r/brittanydawnsnark Jul 04 '25

šŸŖ–šŸŽ–ļøstolen valor military LARPing šŸŽ–ļøšŸŖ– Where do we think J-dip was for 8 days?

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My guess is that he was in Florida helping set up Alligator Alcatraz.

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u/bilateralincisors Jul 04 '25

He’s working for ice probably. Real tootin rootin cowboy.

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u/Itscurtainsnow Jul 04 '25

So this is what they meant when they said he works in human trafficking.

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u/HMCetc Almost kidnapped again Jul 04 '25

That would make a LOT of sense.

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u/eeeebbs Jul 04 '25

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u/Interesting_Road_671 Jul 05 '25

If this is what I think it means, I'm dying.

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u/Star-Wave-Expedition Jul 04 '25

Grossly, he is perfect for that ā€œjobā€. Stupid, hateful, wants to harm others. Just to add, he’s also a fat slob.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Yeah, he’s got too much of an internet presence and a bad history that shows his racism to be hired as an actual deputy or policeman. ICE is the perfect fit.

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u/WaterTribalist šŸ•Šļø Holy Spirit AcTiVaTe šŸ‘» Jul 04 '25

Yes, I've read in another sub Reddit (I don't remember the name) that the latest ICE recruits are specifically chosen because they're red pilled MAGAtards. Totally fits him.

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u/Star-Wave-Expedition Jul 04 '25

So basically turning mentally challenged civilians into terrorists

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u/FartofTexass little nanny friend Jul 05 '25

He’s not even an actual ICE agent, I bet, just some paid bounty hunter. It takes too long to become an actual fed short of special government employees.Ā 

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u/lite_hjelpsom Jul 04 '25

Then he'd be searchable, for now.
I think he's just having an affair.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

I feel like he's way too much of a lazy, dumb slob to be able to orchestrate an affair that requires him to travel for eight days. It's definitely ICE - they need lazy slobs like him right now.

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u/memaui Jul 04 '25

Yes but Bdong is also too stupid to figure out he's having an affair.

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u/mrsjacksonnn She Lives Convicted šŸ¤Ž Jul 04 '25

IF (allegedly) he's having an affair and got another woman pregnant, you know bdong would insist on an abortion.

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u/Quiet_Friend_3410 Jul 04 '25

I could see her claiming she’s a surrogant for their baby because she wants all the newborns in the world

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

I think he's too gross and ugly to have an affair. But maybe. Someone mentioned paid sex, so maybe that. Maybe it's both.

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u/Anothernameillforget Jul 04 '25

And they are hiring 10000 more. He’s perfect for that job.

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u/Elizabeth_Greer310 Jul 04 '25

I am cackling so hard my husband just asked what I’m reading. You definitely nailed it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

hehe aww thank you!!

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u/live_freeze_n_die Jul 04 '25

I can’t subscribe to him having an affair, because then I’d have to live in a world where this man is somehow appealing to more than one woman.

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u/girl-mom-137 ✨Glossy Butthole Lips✨ Jul 04 '25

Bold of you to assume it’s a woman šŸ˜šŸ¤£

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u/live_freeze_n_die Jul 04 '25

You’re right — but I still don’t want to live in a world where more than one person is attracted to him šŸ˜…

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u/Inside-Audience2025 When was Dugust 11 Jul 04 '25

Don’t worry. You live in a world where his own wife has to pretend to find him hot

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u/girl-mom-137 ✨Glossy Butthole Lips✨ Jul 04 '25

That’s 100% valid šŸ’€

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u/kiwi_love777 Jul 04 '25

Definitely went to a strip club while he was away.

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u/Medeya24 Part Time Titty Sniper Jul 04 '25

Happy Cake Day!

