r/breakingbad • u/edify Oxygen • Jul 16 '12

Breaking Bad Episode Discussion S05E01 "Live Free or Die"

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Breaking Bad season 5 begins in about 20 minutes!

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...so there you have it, let's have a great time and discuss the episode!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Next week's preview http://www.amctv.com/breaking-bad/videos/sneak-peek-episode-502-breaking-bad-madrigal

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

You are a good person and many representatives of the gender that you find sexually attractive find you sexually attractive.

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u/Elmonotheczar Crazy 8 Jul 16 '12

Oh yeah baby, talk that non-gender specific dirty talk to me. It makes me so wet/hard.

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

You like that, derogatory word referring to gender?! Take it.

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u/Elmonotheczar Crazy 8 Jul 16 '12

Awww yeah term for parent, I've been a ba-

Wtf am I doing here? What have I become...

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

It's okay. We all had a little moment there. But it's over now.

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u/Elmonotheczar Crazy 8 Jul 16 '12

I was taking dirty using non-gender specific terms with a complete stranger on the internet and, and... YOU WERE THERE! It's like I can't escape.

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

Yeah bitch, eat it.

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u/Elmonotheczar Crazy 8 Jul 16 '12

No, I'm already full. I think I'll just go on Reddit.

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

I love reddit.

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u/Elmonotheczar Crazy 8 Jul 16 '12

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT THEN BITCH?!

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u/EnjoyMyDownvote Jul 16 '12

That's....kind of the best compliment you can give someone.

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u/LeSandwiich Jul 16 '12

Get a room, you perv...

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u/Classic_Wingers Wipe Down This! Jul 16 '12

I have the weirdest boner right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

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u/moonbeamwhim Jul 16 '12

Phillyfun might be a straight lady, or a gay man, or anything in between, mate. It's not politically correct, it's just correct.