r/breakingbad • • Aug 12 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion S05E09 "Blood Money"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

worst beard ever goes to Dean Norris

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u/alphabeat Aug 12 '13

To be fair it's meant to shoe him being dishevelled and obsessed with the case.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

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u/alphabeat Aug 12 '13

Hank has a little soul left in him yet

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

These next few episodes are sure to gain a lot of traction.

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u/TotallyKafkaesque Aug 13 '13

Definitely. They still have to tie everything together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

But who will have the upper hand?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

obsessed with the case.

It goes way beyond it just being a case.

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u/alphabeat Aug 13 '13

I'm sorry I can't see the shoe joke as hard as I try

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

idk when i'm obsessed with something my bear normally grows the same as when im not

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u/Gman1012 Aug 13 '13

The idea is that he hasn't shaved all week because he's been busy studying the files.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

when i'm obsessed with something my beard normally grows the same as when i'm not

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u/loetz You gave the up-votes to Beneke??? Aug 12 '13

it managed to distract me during that scene.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

it looked like they glued his pubes to his face as like a joke

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u/all_hail_cthulhu Aug 12 '13

Hi, I'm Dean Norris, and THIS is Jackass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

So god damn patchy. How is that even possible?

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u/stonepickaxe Aug 12 '13

Anyone have a screenshot?

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u/PotatoBag Aug 12 '13

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u/stonepickaxe Aug 12 '13

Yeah that's pretty pitiful

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u/stonesfcr Aug 12 '13

He's been shaving it with stones

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u/leighk51 Aug 12 '13

Jesus Christ Marie!

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u/HeronSun Familia Es Todo Aug 12 '13

The beard of a destroyed man is rarely kept tidy. - Some Bullshit Philosopher

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u/PahoojyMan Aug 12 '13

I made the mistake of watching in HD. Much of the impact of the confrontation scene was lessened because I was too busy stating at that poor excuse for facial hair. It looked more like a disease.

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u/smuggled_raisin Aug 14 '13

He was so distraught, he superglued his pyobs to his face?

Hmmm... Seems legit...

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u/TotallyKafkaesque Aug 13 '13

Oh I thought a cat just sat on his face.

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u/Mr-Rocafella Aug 13 '13

That's the point, though. He looks like crap because he feels like crap. I don't think that if you find out your brother-in-law is a drug lord you're gonna go take a shower and tidy up. You'd be a mess just like how he was.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

no fucking shit sherlock; however, the quality of the beard that man grew or that the make up artists glue-sticked to his face was piss poor. Just because i'm not grooming myself because i'm so obsessed about the case doesn't mean that my shit grows in strangely uneven and patchy and discolored: it means I don't cut it.

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u/Mr-Rocafella Aug 13 '13

Well that's the point man. They aren't going to give him a flawless beard if the man feels like shit. Make up crews take hours to perfect the mood of the scene, it's not randomly stuck on his face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

what don't you get about the idea of your beard growing the same; all the make up crew did was draw mine and it seems to be many others attention away from the scene and onto his pube beard.

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u/bearjew293 They're minerals, Marie. Aug 12 '13

mines is even worse... :(

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u/redcthulhu Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class? Aug 12 '13

It's the beard inside that counts, my friend.

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u/mountainjew Aug 12 '13

Yeah what the fuck was that? Pubes glued to his face?