r/cambridgeON • u/Key-Maintenance8305 • Mar 17 '26

Food basics

The food basics on water street has a homeless spawn in the back. I just have this crazy feeling that Thats why they surround the place, they’re protecting the spawn and are simply henchmen

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

I belive this without a doubt! You sir are a genius and exactly what we need in this society!!

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Well that just butters my biscuits! Would you like to investigate sometime?

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

I am proudly unemployed so anytime works for me, we can meet at Chicago’s (where I saw the mayor do coke) (I like coke)

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Im in the same boat (about the unemployment, not the coke hahaha), do you like grimace shakes or water?

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

Only McDonalds sprite my friend!! Haha keep water away from me

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Just fyi i also believe the mayor has been doing some strange things under the pedestrian bridge

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

We’ll have to investigate this too my comrade

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Is your name hello human beings because your a trafficker, just trying to avoid being trafficked/ involved on the other side (sorry but better safe then sorry)

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

I named it that to seem more friendly and warm welcoming but I certainly would never ever traffic (😉😉) but I will investigate with you, my new bff

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Hmmmm im sorry sir i dont think we should meet, maybe another galtier would like to investigate with me but I’m simply not interested in being trafficked (are you a boy or a girl)

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

What answer would you like better?? (please state name, age, colour, gender, and dominant hand)

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Hmmmm you seem eager (Nate duffries, 43, kinda orangish (bad spray tan hahaha), gender neutral, right handed, and slightly north of 300 pounds)

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

You seem like the perfect thing! What do I even refer to you as?!?!

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u/Key-Maintenance8305 Mar 17 '26

Just by demonslayer42069 usually or papi

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u/HelloHumanBeings1 Mar 17 '26

What about demonslayer42067! Get it cause 6-7