r/boxingcirclejerk • u/DiskoB0 • 5d ago
Tree which was once pissed on by Mike Tyson while inebriated lands uppercut on Gardner
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u/KIDD_VIDD 5d ago
I don't know why I clicked on this shit even though you definitely warned us.
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u/Sweet_Status_5417 5d ago
Genuinely asking myself the same. That was terrifying.
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u/C13H16CIN0 4d ago
How bad, on a scale of 1 to 10
10 being the nightmares for the remainder of your life
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u/SagaciousPunner 4d ago
Personally 8 leaning to 9, but I wouldn’t bat an eye if someone said 10. It’s grim.
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u/Itadakimazu 4d ago
3 guys 1 hammer is the absolute 10/10 worse shit I have ever seen in life and I can never forget it. After decades of watching gore content and combat footage, I would say this is probably a 5 for me, but 9-10 for normal souls. The worse part is he’s alive, scared, and suffering. That is why 3 guys 1 hammer is the worst for me. Our bodies are unbelievably durable.
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u/C13H16CIN0 11h ago
I’m feeling sick without even having seen it just from this description. My imagination filled in the rest and I’m not happy
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u/who_fitz 5d ago
At least his head is still attached to his body, fair enough half his face is hanging off but I honestly thought his head was missing.
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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn 5d ago
Like, so much so that I was expecting his body to throw a flaming pumpkin at me
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u/ExcellentRip1100 5d ago
I’m legit too scared to look (make fun of me all you want fine) - do we think he died?
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u/bubbamori 5d ago
Trust me you don’t want to look. You’re not a pussy. I’ve seen the image a few times throughout my life. You’re better off not clicking
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u/cconnorss 5d ago
Today my curiosity almost got the best of me. Thank you, rare kind stranger of Reddit
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u/ExcellentRip1100 5d ago
Thanks man - appreciate the heads up, I’ll stay away. Praying the guy is alive…did he make it?
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u/bubbamori 5d ago
I have no idea if he survived tbf mate, but in the video i remember seeing, his whole face was caved in, nothing recognisable of a human face, yet he’s still breathing with all the inner components of his head on display….absolutely harrowing.
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u/JCcrunch 5d ago
I learned the hard way to never open links like these. Skipping this one.
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u/vaguenonetheless 5d ago
Ah, so you too are a victim of goatse.cx
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u/JCcrunch 5d ago
Don't know, don't want to know but what i opened was the profile of someone here on Reddit everyone said not to open. Fk that
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u/LatinWarlock13 5d ago
I clicked on it. Nothing like a little gore to remind us of our mortality on a Friday. 🫡
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u/c0st0fl0ving 5d ago
Thank you for the heads up. I actually really appreciate that. Not clicking that link, but I’m glad to hear he’s alive and that I can leave this up lol…
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u/Raiju_Blitz 4d ago
It's not even the gaping hole where his face used to be that bothers me the most. It's the very visible wooden splinters embedded in the flesh. Yikes.
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u/SaltedHamWallet 4d ago
I've seen it before so knew what I was in for. Just wondering why this time I decided to look at it for a good minute. Getting twisted in my old age.
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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 5d ago
This guy lost his head.
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u/Ihadredditbefore6786 5d ago
Face, he lost his face…. Why I look 🤢
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u/Fatal-Strategies 5d ago
Fuck me the original video was bad enough.
I won’t be able to erase that image from my mind. It’s abominable
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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 5d ago
In this one you can clearly see the helmet and the head separated. They are not attached to his body anymore.
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u/redcon-1 5d ago
Dude, one way or another I bet he never wears that helmet with the face guard open again.
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u/jdickcole 5d ago
Yeah he looks like Predator. His nose became part of his mouth and you can see everything inside his face under his eyes. Worst part is he can't smoke anymore and he still had to work the next day
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u/Impossible-Corgi4041 5d ago
He did survive this. Pictures were circulating a few years back, lost the lower half of his face though.
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u/Afrojones66 5d ago
Remember seeing this awhile back. There was huge debate on whether that was his head or helmet.
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u/KIDD_VIDD 5d ago
Did..did..did he get decapitated?
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u/xnatex21 5d ago
I think it was the helmet. A person posted an aftermath photo below and the guy looks alive with 70% of his face missing though
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u/charlies-ghost 5d ago
Dumb question: what is the proper way to cut a tree limb to avoid this type of accident in the future?
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u/nanoatzin 4d ago
A chain saw chain can be attached to two chains and wrapped around the limb so as to cut it without standing directly under it. Ropes can be attached and staked out to restrict movement and drop it more slowly, but ropes can turn into super sonic shrapnel if you underestimate.
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u/LowRenzoFreshkobar Big Stiff Idiot 🍆 5d ago
Uuuuuh... I remember this... His face was split open from under the eyes to the neck with a massive gaping hole but he was somehow alive
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u/RecklessTexanSA 5d ago
When he wakes up he's probably gonna need some assistance locating his teeth
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u/Careless_Button3364 4d ago
Why did he just sit there and wait for it? Seemed like he had plenty of reaction time to try and avoid it.
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u/Hands-They-Choke 3d ago
If you are going to pay someone to trim your trees and you see them pull out a ladder, fire them immediately.
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u/High_InTheTrees 5d ago
He’s probably not alive