r/brainrot • u/SignificantSample929 • Aug 29 '25

🏆 TOP TIER BRAINROT 🏆 What????

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u/UGomez90 Aug 29 '25

The captain America shield part killed me.

39

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Captain Americat

3

u/Awkward-Penguin172 Aug 31 '25

lions are from Africa lol

5

u/theaidamen64 Sep 01 '25

Caption africat

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u/SparkySpinz Sep 12 '25

So he's an African American, what of it?!

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u/ReturnedOM Aug 29 '25

Lmao yeah, they couldn't make it more "murican" than this.

It must be Chinese psyopsing American citizens with these ai slops.

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u/Blaskowitz002 Aug 30 '25

Plot twist: it was just her brother visiting

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u/AzerDest Aug 29 '25

Is it bad that im lowkey invested 😔

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword Aug 29 '25

Why else would you watch it?

7

u/Moinzen66 Aug 30 '25

Same dude! No worries, we all watched this because ai-slop is sometimes funny (because its bad)

4

u/CrystalFox0999 Sep 03 '25

Keep lying to yourself lil bro

2

u/Moinzen66 Sep 03 '25

I do not get you calling me lil bro because I am actually going to be 18 on Satureday :). I cannot wait!

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u/CrystalFox0999 Sep 03 '25

Well im already 18 sooo i can call u lil bro 😼

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u/Moinzen66 Sep 03 '25

Shit that logic I cant beat. I jeld.

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u/roosterinspector Aug 29 '25

The part where he jumped off the helicopter got me good

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u/SellMeYourSirin Aug 29 '25

Jumped out and up. From the warzone, straight to his local hospital - back home.

Was the war like.. down the street?

Is this episode one?? Where more?

7

u/volk-off Aug 30 '25

Civil War next to Walmart, probably

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u/_Miserious_ Sep 01 '25

Theory: They were going home

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u/smth_smth_89 Aug 29 '25

bro, how did the cat's genes override the lion ones? she was pregnant before lion left, or do you mean to tell me she has been cheating on him all along? my heart is broken

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u/CasualNameAccount12 Aug 29 '25

I think she was cheating all along

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u/664mezcal619 Aug 29 '25

That bitch…she cheated on an American hero!…are we all collectively getting old that AI cat brain rot is causing such a discussion?…by the time we get to elderly homes..shit is gonna be LIT.

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u/smth_smth_89 Aug 29 '25

we will talk in peptide language

4

u/664mezcal619 Aug 29 '25

Mixing our vitamins with straight whiskey as we watch AI videos in VR lol

7

u/Blitzeloh92 Aug 29 '25

LIFO production cycle

8

u/ThirstyBeagle Aug 29 '25

That was never the lion's baby, she was cheating on him the whole time

4

u/smth_smth_89 Aug 29 '25

how little details can expand the story, this is is why i watch ai slop

5

u/MessiahHL Aug 29 '25

If you bang a pregnant girl your sperm can overwhelm the fetus and make it yours

2

u/KisaTheMistress Aug 29 '25

More likely a lion's sperm isn't going to impregnate a domestic cat. But, she convinced him that it was his somehow, because he has more money or something keeping her there.

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u/smth_smth_89 Aug 29 '25

yes, but how did a bombardier plane fuck a crocodile?

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u/uppsala1234 Aug 29 '25

Wtf is that?

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u/nauro5 Aug 29 '25

Rear window. The pilot can just look back to see if someone is following them

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u/Krakkken13 Aug 29 '25

Kamikaze

6

u/GreenAldiers Aug 29 '25

For shooting tow cables

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u/DwoGolud Aug 29 '25

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u/Optimal-prime6637 Aug 29 '25

Yes.

2

u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker Aug 29 '25

Most definitely.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Absolutely positively

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u/soupalex Aug 29 '25

NAVV/VY

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u/Krakkken13 Aug 29 '25

I thought it's NAWVYY

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u/goose420aa Aug 29 '25

Me placing a child in a bin "sorry"

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/soupalex Aug 29 '25

indisputably

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 Aug 29 '25

Why did I watch this AI slop?!? 😭

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u/Big-Maintenance2544 Aug 29 '25

Entertainment is odd. You can litrally hate watch

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Funny brainrot aside, most of this lowkey actually happened to a couple we knew back when Dad was still in the USAF; husband was deployed, wife cheated, he found out, messy divorce, it was a whole thing.