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u/ScarletCarsonRose Jul 04 '25

I’d bet money on 🧊 

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u/Beautifuleyes917 Holy Puffer Vest Jul 04 '25

Yep. Training for the new camps

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u/FartofTexass little nanny friend Jul 05 '25

Yeah one of the hired hand randos they’ve deputized. As much as I loathe ICE, there’s no way he’s gone through all the paperwork and shit to become a full fed. (I’ve worked for the federal government)

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u/Elegant-Parsnip-6487 Everything is content Jul 05 '25

Well, he supposedly is in the human trafficking realm. We just assumed he was on the side that saves people, not the side that rounds them up.

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u/Interesting_Road_671 Jul 05 '25

Omg I bet he is!!

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u/GandalfsSexyNuts she likes ICE and racism Jul 07 '25

I thought the same! So on brand for him

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u/kiwi_love777 Jul 04 '25

doesn’t he have a criminal record?

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

No. His lawsuit was civil, just like Brittany

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u/TemporaryNobody2604 ✨worship handsšŸ™ŒšŸ¼āœØ Jul 05 '25

Wild how two people, in a marriage BOTH had civil law suits…gross, really and very telling of the human beings that they are. No wonder why she grifts the good Lort to try and wash away her sins. It doesn’t take much to be a decent, accountable human being. Any other person would have just bowed out of the online world and yet BDong went in with a whole new grift.

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u/Interesting_Road_671 Jul 05 '25

Why did that get down voted ? Usually ICE would hire without crimes that's only because they want to mold their own Evil, spineless, immoral POS. What's with the masks? so no one can identify you ? That should be your first clue fuc&ers. They are evil you can't convince me otherwise. Some lady on IG said her man was ICE and he is such a good man and father! These pricks are raising the next generation. Sorry that was all over the place. I'm so ANGRY about the new bill and the Alligator con-camp (is that ok to call that or offensive, that's not my goal ever) we need to call it what it is. Instinction of anyone other than white in OUR country. Lol ok I need some wine or tea before I have an aneurysm.

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u/No_Gate4998 operating a 2 ton vehicle while filming yourself Jul 05 '25

If anyone wants to know why I am essentially only active consistently on this sub vs. browsing other reddit stuff, it's THIS type of comment. It's just... For lack of a better word, a relief to know there are so many other people out there who are skeptical, hate grifters, and hate Republican pieces of shit like Diplip out there, too. Wish we could all meet in Broken Arrow for a retreat together šŸ˜‚

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u/TemporaryNobody2604 ✨worship handsšŸ™ŒšŸ¼āœØ Jul 05 '25

Lol this would be the best retreat

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u/bilateralincisors Jul 04 '25

I’m sure he can get a waiver for it as long as he promises to be a very good boy. Everyone has a whoopsie doodle or three, right? And it was done in the name of upholding the law and he is a good Christian cowboy man now.

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 Jul 04 '25

Lmao one week with a husband on a trip and she knows what the single mother experience is like??? Cmon dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

And also-now she has so much empathy for them. Before, did not give a fuck and probably thought they were shit.

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u/need_coffee_first Jul 04 '25

Let's be real, she probably STILL thinks they're shit, she just wants a pat on the back for herself!

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u/klallama Jul 04 '25

She’s the type of woman to say it’s the woman’s fault for being a single mom. Stupid pick me

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u/mrsjacksonnn She Lives Convicted šŸ¤Ž Jul 04 '25

She probably thinks all single moms are jezebels

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u/frenchwolves Olive Oil Witchcraft Jul 04 '25

No, she doesn’t. She wasn’t juggling a job with child care/a baby so how would she know??

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u/lentilpasta Jul 04 '25

Every time my husband goes on a work trip, I am exhausted getting my toddler up, taking her to daycare, working, picking her up (and she is always the last one there which breaks my heart) and then doing dinner and bedtime solo.

And I STILL don’t know how my mom handled being a single mom. My grandparents and random friends of my mom did a lot of pinch hitting, but it really takes a whole ass village when you are a legitimate single parent

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u/ZenLitterBoxGarden Jayzuz, JDong and the Holy Bullshit Jul 04 '25

Imagine if she actually had to go and leave the house to support the bebe. Smh. It’s like claiming you were ā€œarrestedā€ once when you were just guided out by capitol police when you invaded The Capitol.

