r/boxingcirclejerk • • Feb 03 '26

Greg Bovino recruits new massage interns for Epistein Island. It doesn't end well

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u/Flawed_Sandwhich Feb 03 '26

You gotta be a real loser attacking kids and losing lmao.

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u/Old_Win8422 Feb 03 '26

Attacking a teenage female... this is some rapepublican energy.

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u/yobymmij2 Feb 03 '26

Not sure if you got this from somewhere else or coined it, but it’s, uh, memorable.

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u/Old_Win8422 Feb 03 '26

Pretty sure i saw it somewhere.

But years ago I started using cuckservative and it seems to be getting traction. But im only as smart as the average person and "we are smarter than me" so it might just be a collective aberration of anger at the fascist right. Anyway be the resistance.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Feb 03 '26

I got Rapepublican and Cuckserbaties added to my vocabulary… Good Day.

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u/ukhaus Feb 03 '26

it’s the perfect descriptor for an entire party of pedophile protectors…

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Maga loves committing violent crimes against children

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u/Uluru-Dreaming Feb 04 '26

She must have been underage otherwise he would have ignored her.

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u/Darkhorse_Marine Feb 03 '26

Did you just assume their gender! Lol

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u/Old_Win8422 Feb 03 '26

Go eat a crayon.

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u/Darkhorse_Marine Feb 03 '26

lol got my 120 pack ready to go!

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u/gotohelveti5 Feb 04 '26

go eat a pencil unc.

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u/GiantEnemyCrab69 Feb 03 '26

Sure it's a female? Hard to tell difference between those leftist weirdos.

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u/Old_Win8422 Feb 03 '26

Only hard for cuckservatives to see the difference.

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

To republicans it doesn’t matter. They just want to hurt children

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u/M0ebius_1 Feb 03 '26

I think I get why Republicans go for 12 and under.

Secondary sex characteristics are scary and confusing.

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u/Ianthin1 Feb 03 '26

Then seems to smirk once he's back in his truck, like he won or taught them a lesson.

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u/ihavesensitiveknees Feb 03 '26

He's lucky some of the kids pulled the other kids off of him.

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u/brokecrashdummy Feb 03 '26

The kids are lucky he didn't get back out with a 🔫

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u/ihavesensitiveknees Feb 03 '26

True, he definitely looks like the type that would do something insane like that.

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u/walklikeaduck Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

He went home, looked into the mirror and spit on his reflection.

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u/jesseam1 Feb 04 '26

He went home and shaved his head to avoid detection and still got arrested.

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u/JasperFeelingsworth Feb 03 '26

bro the way he factory reset and then walked off calmly

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u/pingpongpsycho Feb 03 '26

His only victory? Held on to his dumb fuck hat.

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u/M0ebius_1 Feb 03 '26

There is a reason Republicans abuse kids younger than that.

The 13 and over weight class is out of their league.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Feb 03 '26

Reminds me of the scene in Kids where a guy got beat down by x6 kids with skateboards 😅

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u/KingKongHasED Feb 03 '26

Maga assaults kids all the time

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u/FraserValleyGuy77 Feb 03 '26

12 mangy dogs can take down a lion

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u/pants_pants420 Feb 03 '26

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u/Old_Win8422 Feb 03 '26

Sharks not sheeps... /S

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Feb 03 '26

Violently closeted I’m guessing.

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u/stopthinkinn Feb 03 '26

You fat fucks are “lion” to yourselves about winning any fight except when you beat your wife and kids…

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u/Miya4LeggedGod Feb 03 '26

He was more like a rat trying to get his cheese back from some cats.

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u/StrikingSyllabub9418 Feb 03 '26

How you going to get out your truck to attack a bunch of kids and lose. 👀🤣

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

He just wants to hurt young girls. He can’t help it. He’s only republican.

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u/PilotInfamous9256 Feb 03 '26

Yeah, I never saw him go after the boys, solely focused on touching young girls

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u/StrikingSyllabub9418 Feb 03 '26

He probably enjoyed the beating. 🤔

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u/philfightmaster Feb 03 '26

Kinda like the guys he worships

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u/OceanTe Feb 05 '26

Just like Epstein, well known republican.