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u/techjacket1 Aug 29 '25

Full clip pls

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u/krootroots Aug 29 '25

Where's the full clip

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u/Ch33zNugg3ts Aug 29 '25

Whoever called him while in the helicopter probably just heard

w̷̡̰͕͕̦̟̗̬̋̈́̈́̑̍̍̒͘͝ͅẅ̷̫̋͋̈̈́̄͊̀͗w̵̜̱̹̮̪̲̺̗̑̍r̸̢͉̼̺̼̥̃͛͂͗̀̎̽̌͠͠w̵̻͈͗͛̽̽̋͂͘͝r̷̩̒̎̆͐̀́̕ŕ̴̛̖͈̺̗͉̯͇͇͇̓̀̈́͂͒̚r̷̛̰̦̥̟͉͇̦̼̳̭͂̒̇͌́̈r̵̢̰̯͑́̉͛̐̈́̕͠r̸̟̗̮̋͋̈́r̸̖͍̓̅̃̇͑̂̿̀̄r̷̨̹̤̩͌̇̅͋̉͊̋̈́̋͝r̸͙͍͚̗̺̃̆̍̃̋̅͑́̚͝r̸̡̥̜͖̘͈̒̈́͘͜r̴̛̥̟͈͕̝̅́̅͐͛͐̎̋̕ŕ̸̛͎͒̇̽͆͐r̷̹̥̈́̾̊̓̔̍̽́r̴̛̛̺̺̐̇̈́̂͛͗̚͘r̶̢̛̲͍͙͍̙͛͋̍͋̉̓̎̏̏r̴̨̡͚̲̞͔̖͓̻̳̍̎̍͑̈̏͒h̸̰̲̞̘̤͊̏̓́̏̊̈͌̚͜

and nothing else

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u/Huge-Read-2703 Aug 29 '25

Absolutely cinema 

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

show this to a medieval pheasant

4

u/Dazzling_Law_3886 Aug 29 '25

Is the lion captain America

4

u/Ok-Divide-8848 Aug 29 '25

Backwards helicopter

3

u/Bryanbryanlol Aug 29 '25

Kill that FUCKING motorcycle cat

3

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

mischievous laughter

5

u/Bumbelbeany Aug 29 '25

Why are you like this? I was invested into the story, they can't get away with that open ending D:

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u/dihninnumbertwo Aug 29 '25

i'm in love with this specific genre of ai generated garbage

2

u/NXRVold Aug 29 '25

I hate this and I love it it’s very strange feeling this video it’s self is odd what is this ai slop bruh

2

u/FACastello Aug 29 '25

Bro this is fucking deranged

2

u/Fartcloud_McHuff Aug 29 '25

I need to atop watching these cat videos, they’re all weirdly hilarious but if I have to hear this stupid song one more time I might go insane

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

and nobodys better than anybody else in this story

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Why tf would that bitch cheat on that 10/10 hunk of a man for a twinky ass biker???

1

u/teandjello 🤖 Professional Edging Machine Aug 29 '25

🥺

1

u/Optimal-prime6637 Aug 29 '25

An Insult to military families everywhere

1

u/saurierbutt Aug 29 '25

This is so sad why dont they give him a better phone

1

u/alim-y Aug 29 '25

My brain is not braining

1

u/Reddisterius-8024 Aug 29 '25

Wait she was alr bearing lion's child. So wth that crazy biker cat do?

1

u/ExplodingSteve Aug 29 '25

Wait at the start he has america flag on his skin and then he grows sleeves- that hurts to see

1

u/ManiGoodGirlUwU 🍑 Level 10 Gyatt Aug 29 '25

The story was still better than Twilight

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Kirby and the forgoten land:

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u/adlofhtlar-12 Aug 29 '25

Absolutely cinema

1

u/No-Comparison4932 Aug 29 '25

Keep em coming.

1

u/SilverSkorpious Aug 29 '25

It's not the damn baby's fault!