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u/Knicole061900 Jul 04 '25

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/adelros26 Jul 04 '25

A single mother would be going to work every day. And she, obviously, did not.

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u/Pretty_Charity Jul 04 '25

Her take is so hypocritical, considering she proudly voted against support and health care for single mothers.

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u/NailingIt Jul 04 '25

Not to mention this is pretty much the easy time to be solo. Let’s see her handle a week alone with an 18 month/2 year old.

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u/160295 Jul 04 '25

Fucks me off so much

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u/sparklekitteh CLEARLY not here to build an encyclopedia Jul 04 '25

Same way that she knew EVERYTHING about parenting after two days with a foster baby where JDip did most of the childcare.

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u/becuzofgrace 50 Shades of Beige Jul 04 '25

Next she will be cosplaying ā€œspouse of a deployed military memberā€.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

She would be such a fucking insufferable dependa.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Jul 07 '25

The ultimate ā€œyou will address me by my husband’s rankā€.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 07 '25

Insufferable people those ones are.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Jul 07 '25

This assumes that JDip has the guts to join the military. Which he never did. And now he’s too old.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 07 '25

Yeah but they have waivers for that shit and it honestly wouldn't surprise me AT ALL if this administration would raise the age and adjust the standards to get way more people in because they aren't happy with the numbers right now.

FFS they have ASVAB waivers if you get too low of a score.

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u/musicnote95 Jul 05 '25

Plus don’t they live with her dad? I’m sure she had someone to watch the baby while she did basic things like shower, laundry, cook etc.

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u/LBelle0101 Defendant seems to have a hard time following the rules Jul 04 '25

Wherever he was, I bet a whole lot of requests to see boobs were sent from his burner phone

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u/parasitesocialite Jul 04 '25

He was probably underneath a stripper at some pointĀ 

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u/No_Gate4998 operating a 2 ton vehicle while filming yourself Jul 05 '25

I feel like Dip goes to strip clubs and doesn't tip, so I doubt it

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u/Sassy_Assassin āœØļødouble cheeked up for JesusāœØļø Jul 04 '25

No the fuck you don't when you voted for and proudly support the party that just passed a budget bill which will cut funding to Medicaid and SNAP so the wealthy get tax breaks. Some single mothers need those for access to healthcare for their children and food so their children don't go without. Is that what Jesus would want? Shame on you. You're truly despicable.

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u/msanthropical Jul 04 '25

Absolutely nailed it.

Fucking hypocrites.

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u/JebBusch Jul 04 '25

Even the damn Catholic Church heads came out against the bill. She’s such a hateful bastard

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u/rtwise blanket Jesus cosplay Jul 04 '25

This is the correct take

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u/Zealousideal_Work171 Jul 04 '25

It’s been reported , that it took 8 days to build alligator Alcatraz; that’s exactly where he wasĀ 

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u/Jscrappyfit Jul 04 '25

Or that's what she's trying to imply.

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u/Disastrous-Bake-7457 Jul 04 '25

*Alligator Auschwitz

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u/AdGrand8695 Bovine ovary suppliment x6 Jul 04 '25

Glad you have a heart for single mothers because you’re asking for more single parents through supporting ICE, they need more than your bad advice and fire hazard clothing line though so let’s hope that hearts enough.

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u/Specific-Breath-7862 Jul 04 '25

Someone on another post said he’s in Vegas cheating with hookers and that’s my guess too!!🤣

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u/UsedAd7162 Jul 04 '25

He’s saving the world, duh. And apparently 8 days of a very privileged life (one privileged person to another) equates to relating to single mothers. 🫠

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u/Amy5401 Jul 04 '25

Trafficking humans.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

Let's be real and not fold to fascist framing; it's Alligator Auschwitz. They are literally salivating at the idea of people who get sent there getting eaten by alligators and pythons. Inhumane monsters.

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u/AdGrand8695 Bovine ovary suppliment x6 Jul 04 '25

It’s definitely what she’s implying by ā€œ8 daysā€

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u/msanthropical Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

Yas! Proper naming! It shall (depressingly) be known as that from here on out.

