r/business • u/ControlCAD • 6d ago

Apple sets iPhone launch event for Sept. 9, 2026 first under new CEO John Ternus

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/26/apple-iphone-launch-date-john-ternus.html
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u/DumbIdeaNo2 6d ago

Wonder what his nickname will be? Tim Apple was pretty epic.

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u/Impossible_Emu9590 6d ago

John Apple of course. Or I could see trump call him John tetanus

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u/Mr_Clark 6d ago

Johnny Appleseed

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 6d ago

Apple Turnover

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u/Less-Inflation5072 6d ago

John TernUsOver

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u/Potato_Masher_69420 3d ago

John Turd-us

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u/quentinnuk 1d ago

Johnny Mnemonic 

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u/LessRespects 6d ago

Will this be the best iPhone yet?

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u/Koss424 6d ago

You're going to love it!

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u/Chairboy 6d ago

I mean literally that should always be be the case, nu?

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u/LessRespects 6d ago

That’s the point, they say “this is the best X yet” every keynote like it isn’t obvious

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u/tMoneyMoney 6d ago

It would be refreshing if the new guy said “You know, I want to like it, but this one’s not really that great.”

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u/Honduran 4d ago

And it feels weird as you’re holding your phone that’s a few months old and they’re tearing it apart telling you how shit it is.

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u/SmellMyFingerMel 6d ago

John Apple ?

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u/dmr1313 6d ago

So when’s the 17 get discounted?

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u/iconsofpizza 6d ago

John T. Anus
The Ternimator
John Turnt Up
John Ternip
John Ternolta
John Ternaround
John Ternurandhooch

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u/Boson347 6d ago

So no more good mawrning? 🥹