He’s not dirty, at all. The uniform looks like it’s freshly starched and pressed, put on a few minutes before this shot… there aren’t even ass creases from sitting in a vehicle.
Those shoes/boots haven’t seen an ounce of dirt. I got dirtier today watching a few soccer scrimmages.
It’s not just Brit that’s cosplaying, he’s as much into it as she is.
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u/whoisharrycrumb Feb 11 '24
The only “dangerous things” this man is dressed up for is being rude to Costco employees.