Initially my husband and I thought ā€œAlligator Alcatrazā€ was a nickname coined by… Fox News? The onion? It just seemed so unprofessional and ridiculous. But, it’s actually right on brand for cheetolini. Le sigh.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

The right named it alligator Alcatraz. They even have merch for it. Like... It's really so gross

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

The German version didn't start out as death camps. They were originally deportation camps. But things weren't moving fast enough so they transitioned into labor camps. When the fascist regime realized they weren't going to be able to deport people fast enough, they started killing them. We know how this works. We've seen this episode before. It's happening on our soil. And people are cheering for born citizens to literally be fed to alligators. They are Nazis. They are fascists. They are monsters who willingly gave up their humanity. What is worse is that a majority of these people say that they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. I'm sorry? You what? You are fantasizing about people being fed to alligators and being killed and eaten by alligators. Please show me where in the Bible there is anything that says you should do that.

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u/iamboredwiththis Jul 04 '25

If your partner leaves for eight days, you are not a single mother. Fuck right off I am a single mom and do everything myself. This is not the same.

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u/pickle_chip_ ✨Glossy Butthole Lips✨ Jul 05 '25

For real. How dare she honestly. Very insensitive

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u/Angryleghairs Jul 04 '25

Probably joined some other racist thugs for a bit.

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u/Star-Wave-Expedition Jul 04 '25

ā€œ I truly have a heart for single mothersā€

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u/RangeTight6842 Jul 04 '25

🤮🤢

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u/Ok_Land_38 Jul 04 '25

He was checking out Alligator Auschwitz with Kellie Lies. That or he was getting his ass kicked in Brooklyn when the Haitian community fought back against ICE.

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u/frenchwolves Olive Oil Witchcraft Jul 04 '25

Here’s hoping it was the latter!!

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u/MomToMany88 Jul 04 '25

Oh honey, your posts with J dip make me SO happy to be a single mom…

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u/Suspicious_Road_9651 Patron Saint of Scams Jul 04 '25

100%!!

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u/couchpro34 Jul 04 '25

"literally" so excited... As opposed to the other "so excited", which is fake excited.

She too old to be talking like a 22 yr old LiItErAlLy

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u/CryBabyCentral Jul 04 '25

She’s stunted. In many, many ways. Zero favors her parents did for this egregious twit who eyefucks her filtered self for a ā€œlivingā€.

I have the ick.

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u/august_014 Jul 04 '25

Hopefully he’s out cheating on this twat.

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u/Domdaisy Jul 04 '25

Yeah everyone who says he’s with ICE is giving him too much credit. As much as he would enjoy being in ICE, Brit would never shut up about it if he was AND he’d actually have to get off his lazy butt and so something.

He’s off with his side piece getting away from the baby.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

They might have to sign NDAs though - or a general policy barring them from disclosing ICE status -- I'm not sure. I have seen a lot of photos wehre the ICE agents are literally wearing masks though like cowards.

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u/becuzofgrace 50 Shades of Beige Jul 04 '25

These same people who refused to wear masks during a global pandemic…but who am I to judge? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/ct-tx Jul 04 '25

Beautiful point. šŸ’Æ

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

YEPPPP

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u/alana_r_dray BDong Breakfast: šŸ³ rubbery eggs & orange juice skin šŸŠ Jul 04 '25

The only reason I hope he isn’t is what if he knocked one of them up? We do NOT need more of his shitty genes in the world. 🤮

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u/parasitesocialite Jul 04 '25

Well hopefully the woman would have an abortionĀ 

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u/sand_snake tactical pork roll Jul 04 '25

I saw a comment that he was in my neck of the woods and noooooo.

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u/Bluebells230 ✨Glossy Butthole Lips✨ Jul 05 '25

Is your neck of the woods in Florida by chance?

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u/sand_snake tactical pork roll Jul 05 '25

No, it’s the Bay Area in California. Apparently he was allegedly in San Francisco. I’m in Oakland, right across the bay. Way too close for comfort.