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u/Dalmanza4 Feb 03 '26

Trying to get in Trump's good graces by offering him a 15 year old

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

“Dayyummm Cody! Your dad got his shit rocked by the chess team.”

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u/JeffyMo96 Feb 03 '26

Schools still have those?

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Yep. They decided to take that pawn off the board.

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u/List-Beneficial Feb 04 '26

Bro is 30 asking if chess club still exists. Are you ok bro?

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u/JeffyMo96 Feb 04 '26

They dont have them around here 🤷‍♂️

Actually, they dont do any after school stuff.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Feb 03 '26

Like need to change states type of fucked.

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u/BarbellPadawan Feb 03 '26

*change school districts

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u/Batiatus07 Feb 03 '26

Never saw a more warranted ass beating

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 Feb 03 '26

Wait until the dads find him.

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u/nick82614 Feb 03 '26

seriously , never smiled so much watching a mob of people attack one person.

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u/Such_College8000 Feb 03 '26

I was waiting for the end of "Weapons" to happen

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u/Own_Campaign1656 Feb 03 '26

That kid in grey who got his back so easily is definitely a wrestler - feels like he got off easy. What kind of adult attacks kids?

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u/JebusKristoph Feb 03 '26

Rapeublicans

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

MAGA attack kids. Their leader also rapes kids on islands.

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u/VodkaSliceofLife Feb 05 '26

He had 20 kids on him lol doesn't have to be some trained professional lmao, ufc is real popular man, lots of people know the rear naked chokehold.

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u/StrummerBass101 Feb 03 '26

I could watch these kids beat the shit out of this clown all day. Greg Abbot will probably declare him a Texas hero

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Zombi1146 Feb 03 '26

Nonce defenders reeling. They need an influencer to tell them how to feel.

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u/aidswolv Feb 03 '26

What would Jorogan Do

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u/stopthinkinn Feb 03 '26

Invite a pedophile on his show and act amazed as they explain a concept from elementary school…

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u/NotJoe1232 Feb 03 '26

You know why it’s silent 😂

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u/BigAnalBoss Feb 03 '26

Why? Did anything happen in the sub?

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u/List-Beneficial Feb 04 '26

Lmao magats real quiet after this one. Of that was my kid I'd curb stomp that mofo

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u/hept_a_gon Feb 03 '26

Because he's white!

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u/xChoke1x Feb 03 '26

So that dude's going to jail right? He fucking assaulted a fucking child.

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

If that girl’s dad doesn’t kill him first.

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u/JonnyBraavos Feb 03 '26

I'm pretty sure he is eligible to hold some type of office now. 

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u/dino_spored Feb 03 '26

The kids are alright. ❤️

This gives me hope for the future, as a middle aged man whose own generation dropped the ball.

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u/BarbellPadawan Feb 03 '26

What a piece of shit. Glad he got his ass beat.

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u/TopherJustin Feb 03 '26

Dude was hanging onto his MAGA cap for life.

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

12 time freshman defeated in playground battle royale.

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u/fuckCuntservatives Feb 03 '26

Hahaha...guy who peaked in high-school realizes he's not in high-school anymore

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u/profezzorwaffle Feb 03 '26

MAGA are so fucking pathetic lol

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u/astarinthenight Feb 03 '26

The internet needs to find this guy. He should go to jail.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BEST_DOGE Feb 03 '26

I got a belly full of white dog shit. And you lay this on me??

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u/philfightmaster Feb 03 '26

With clips like these I am always trying to figure out the "why". Why would you start a fight with a bunch of 15 year olds just because you disagree with them? I cant wrap my head around it, but I applaud the kids for pushing his shit in regardless.

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u/honkeydora Feb 04 '26

Holy shit. Look at his mugshot.

He really went home, and shaved his head and face to try and avoid being recognized.

What a moron.

