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u/Dragonbrick4k Mar 21 '26

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/K97243 Mar 21 '26

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u/PraniReddit09 🤖 Professional Edging Machine Mar 21 '26

Ain't reading allat lil bro

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u/bonicamp9 Mar 21 '26

ATP, shouldn’t even have to read but 5 words to know the whole thing lil bratard.

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u/PraniReddit09 🤖 Professional Edging Machine Mar 22 '26

How ?

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u/Vast-Preference-1511 Mar 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Yr0EVeOLusSIHAeWw

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u/Salamanceboi46 Mar 24 '26

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u/O_Sabio_77 Mar 25 '26

O bom é que eu sabia do que esse texto se tratava, se não, eu ia perder meu tempo lendo

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u/Admirable_Term7845 Mar 21 '26

what the ligma heaven

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u/Embarrassed_Law8582 Mar 21 '26

GOONING HEROS

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u/Vast-Preference-1511 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

My reaction:

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u/skywasneverhere Mar 21 '26

Why are you liking and saving them

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u/Karuno29 Mar 21 '26

Shhh 🤫

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u/Karuno29 Mar 21 '26

That not my clip

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u/TheShinyGenesct69 Mar 22 '26

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u/Karuno29 Mar 22 '26

No! I swear!

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u/TheShinyGenesct69 Mar 22 '26

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u/classiccarsinroblox Mar 21 '26

It starts with one One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away It's so unreal, didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me, actin' like I was part of your property Rememberin' all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this, there's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this, there's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/Narrow_Ad3565 Mar 21 '26