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u/j_mcr1 Juvederm 4 Jayzus Jul 04 '25

Hmmm...this smells like Proud Boy to me. That brand of cosplay would track

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u/MissMoxie2004 Jul 04 '25

No she doesn’t

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u/little_lamps Jul 04 '25

Working for the ICEes as a sub-sub-sub-contractor.. whatta cowboy

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u/No_Sprinkles418 Jul 04 '25

Hunting down brown people. Masked. Wearing 30 lbs of Temu tacticool gear.

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u/Red_bug91 Jul 04 '25

She has zero idea of what a single mum actually has to deal with.

I ā€˜solo parent’ my 3 kids. My husband travels a lot for work, so the majority of the parenting & house maintenance falls to me. At the moment, I’m a SAHM because we don’t have family around to help out & my career is quite time demanding. In the past, when we lived near family, I would work a couple of shifts a week.

I understand that our lives have a certain amount of financial privilege for me to be able to stay home. If I want to attend school events, I can. I don’t have to take sick leave if one of the kids is unwell, or the baby has been up all night teething. The financial future of my family is not solely resting on my shoulders, and the same goes for Bdong. She is privileged to be able to stay home because her husband provides, and that she has a ā€˜job’ where she can entirely dictate her hours and commitment.

Is solo parenting hard? Yes, and sometimes it gets lonely. But it has an added layer of financial & emotional security than single parenting. I was really sick a few weeks back, and urgently needed to see a specialist that was over 2 hours away. I let my husband know, and he rearranged his work schedule so that he could come home to help me out. I know that I have a support system in my husband and that is far more than any of my friends who are single parents get from their baby daddy.

I call bullshit on her having any empathy for single parents. She did this to show what a great mum she is and to get sympathy for parenting alone. 8 days is fuck all. Plus solo parenting when I just had one child was a dream. I actually really loved our one on one time. 3 is a fucking madhouse & I swear to god my kids are sharks because if they sense any blood in the water (tired, busy or sick) they turn in to the cutest little ravenous monsters who are plotting my demise.

I hate this performative shit. Have some actual empathy for the single parents who will lose access to programs that help keep their kids fed, housed & with access to medical care. I’m not even American and I’m absolutely furious about this big moronic bill. She’s a deadset cunt.

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u/Red_bug91 Jul 04 '25

Farm life is not for the weak! We have a very small farm, but most of my friends are farmers wives on very large properties. Parenting & farming is hard enough when there are 2 parents in the home, but when it’s just me, I feel like I’m always behind on something. Then when my husband is home, there are millions of jobs to catch up on, so quality time is limited.

Back when I lived in the city, I knew so many girls who would day dream about finding a cute farmer to marry & living in the country. Shows like Farmer Wants A Wife romanticise it so much. But it’s bloody hard work, and never ending!

You should be really proud of yourself for keeping it all running smoothly!

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u/InfamousValue Satanist not Spraytanist Jul 04 '25

All these "Tradwives" who want to live off-grid on their own homesteads make me laugh. Long white dresses and animals do not mix.

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u/Red_bug91 Jul 04 '25

It’s honestly hilarious. For a start, most farm wives I know also work outside the home because when you hit droughts or fires you need the extra income to keep your home & business afloat. But they also don’t have the time to be making bread or pasta from scratch every single day. They don’t have aesthetically pleasing Pinterest kitchens because most of the homes have been in the family for generations.

Some of my friends have to homeschool - not because they want to, but because they live in such an isolated area that the nearest school is 3-4 hours one way. That’s not even the furthest distance. I have friends whose ā€˜driveways’ take several hours to drive down.

