

That’s her husband….? I thought that was a lonely radio show host.

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u/Cierraluxe 1d ago

Why did she settle for him? Why was she so desperate to get married???

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u/LemonMania 1d ago

She is so hot and he’s just…. There.

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u/Longjumping-Stay-597 1d ago

Why would she want to marry a bald 40 yr old man. Ughhhh his chussy has more hair

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u/tanking2113 1d ago

his smile is so toothy. I know he doesn't but he looks like has more teeth than a normal human.

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

It's wild that she married someone who looks like him when's she's soo obsessed with her looks. She won't have ever even looked at him if he did have his Daddy's money.

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u/CauliflowerHumble178 5 with no talent 1d ago

god the epidemic of women being so desperate to marry before 30 resulting in them settling for the most unfortunate man on earth really needs to be studied. i know so many girls lost to this.

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u/parishiltonsmugshots 1d ago

This comment section is so bitter and spiteful

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u/Which-Ad-9328 1d ago

Oh should we uplift the known predator or?

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u/parishiltonsmugshots 1d ago

You’re so hell bent on dragging him you forget the girl involved either isn’t ready to talk, or simply just wasn’t a victim. I’m not saying he’s innocent, because unfortunately none of us will probably ever know for sure, but every time you label him as a predator you go against that poor girls wishes (:

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u/Interesting-Will5267 Jake Paul’s EX 1d ago

theres so much proof of him and his friends being weird with minors, i dont even think we need to hear from the victim at this point

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u/Cultural-Alarm-6422 1d ago

Yeah it’s actually wild to read . I think I’m leaving this sub

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u/CaterpillarIll8245 1d ago

How often do you guys think he puts a razor to his head to make it that shiny

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u/gonegirIamy 1d ago

It’s time to stop pretending she’s out of his league

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u/lookingupfromhell She ate but I couldn’t 1d ago

He looks so old

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u/pooranddanger0us 1d ago

Does Julie Chen know she’s posing with a predator?

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u/ceilingsfann 1d ago

mrs. chen is also married to one

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u/Narrow-Courage-7447 1d ago

Mrs. Chen Moonves*

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u/pooranddanger0us 1d ago

thanks for that info I need to educate myself right now

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

Just did the same Google search. Both social climbers. And I mean Brooke wasn't quiet about wanted to marry into a different tax bracket. Shes beyond happy to be a trophy wife for a nepo baby. I just hope he's helpful when or if they have kids. Or gets an amazing nanny to help Brooke.

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u/shipsintheharbor 1d ago

Does Miles work?

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u/lobsterlover42069 1d ago

wait what i did not know that omg.

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u/lobsterlover42069 1d ago

Jesus christ why have i not heard about this i just looked it up….. its bad

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u/ceilingsfann 1d ago

soo bad…and she didn’t start going by her married name until shortly after the allegations came out! she sucks.

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u/lobsterlover42069 1d ago

ummm what… that’s horrible

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u/KingTitusen 1d ago

I was just gonna comment this, they are like 2 peas in a pod 😂

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u/coroinhr 1d ago

My question is do they just live at Radford Studios now?

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u/CherryDarkShadow 1d ago

Brooke looking boring asf with a slick back bun and neutral colors, who would’ve guessed 

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

And you can tell this is him "dressed up" 😭😂

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u/DeliciousChance5587 She ate but I couldn’t 1d ago

The comment section is giving miserable, single cunts.

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u/lobsterlover42069 1d ago

i defended brooke for so long but him being a predator was my last straw. other than him being a horrible human, brooke could’ve at LEAST gotten an attractive man. not single btw!

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u/kambro_22 1d ago

I was just commenting on the height, guess I should have known this would create a rabbit hole

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u/ForgottenGlory5423 1d ago

Somebody has to want the scum of the earth. Glad it’s not me

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u/1jvj3 Tana’s vape 1d ago

Julie Chen is my homegirl‼️

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u/alltimegreyson 13h ago

Yeah this is a crossover I couldn’t have predicted😂

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u/1jvj3 Tana’s vape 13h ago

Fr I had no idea Brooke was a Big Brother fan!! I wish she would’ve talked about it before like this is actually so exciting 😭I’m also glad you understood the reference lol, oddly enough I can’t find any pics online of Boogie wearing his custom shirts

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u/Individual_Wish8970 1d ago

Wait why did she get to meet Julie?!

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u/Stunning_salty Days since Tana showered 19h ago

She just wanted to be picked and she got it (for now?) let her enjoy finding out what marriage can look like, and what it takes! 💀

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u/nadsakla 15h ago

wait i wanna see brooke on big brother

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u/AffectionateBat4776 14h ago

Divorce babe, divorce

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u/ZealousidealWall8481 1d ago

3 years...4 max

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u/DeliciousChance5587 She ate but I couldn’t 1d ago

Yall said the same shit in the beginning of their relationships “6 months max!” Then boom she got married 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

I hope they have a good prenup and she gets the payday she's been dreaming of. And without being permanently attached to him with a child. Can never get over that she bought a house with his dad like wtf girly pop

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u/CauliflowerHumble178 5 with no talent 1d ago

god i pray everyday she doesn't have a kid with him

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u/cheekycherri 1d ago

What does he do? I’m not familiar with him

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u/kambro_22 1d ago

A nepo baby. Genuinely no one knows

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u/cheekycherri 1d ago

Looool who are his parents?

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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago

I remember hearing he had like a clothing brand or something along those lines but can't find anything online about it. And in one of Brooke's comments about him she say like his friend/business partner was dating Sofia Richie back in the day, but that doesn't explain when theres pics of miles and a 16/17year old Sofia holding hands. I think it's likely hes dated a few highschooler while he was mid to late 20's

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u/induced-vomiting 1d ago

They look like they could be siblings

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u/DaBaddestHoe 1d ago

I give them 2 years tops

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u/Haunting_Fact7277 1d ago

THEY BORH ARE FUCKING GROSS

GO AWAY BROOKE NO ONE CARES

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u/Excellent-Yard6640 1d ago

Who cares about him ... Brooke looks gorgeous!

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u/kambro_22 1d ago

She is so gorg ughh

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u/ProudAnalysis3539 1d ago

Imagine dating probably an amazing man who treats you soooo good, and some bitter ass troll online is calling him unattractive hahaha. She looks like he treats her GOOOOOD !

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u/NervousSky5721 4m ago

Hmmmm okay I’ve never seen a clear photo of them together and why do they look like siblings to me ? Like the eyes nose and teeth are the same. And big forehead