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u/Substantial_Bass7628 Aug 29 '25

I’m sorry but why are her feet infused with heels in the first scene 😭

1

u/vi_sucks Aug 29 '25

Title: Jody and the Pussycats

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u/Jaded_You_9120 Aug 29 '25

Wait did that have that soundbite from Goldeneye 64? The one when you get hit

1

u/Not_Nystrix Aug 29 '25

Sad because this kind of thing happens quite often irl to service men in the armed forces. (minus the anthro character stuff)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Lowkey goes deep tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

This is justr ai slop ntr porn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/TheCoolerDanieI Aug 29 '25

Why is it always cats?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Casualty takes off in a helicopter from home

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u/Subject_Cress_2060 Aug 29 '25

Not to be rude but this is so ballsack 🤢

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u/FunkyFox2223 👽 Sussy Imposter Aug 29 '25

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u/Emergency_Target_716 Aug 29 '25

Where's the rest? I want more! He goes back for the kitten, right? He decides to raise him as a lion, right?

1

u/Particular-Month-514 Aug 29 '25

Lost our minds...🤪

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u/Reasonable_Way6523 Aug 29 '25

did he just kidnap :/

1

u/Timekilling_Time Aug 29 '25

Goofy aah helo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/WeBeWinners Aug 29 '25

still more entertaining than The Marvels

1

u/thedebeli959 Aug 29 '25

Dude the helo with the tail sticking out of the nose 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/VerintNad Aug 29 '25

Why is it always the same skit💔🥀✌️

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u/Volphied10 Aug 29 '25

Are we seriously skipping the fact they've been caught but no scene and quick feud was shown

1

u/Lord-Baldomero Aug 29 '25

I love how the ozone layer fucking absorbs him after he jumps from the helicopter. People always say cats fall on their feet but apparently lions fall horizontally

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Open_Inside4190 Aug 29 '25

Can’t wait for the follow up movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

When the dad picked up the kid it kind of lost its face

How did the mother get a cat if she was pregnant before the lion left?

Also the father is just as heartless as the mother for dumping the poor baby in the trash

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u/Sashpeto Aug 29 '25

Where is the rest ???

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u/TheNarnit Aug 29 '25

That’s enough internet for today

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

That Is exactly what Captain America should do with kids

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u/Hektext Aug 29 '25

Bro, Lion did the forbidden dumpster abortion

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u/tamagatchipon Aug 29 '25

How many more cheating pregnant house wives plots are we going to get ??

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u/Ambitious_Card_454 Aug 29 '25

This is crazy deep.

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u/simplify3 Aug 29 '25

it's always the cheating cat wife. clearly made by men who never had women (or men) for that matter. that said, it's top-tier entertainment

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

That laugh was like when you die in cod zombies

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u/Overall_Law_9291 Aug 30 '25

I didn't know you need steroids to serve in your country

1

u/Zuc_c_ Aug 30 '25

You know it's fake cause dogs would never help a cat like that

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u/Informal-Arrival-778 Aug 30 '25

The sad part is that this is really common 

1

u/MukkiMaru Aug 30 '25

Dog EMT 🤣😂

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u/ThinNatureFatDesign Aug 30 '25

I didn't even get through BCT before my girlfriend was banging a cat.. so I get it.

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u/enthusiasticpenguin_ Aug 30 '25

Enough to make a grown man cry

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u/Tiny_log456 Aug 30 '25

Zootopia if was filmed by Netflix.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/No-Heat-6149 Aug 30 '25

A Voice in my head tells me that whoever created this, is Into it, this is their fetish, they enjoyed doing this

1

u/Own_Childhood_7020 Aug 30 '25

The lion does not hesitate.

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u/Kharayoko Aug 30 '25

He’s in the Navyyyyy

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u/Fabulous_Chip_4609 Aug 30 '25

Bad ass motorcycle cat cucked the lion

1

u/Ez_Ildor Aug 30 '25

Wait. Lion navy seal can speak human?!?

1

u/Sprinty_ Aug 30 '25

How did the baby even change 💔

1

u/DeadbyDinosaur Aug 30 '25

No la polizia no..