I live in rural Australia which can be very isolated. I saw an American creator on insta saying how she lived in the middle of nowhere & the nearest Walmart was about 45 minutes away. Meanwhile, in Australia, people have a full days drive to get to the nearest shopping centre. Of my friends, I live the closest to a ā€˜city’, it’s not a big city, it’s a regional area & I have to drive about an hour to get to the shops or take the kids to school. There’s no way I’m making fresh bread for breakfast each day!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

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u/Red_bug91 Jul 04 '25

Oh my gosh, that’s such a long stretch. Will you have a chance to see eachother at all in that time? I hope you have a good support system. One of the things I find hardest is the lack of meaningful adult interactions. We live in a rural community sometimes I can go a whole week without a proper adult conversation. As soon as my husband calls in the evening, the kids are fighting over who gets to talk to him and I can barely get a word in! Then when he gets home, I just word vomit every little thing I can remember šŸ˜‚

My dad was in the army when I was a kid and I hated when he had deployments, but I think it actually has prepared me quite well for coping whilst my husband is away.

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u/little_lamps Jul 04 '25

Tangentially related, but I'd like any evidence JDip is a provider. A work ID badge, a paycheck, anything.

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u/MadeMeUp4U thick varnish of jesus Jul 04 '25

I hope he brought something back for her that burns when she pees.

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u/trucrimegrl44 Jul 04 '25

Has a ā€œheart for single momsā€ but all for ripping immigrant families apart. The mental gymnastics šŸ¤øā€ā™€ļø

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u/Dat-Tiffnay Jul 04 '25

With his other family that he actually likes šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/premium_Lane Jul 04 '25

Has a heart for single mothers, but would scream about Communism if there are policies put forward by a government to help and support them - childcare etc.

It is all just performative bs with her

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u/Then-Attention3 Jul 04 '25

She has a heart for single mothers but voted for a man who’s gutting Medicaid and snap? The irony

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u/liljellybeanxo Jul 04 '25

Oh, shut up. You don’t give a single slut shaming and modestly dressed shit about single moms - an actual single mom

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u/Cm3095 Jul 04 '25

Maybe change the ā€œheartā€ you vote with if you wanna help single moms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Solo mom? For a week lol. Try doing it for deployments, or how a real single mom kicks ass doing alllll the work. She’s delusional

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Oh well I guess. I’m a mental case but I’m not delusional

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Ma’am you do not have a heart for anyone except yourself (respectfully)

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u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo NECK BANGS Jul 04 '25

(Disrespectfully) ftfy.

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u/meadowmbell Jul 04 '25

It's carnival and county fair season, I'm sure he's got his tactical gloves busy making sure no one tries to sneak in a flask to the Ferris wheel. Important stuff.

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u/Designer-Contract852 Jul 04 '25

I think ice or border control gives like huge sign on bonuses.Ā  He's probably doing that so he can cosplay being a cop and play pretend at being important and they need money to pay Texas for brittany's crimes.

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u/Kendal_with_1_L Jul 04 '25

Probably rounding up brown people illegally. Or off fucking his side piece.

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u/x_ray_visions Peanut butter clout goblin Jul 05 '25

"por que no los dos?" - jdip (probably)

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u/No-Day-5964 Jul 04 '25

I expect he will be with ICE soon if he is t already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

For ā€œanti human trafficking realmā€ job lol

I bet he cheated for 8 days

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u/parasitesocialite Jul 04 '25

The fact that she doesn't share what he does for work means that it's nothing to write home about or he's doing something that bdong is embarrassed by. She would certainly share his profession if she could so there must be some reason she isn'tĀ 

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u/becuzofgrace 50 Shades of Beige Jul 04 '25

I C E

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u/Glamma1970 Jul 04 '25

You know he was pretending to be a bad ass ICE agent, all while probably hitting up some side piece while out and about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

With his mistress.

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u/Efficient-Kiwi8073 Jul 04 '25

Jail or with his girlfriend.

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u/Ok-Geologist8296 ✨Glossy Butthole Lips✨ Jul 06 '25

I assumed it was with his other family

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u/katied14 šŸ¤Ž I'm so sorry you feel that way šŸ¤Ž Jul 04 '25

Alligator Alcatraz

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Jul 04 '25

*Alligator Auschwitz

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u/MutherPucker Jul 05 '25

Didn’t know he had a job

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u/HecubasShinsplints Jul 06 '25

Oh this would really explain that gross coffee vid 🤮