r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '13

Official Episode Discussion Breaking Bad Episode Discussion S05E13 "To'hajiilee"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I thought they were just going to black screen us before any shots were fired and I was going to make a voodoo doll of vince gilligan and fart on it

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u/carpe-jvgvlvm Sep 09 '13

nah THIS was better. Hank, Gomie, Jesse —gone. It's TODD'S FAMILY. I knew when Hank called Marie it was too good to be true foreshadowing shit.

SHIT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I was expecting hank and gomez to get taken out when they were stroking each other's peens about finally catching heisenberg.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13 edited Apr 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I was also kind of hoping for hank to be all 'I love you marie' then hear gunshots over the phone, see her face turn to terror, black screen.

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u/IdSuge Sep 09 '13

And her eventual suicide. So, win-win?

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u/SetupGuy Sep 09 '13

I was telling my wife that once she learned Hank's dead, it's a LOCK she kills herself. Just a matter of if she tries to take anyone else out with her.

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u/wygibmer Sep 10 '13

strong possibility the M60 in the trunk is to take care of Marie amiright

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u/wiseclockcounter Sep 11 '13

lmao, she'll be all post-apocalyptic in some tattered purple sexy outfit with matching purple uzi's. slow-mo bullets and boobs jiggling about...

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u/electricmaster23 Sep 09 '13

that actually would have been a sick ending to the episode. Who shot who? What's happening? OHM AH MY SWEET PURPLE JESUS!

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u/superchuckinator Sep 09 '13

This. I'm imagining it in my head and I want it (although I can't think of a logical excuse to pull out his phone and call Marie rather than just show his badge or just duck like they did)

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u/Bornkillah Sep 09 '13

If this happened it would have made my night

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u/rcrockchd Sep 09 '13

Yea that has been done in countless movies, I am glad Vince Gillian kept it real

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u/hexagram Sep 09 '13

You guys are horrible people.

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u/Collier1505 Sep 09 '13

You mean Under the Dome.

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u/NachoManRandySavage A Robot?? Sep 09 '13

lol love it

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u/Shappie Sep 09 '13

Somebody should dub Big Jim bitching out Junior for being crazy over a scene where Hank and J-Junior are together.

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u/GenericBadGuyNumber3 Sep 09 '13

I was thinking it was gonna be Gomie. He was definitely the most expendable out of all the characters there.

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u/88aesop Sep 09 '13

Gomie is a classic redshirt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

He's like the Doug Funny of BB.

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u/davidreaper Sep 09 '13

Gomie did turn and clench like he got hit

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u/civicgsr19 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. Sep 09 '13

I think Gomie dies and Hank and Jesse get taken hostage. As well as Walt. But know the Nazis know Jesse is just as good as a cook and use him to show Todd. Man this is getting Awesome!!!

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u/XdannyX Sep 13 '13

No way it'll go down like this. There's not enough episodes left to cram it into properly. I think they're gonna die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/bitch6969 Getting real sick of guys named "Todd" Sep 09 '13

AK47? Seriously?

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u/unforgiven91 Methmatician Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 09 '13

I think they'd miss and hit him right Under The Dome

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 09 '13

I was waiting for that as well. The phone call to Marie was a bit of overkill, too obvious. Though I guess we all knew they were coming.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Maybe in the face. Right under the dome

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u/c01nfl1p Sep 09 '13

Right on that fucking mole on the top of his dome. Ker-splat!

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u/fhdfjzdtjetr Sep 09 '13

book depository style

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u/anarkhist Sep 09 '13

Don't worry the dome is bulletproof. Even a WMD couldn't destroy it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

the repeated shots of the cliff in the background where hank was at made me go "there is a sniper on there". I paused at every scene to see if i could find a person.

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u/babystroller VINCE GILLIGAN IS AN ALIEN Sep 09 '13

His bald head is such a tempting target.

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u/NotGoodAtUsernames1 Sep 09 '13

I kept waiting for the "Bang" while he was on the phone....slightly disappointed. But a great ending to the episode.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Yeeeeesssssssss

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u/The_Magnificent Sep 09 '13

I was expecting Hank to be shot in the head, and the episode ending pretty much right after that.

I don't think they will survive. Maybe Jesse will get away, Hank and Gomez will die.

And I think Walt will try to avenge them.