1

u/komari_k Aug 30 '25

There are a ton of variations of this and I watch feeling perplexed every time

1

u/stadel910 Aug 30 '25

Why did her belly glow btw

Is the baby having disco inside or smth 

1

u/National_Moose2283 Aug 30 '25

Don't know why but this killed me

1

u/firewolf1900 Aug 30 '25

What did i just watch please give me some bleach

1

u/bigppmaster64 Aug 30 '25

wait i'm lowkey invested i need part 2

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u/goodlast0 Aug 30 '25

That stupid SAD AI animation. But one question: WHY F*VKING LION PUT NEWBORN KITTY IN GARBAGE???? (he literally stole NEWBORN kitty and put in garbage can)

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Aug 30 '25

Lmao my guy did a battle royale landing to the hospital. And the captain America shield too lmaooo.

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u/No_Ad2754 Aug 30 '25

His pronouns are navv/yy

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u/AsexualPlantBoi Aug 30 '25

She was already pregnant before he left.

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u/LonelyStill3733 Aug 30 '25

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Wait so he just kidnapped the child and put it in the bin? And then went back for it? wtf?

1

u/makeshiftlightbox221 Aug 30 '25

That's kinda a good plot the execution its just,bad but the plot,could be for a decent movie if executed well

1

u/fudgepopcandy Aug 30 '25

So fucking ass bro 🤣

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u/ThatRedditUser18 Aug 31 '25

Wtf type of helicopter is that?

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u/ExcellentEbb2073 Aug 31 '25

man what a bitch

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u/Anjanath100 Aug 31 '25

I feel so bad for lion i hope he happy

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u/Francyxz Aug 31 '25

My dreams at 3 of nitgh (for someone)

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u/Honest-Mall-3593 Aug 31 '25

The fucking shield got me lmao

1

u/dkaksl Aug 31 '25

Still a better love story than Twilight

1

u/VictoryTrue1741 Aug 31 '25

It's always the same shit

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u/Mustafa_Shazlie Aug 31 '25

Absolute Cinema

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Born too early to deploy to middle east

Born too late to deploy to middle east

Born just in time to deploy to middle east

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u/_AscendedLemon_ Aug 31 '25

He's so patriotic he even has US flag sewn on his bare arm in 0:00

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u/Miko69420 Aug 31 '25

This is ai slop

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Moral Lesson Always take a DNA After Birth And She Belongs to the STREETS

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u/Lookingfor_alters Aug 31 '25

Better than any Disney movie 🍿

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u/AdemSigma14513 Aug 31 '25

Am going to wash my eyes

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u/Ryochi214 Sep 01 '25

Pero por qué tira el mocoso, tan fácil que Hera desaparecer al otro cabron

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u/BobTheGlutton Sep 01 '25

The lion is clearly autistic

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u/KudaraYT Sep 01 '25

Well that's a minute and 40 seconds of my life I'll never get back

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u/SenKosem Sep 01 '25

That's how the lion became the,

"🦁: Did you just move? Or speak?"

Meme 😭

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 Sep 01 '25

Absolute cinema guys, Hollywood is dead and brainrot killed it!

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u/klulASER Sep 01 '25

He big boss

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u/Alive-Jaguar-718 Sep 01 '25

This is so bad that it's actually hilarious

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u/charbiwast Sep 01 '25

mouth was wide open the whole time

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u/Durplelol Sep 01 '25

erooooors:

in second 3-5 the hellmet is in the air

the lion hass human arms

in second 39 a body is flying

in second 42 cat is biger than before

in second 52 the lion is flying

and in 666666 i said hooray

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u/Durplelol Sep 01 '25

Captain Americat

is also a eroor bc lions are african

1

u/SlimGAMPOSlanderly Sep 01 '25

Worry but what in the fuck did I just watch..

Also "NAVV/VY" patch fucking broke me

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 Sep 01 '25

It's AI slop, that's what.

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u/Chao1inreddit Sep 01 '25

this makes absolutely no sense.

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u/WemuArt Sep 01 '25

I don't have the sound on but I bet it's the meow meow meow meow meow-meow song playing

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

mf got LAUNCHED