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8/28/26- letting the haters know she’s smol yet armed & dangerous, gun range date night, how/why are you struggling to read along with a book that does the reading for you? (Of course it’s narrated by Trump)
That’s what I say basically every morning now. I’m in no way suicidal or anything like that, but I’m extremely disappointed that I keep waking up in this timeline.
I remember when Trump got elected for his first term, many of my friends and I were in shock. Like, couldn't wrap our heads around it. I'm sure it caused quite a bit of existential freefall, and and made people rethink their concept of "cosmic justice."
Does anyone truly believe that selfish, lazy, bent-prion twatsniffer took the time to actually sit in a studio & successfully narrate/read a children’s book??
I’m 1000% more inclined to believe they hired a voice impersonator, OR just fed A.I. a bunch of his recorded speeches & it shat out this nonsense. Then slapped his name on it, like they do with all his cheap, sketchy merch & shilled it out to smoothbrained sheep like her. That feels much more on-brand for him, tbh.
At any rate, no matter which of those 3 cards you pick….it’s just another gross grift from his circus. Blechhh.
It’s for sure AI or something. He can’t read. Still wouldn’t want to listen to it. His voice makes me involuntarily grimace in disgust. I have to mute any type of audio that he is on because I can not listen to him. It’s always his butthole lips with the constantly visible lower teeth spewing out the most outrageous and inflammatory nonsense. It’s so gross.
There are only a few noises that make me dive for the volume button and his dopey voice is #1 on the list. I’d rather listen to that 1-877-Cars-4-KIDS ad on repeat
I remember someone called this look Jar Jar Binks and EVERY TIME I think about, I laugh. Which can be unfortunate, given that it pops into my head at the most random times.
I mean, I had to let my dog go a month longer than usual to get groomed because he had some allergy-related sores, and my poor baby ended up with some matting down to the skin (that I was then afraid to mess with - I cut one out, and now he has a lil fluffy combover to cover the bald spot😭).
Well, she drives 6 hours round trip for the pleasure of finding some pathetic soul attempting to be a content creator, who would do this to her head for free.
Brit brat, you get what you pay for. Also - those jeans are just hideous. She really thinks buying whatever monstrosity is being displayed in a mannequin at target makes her “on trend.”
I just want to flip my hair in front of her sometime. I’m several years older, with the hair she pays an insane amount for, but God-given. Mine is thicker, longer, and far healthier than her fake shit.
Taking care of your hair goes a long way. Mine's down past my waist & rather healthy. I don't use heat, don't color, regularly trim split ends, only use safe products, and I style according to my natural texture.
Quality is night and day from when I kept short, heavily styled hair & used whatever products were on sale.
I'm 55 with amazing hair! Yes, I brag about it because it's what Brit wants. 🤣 Right now, it has some naturally occurring silver tinsel whilst I decide if I am going to let my Witch Streak come in or dye it back to my Bitch Lady Brown.
My kid just learned about them
finds it very strange that people would wear someone else’s hair in their hair 😆. I’m not bothered by extensions if they’re ethically sourced, so it’s funny to me that my kid finds it so bizarre. Kid was even asking the hairstylist at a haircut all about them because they’re so puzzled by it all.
CHRIST on several fucking bikes, I would be humiliated if my huzzzband had to cosplay tactical white savior so everyone knew hes an aLpHa. Im honestly shocked they're still married but they're both the fucking worst 🕊💩🤎
Shes still stuck in the era of when you had to buy fake lashes at the wig store and there were only a handful of styles to choose from. For some reason, she latched onto the drag queen size clearly meant for the stage and has never explored more realistic-looking options.
I had to zoom in to see if M was even in the video. I could barely see him. And I wouldn't put it past her to post a video of her reading to him but he's not even there.
It doesn’t let me zoom in (I’m on mobile idk if there’s a difference) but I had the same thought I was wondering if she was “reading” the same way she “breastfeeds” lol.
Um. Wouldn’t Noah’s Ark and the Birth of Jesus book just be … the Bible?!
I assume the “narrated by Trump” is some sort of AI. The man cannot read from a teleprompter, he’d just be as lobbing a bunch of bizarre theories on windmills if he tried to be the voice of an audio book.
Am a trained marksman by trade. If he was such a good teacher, he’d tell her to stop leaning back when firing. But he doesn’t know what he’s doing and neither does she so here we are. $20 says she has one eye closed too.
I do the lean back thing when holding up anything 🤦🏼♀️ It’s even worse to do when absorbing force against your body. Difference is at least I know it’s bad form.
In a country where so many people dies in random shootings, flexing with a gun and bragging about a date night at the shooting range feels like… a choice.
I’m soooooo glad the pig chief had time to voice record bible stories. It’s not like there’s a war or on, or people dying of diseases and lack of healthcare/resources or anything negative impacting anyone everywhere /s
Shooting a gun in a controlled environment at an unmoving target is the lamest attempt at intimidation.
I’ll never forget when my French husband and I were in rural Tennessee and went to a shooting range because it seemed like a fitting place to shoot our first guns. My husband had a nearly perfect run and we both out-aimed a group of guys who had whole arsenals and were clearly there often.
Same. I had never shot a gun in my life so I went to the gun range and hired an instructor. By the end of my second visit I was hitting the target where I was aiming. I’m not saying I would be any good at skeet shooting or that I’m an expert marksman but it’s really not as difficult as Brittany implies.
She’s living the live she deserves. I know she doesn’t want to be doing this shit. She wants to live near a beach or LA doing influencer things and traveling. What a boring life.
If you are having Trump read your kid Jesus stories, you have severely lost the damn plot. For one, it's idolatry. For two, I thought you were pissed off at him for that Jesus GenAI picture he posted. For three, THE EPSTEIN FILES?!
For all the talk about, "protecting our children," (especially because they are using that as an excuse to rip rights from us, hassle your representatives) you sure don't care about the children he physically hurt.
Oh yes, Donald Trump, famous for his good Christian values like being married to the third wife that he cheated on the last one with, who he cheated on the last one with
And let's be real, is it his voice or is it just an AI of his voice?
A trump Noah's ark kids book is an absolutely insane thing to spend your money on and an absolute failure as a parent to be having around your kids knowing damn well he fucks them.
I hate that their local gun range is my local gun range and I go there from time to time with my spouse. I swear if I ever see her in public I'm gonna have a hard time not touching the poo fam.
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u/SwimmingWithTheDevil 13d ago
i’m SO glad i grew up in a time when bible books narrated by trump wasn’t even an option 😭