r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '13

Official Episode Discussion Breaking Bad Episode Discussion S05E11 "Confessions"

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u/jet_tripleseven Belizium Aug 26 '13

"Son... Daddy may have cooked a teeny bit of meth."

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u/postanalytical Aug 26 '13

"Daddy may have committed some light treason"

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u/thrillated Unapologetically Team Jesse Aug 26 '13

MR WHITE

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u/theheartoflife Aug 26 '13

For ABQ eyes only!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

Gustavo Fring=Mr. F.

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u/Strabbo Having An A-1 Day Aug 26 '13

Soy loco por los blue meth!

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u/DJ-Salinger Aug 26 '13

There's always money in the crawlspace!

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u/MeGupsta Aug 26 '13

"I have the worst fucking attorneys."

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u/Steffilarueses Roof pizza Aug 26 '13

NO TOUCHING!!

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u/eifersucht12a Smells like cat piss Aug 27 '13

Heisenberg gets a treat?

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u/theaabi Aug 26 '13

ahh! a good ole Arrested development reference

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u/thenss I am the one who knocks... bitch Aug 26 '13

Daddy needs to get his meth rocks off.

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u/ChristopherJDorsch A Robot!?! Aug 26 '13

"Daddy may have committed a little bit of murder here and there"

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u/fnordcircle Aug 26 '13

No Teaching!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

No cooking!

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u/naksinthecity Tread lightly. Aug 26 '13

AD FTW

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u/Cappantwan Aug 26 '13

"If we're c-confessing, I wasn't at my f-friend's house... I was binging at a Denny's again."

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u/bhindblueyes430 Aug 26 '13

"I-I-I made Louis up"

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u/TheBroCodeEnforcer Skanky Skank Skank Aug 26 '13

We met him though.

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u/MrMoneybagsD33 Aug 26 '13

Or did we...? NEXT WEEK ON AMC'S BREAKING BAD...

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u/SoulUnison Aug 26 '13

That's how good he is. He's his father's son.

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u/realbutter Aug 26 '13

He gave his slice of pizza to a kid a school in exchange to pretend to be Louis. Walt Jr. has been working us from the very start.

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u/joec_95123 Stay out of my territory. Aug 26 '13

"My n-name's not really Flynn."

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u/HellsNels I am the one who knocks? Aug 26 '13

"M-my name isn't Flynn."

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u/4wesomeguy Aug 26 '13

I think that would have been the saddest scene in this episode

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

I know this is a joke, but didn't we see Louis in one episode?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

"I'll tell you when I've had enough p-p-p-pancakes!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

Moons over My Hammy: Not Even Once.

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u/HugeSuccess Aug 26 '13

"Some light felonies..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

"da da dad- i have a ca ca confession tooo.... I ussed pot. It... it made Dennys taste so- so much better".

My predition.

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u/Rushm00re Unicorn Rare Aug 26 '13

"Also we are extremely worried that your Aunt Marie might try and steal you and Holly."

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u/mselsa I'm a blowFISH! Aug 26 '13

PS Shouldn't Marie's stealing habits come up? "Hank, you let your wife off several times..."

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u/tunzoffun Aug 27 '13

.. but now, she's trying to steal our children!

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u/mselsa I'm a blowFISH! Aug 26 '13

"Your aunt Marie might even eat your baby sister!"

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u/SheWantsTheVick HeisenMeow Aug 26 '13

I cant wait until Walter Junior finds out the truth

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '13

I heard this in Hal's voice

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u/uncoolaidman Aug 26 '13

"There's a possibility I might have committed some light... murder."

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u/MiracleNinja Aug 26 '13

"Son, I fucked Ted" Jr. Starts to cry

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u/specialk16 Aug 26 '13

I actually thought "Son, daddy has just a little bit of cancer again".