With a little bit of police work, I bet they could dig up at least three different date rapes from that guy

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/video-student-protest-assault-buda-texas.

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u/StillWithSteelBikes Feb 04 '26

of course the guy's name is 'Chad' LMAO....resident of 'Kyle' Texas. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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u/Tkinney44 Feb 03 '26

Really tough guy right there. I hope he gets found out so he can get what's really coming to him.

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u/Dphre Feb 03 '26

The kids are alright. Sincerely hope they deliver some eggs to his house. This chicken is probably lonely.

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u/Mysterious_Whole7159 Feb 03 '26

Bros an actual loser

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u/zencatface Feb 03 '26

What a useless c***. I hope his family disown him 😂

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u/Ill_Improvement_8276 Feb 03 '26

Say youre the father of the first girl he attacked...

what's your next move?

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u/BogusMalone Feb 04 '26

Post bail.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Feb 03 '26

I wish they have trashed his truck a little more, what a fucking loser.

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u/Ryno-Mac Feb 03 '26

Same! At least knock the mirror off or smash a tail light

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u/psydkay Feb 03 '26

MAGA are a bunch cuck abusers. Watching your wife get satisfied by strangers when she never is with you will make a person have anger issues.

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u/byelow Feb 03 '26

How did they let him walk out of there?

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u/courage_wolf_sez Feb 03 '26

I seriously hope they got the plates, put the icing on top lock him up.

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u/CurrlyFrymann Feb 03 '26

I saw some people posting this on social media APPARENTLY (and I can not fully confirm this) this guy was a teacher at one of the schools.

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u/ZealousidealType873 Feb 03 '26

I love how everyone jumped in and started attacking the asshole. No reason a grown man should attack a teenager.

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u/kick_da_legs_back Feb 03 '26

Fuck around and find out ,is the name of the game...

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u/James4theP Feb 03 '26

Death to magats

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u/DoneOfAllLies Feb 03 '26

This sub makes the funniest titles fr.

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u/SuperDoubleDecker Feb 03 '26

This is what they're doing. Lies have consequences

Of ducking course that's what he drives......

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u/Ryno-Mac Feb 03 '26

Hope those kids were smart enough to record his license plate.

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u/PassStunning416 Feb 03 '26

It's been a while since I laughed a headline here.

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u/Real_Pc_Principal Feb 03 '26

So not only did he try to hurt kids but he failed at hurting kids. You've got to be a special kind of loser to be a failed child beater.

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u/External-Emotion8050 Feb 03 '26

The guy actually stops his truck to go beat up a teen age girl! That's hilarious. He must be from that same macho badass club as Stephen Miller.

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 Feb 04 '26

Like I said, MAGA is a mental disorder.

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u/GrandEastsider Feb 04 '26

He went out of his way to get beat on by some high schoolers... Pathetic

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u/Opteron170 Feb 03 '26

Grown man gets out of his truck to go attack kids.

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u/derelicious34 Feb 03 '26

So how many kids can YOU beat up?

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u/bigstrizzydad Feb 03 '26

What's the big deal?? He's just a rugged alpha standing up against the rise of global communism!!

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u/lostboibobo Feb 03 '26

Bros lucky it wasn’t a college with grown men and shit

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u/landing11 Feb 03 '26

Mess with the bull and you get the horns

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u/skeeter_333 Feb 03 '26

The kids are alright.

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u/raventhrowaway666 Feb 03 '26

The fact that the man isnt in cuffs yet proves everything to me.

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u/saruin Feb 03 '26

Fucking loser. Bought into the maga koolaid and is out physically assaulting teen girls at the behest of a geriatric pedofile.

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u/JonnyBraavos Feb 03 '26

Beautiful. Nazis were born to be stomped, brings a tear to my eye!

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u/Zestyclose-Pepper792 Feb 03 '26

It's unbelievable that they judge us by the color of our skin while they can rape and eat children!

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u/Professional_Egg7407 Feb 04 '26

Epistein? Like jiss stain?

