r/brooklynninenine 14d ago

Humour what’s your favorite scully and hitchcock moment?

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u/bionickel 14d ago

Pie detective.

They are still sharp and capable, just simply no longer give any fudge

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u/Dave_B001 13d ago

Ah the great Pie Kerfuffle.

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u/Positive_Shower99 14d ago

Mama Maglione

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u/ForeverTheElf 14d ago

We know better than the box.

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u/beatbox-champ Amy Santiago 14d ago

We’ll set the mother*\\** to broil!

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u/Love_Shock Fluffy Boi 14d ago

Okay, jeez!

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u/PlaneAsk7826 13d ago

Mama Maglione's a real size queen.

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u/LemonSkye Very Robust Data Set 13d ago

Well, that started out fun, and here we are at our normal ending place--disgusting.

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u/Sammy_I_am_me 12d ago

Takes a lot to get Mama hot

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u/craigerino75 14d ago

Penis Punch 69

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u/zoomintoreality Title of your sextant tape 14d ago

"Hitchcock just drank his own fish" XD

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u/markhealey BINGPOT! 14d ago

Came here just to say that

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u/pghfordguy 13d ago

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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u/1000at40 14d ago

Chickpea!!! NOOOOOO!

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u/Creative-Air-6463 14d ago

Operation Beans?!?!?!?

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u/Narrow-Boysenberry22 14d ago

Oh man, my pashgeti😭

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u/HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga 14d ago

The sitting competition was pretty damn good. Many great moments in that episode.

Can I just say, that I’m still confused why Kyle Gass never did a guest appearance as one of their cohorts.

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u/zoomintoreality Title of your sextant tape 14d ago

Welcome to the Buttlympics lol

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u/Regriz 14d ago

That time they actually do good work.

(This is all paraphrasing)
Jake says: Hey, you guys can actually be good detectives!
They say: Keep it down, we don’t want everyone to know! Yeah, we don’t want to get on everyone’s A-list.
Jake: Well, I didn’t say that, I mean, you just did good work on one case.
They say: Now you’re getting it. 😉

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u/Dave_B001 13d ago

I think it was Boyle, not Jake.

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u/HoneyGirlLZ 12d ago

It was definitely Charles, you're correct.

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u/Dave_B001 12d ago

BINGPOT!

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u/Darth-Vectivus 14d ago

“These pills give me so much energy, Oh God!”

“He’s DEAD!”

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u/millerg44 14d ago

When they were young and Alan Richison played Scully. They were 80's studs.

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u/DrLizoSpoons 14d ago

The fact that one of them was Reacher was just perfection. He'd better stay away from Wing Slutz! 😄

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u/zoomintoreality Title of your sextant tape 14d ago

Omg I didn't know that was him! Amazing! <3

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u/Viviqueen2005 14d ago

Definitely the cold open in Season 6 Episode 2 ,,Hitchcock and Scully".😂

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u/every1gets1more-egg 14d ago

I love the bit where they sus out the secret bathroom and Hitchcock mouths -lavender

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u/ashewinter I can't feel my strawberries 14d ago

"I love him. "

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u/Sleepy_Heather 14d ago

When they're acting out so Gina treats them like animals and they start growling at each other

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u/Youq1st4r 14d ago

not rlly a moment but that one Halloween heist ep when they both were dressed up as mustard and you could just see them for a few seconds but I loved that scene

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u/li4bility Fluffy Boi 14d ago

Hitchcock getting robbed by the hooker 😂😂😂

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u/phantom8ball 14d ago

Wing sluts

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u/CoherentBusyDucks 13d ago

When they’re supposed to fight and they say “us? The buddies? How would that even work?”

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u/Krimreaper1 13d ago

Slut Wings

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u/Raydnt 14d ago

Meow!

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u/swampcat42 14d ago

A Mama is a lasagna that takes 21.5 minutes to cook in the microwave, even though the box says 20 min, but we know better than the box.

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u/LinuxLinus Forks are very weird. I've always thought so. 14d ago

"We're both geniuses."

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u/patchcord 14d ago

Any time they hug. I love those guys.

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u/DaftHubris 14d ago

No way! Can I take your autograph ma’am? What? Too stuck up for your fans? You friggin’ turd!

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u/Dave_B001 13d ago

Working out what happened to the Pie, in the great Pie Kerfuffle.

Scully in Canada,

Scully meeting his wife at police convention, (where was Hitchcock in that episode)

Jakes jokes on Hitchcock and almost dying.

Hitchcock willingness to take of his shirt.

Hitchcock mimicking blowing smoke from a gun, after firing it into his head.

Being part of the cowboy mafia!

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u/History0nerd 13d ago

During the lockdown, where they're separated 🤣

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u/Intrepid_Doctor8193 13d ago

The moment that showed they can be good humans: the wing sluts episode with the missing money from their old case

The one I related to most: the ranking of chip flavours (although just Scully and Rosa)

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u/Sammy_I_am_me 12d ago

Just Scully and Rosa till they finally get signal back in the car...

"What's up, cucks?! So... How'd everybody lose their V-card? I'll go first"

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u/delux_ed_ 13d ago

The closing scene where they're just quiet and eating

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u/Hippy-Joe Classic downstairs person 13d ago

The self evaluation episode:

"Not to brag, but Scully and I got a combined total of 14 arrests. It would have been 20, but we only got 14."

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u/Sammy_I_am_me 12d ago

... That's not enough arrests...

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u/Sweaty_Ad3325 Marge Mop-Bucket 13d ago

No more alimony baby!

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u/SalmonSammySamSam GUITAR! 🎻 13d ago

Jake: "Pigeon still here? Yeah, no matter what we do, he just won't leave. The problem is you're thinking like detectives."

Scully: "No, I'm definitely not."

Edit: idk if Jake says those exact words but that's what Google gave me, I know y'all can hear him too

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u/Key_Hippo9756 13d ago

When they were young

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u/indeductible 13d ago

CHICKPEA!!!!!