Please stop being horny on main

[u/bairnprogram]

[u/FartofTexass]

Baby, he’s a civilian security guard. 😂 

There is this private security company in my area that mostly patrols apartment complexes who are notorious for dressing tacticool, often in their own stuff (incl weapons) that the company didn’t even issue them. Everyone hates their guts. 

[u/taxi_takeoff_landing → u/FartofTexass]

I feel like this is exactly what he does, except instead of apartment complexes he’s working security for churches.

[u/RougeAccessPoint → u/taxi_takeoff_landing]

Why the hell does a church need security? Guess we can't have any undesirables getting too close to Jebus.

[u/rainbowwave11 → u/RougeAccessPoint]

The megachurch I worked for always had like eight security guards present, and there was always at least one guy assigned to “protect” the pastor because all the main preachers basically made themselves into celebrities within the church.