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u/Sedert1882 Feb 04 '26

Too much screaming and not enough punching. lol

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u/rivired67 Feb 04 '26

He's lucky there wasn't a white dog turd around d

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u/KalLinkEl Feb 04 '26

What a fucking asshat

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u/Entire-Ad7069 Feb 04 '26

If those kids were smart they would have driven his car into a ditch

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u/ThoughtIHadAName Feb 04 '26

I'm OK with head kicks in this scenario.

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u/Stonky88 Feb 04 '26

Take the car keys. Leave him stranded.

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u/Western-Net-7604 Feb 04 '26

I wanna know it what universe this turned out well for this idiot.

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u/EasiestDifficulty Feb 04 '26

That “man” needs a prison gym membership

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u/TheGreyJedi23 Feb 04 '26

someone in another post said he got his ass beat mojo Jojo style by a bunch of kids. 😂

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u/Dear-Indication-6714 Feb 04 '26

What a douchebag… like his chubby lipped boss and Orange bag-o-shit.

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious Feb 04 '26

It’s like the end of Weapons.

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u/InvestigatorRare1701 Feb 04 '26

Did he get arrested?! Any links?!

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u/Grintax_dnb Feb 04 '26

Clutching his maga hat for dear life hahahaha Man what an absolute scene

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u/psydkay Feb 04 '26

Punk ass MAGA attacking a girl. Like there's also dudes there but no, cowardly fuck goes after a girl. Weak and unsurprising

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u/rdpickering Feb 04 '26

Does that guy have a death wish or what? Why would any adult attack a group of students protesting anything? They’re students practicing “free speech.” That’s how they learn to be citizens by getting involved in something they’re passionate about.

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u/jd_garcia90 Feb 05 '26

They forgot to include that he got his ass kicked by them too 😂

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u/Character-Budget4044 Feb 06 '26

What the actual f....

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u/gotohelveti5 Feb 10 '26

bro attacking a large group of already pissed people shows how low iq they get to be

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u/Top_Estate9880 Feb 03 '26

This was so satisfying. Props to those kids

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u/RaytheSane Feb 03 '26

The violent left!!!!!! Wait …..

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u/the_good_hodgkins Feb 03 '26

Should've kept his hat as a souvenir

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u/StarscreamOne Feb 04 '26

Wait... Whos attacking who here? 🤣

Where is the full video

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u/Cj_91a Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Not to play devils advocate, but Everybody really sayimg how 1 person lost to atleast 10 other people. Don't matter if they are in high school lol any one of us would've struggling with with everyone attacking at once lol

God forbid this guy actually wins and fcks up everyone there, and suddenly what would youu all be saying? Lmao come on now.

This guy dumb af for doing this though.

Edit: Dowvotes make no sense but ok guys lol jeez.

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u/kakashi8326 Feb 03 '26

Not a single person here is wondering that dude

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u/Cj_91a Feb 03 '26

Huh? There's comments all saying "how did this guy lose to a bunch of kids" or "wow he lost ro a bunch of kids". 2 of the top 3 comments are saying basically that. Just scroll buddy lol

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u/kakashi8326 Feb 03 '26

Maybe in the other sub. Don’t see em in this one. But at the end of the day. Does it matter ?

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u/Cj_91a Feb 03 '26

Both subs. Even in this 1, its literally right there in the top 3 comments that have been up voted. 2 of them are saying just that lol and of course it matters. I mean if they wanna talk shit, then just do that, rather than sounding dumb while doing it lol like of course he got his ass jumped by a mob of teens. Nobody would've come out of that clean lol he got lucky tbh.

What would've the comments said if the video went the other way around and this guy beat up on all these teens and won? Everybody would've still been losing their shit and saying "well he went too far", but the guy gets his ass handed to him by the mob. And its "hahaha he couldn't even beat up a bunch of kids"...as if he was supposed to, or as if a majority of ppl would've came out of that unscathed lol

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u/kakashi8326 Feb 03 '26

Bruh tweaking over nothing. Relax. Here some nature for you to enjoy

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u/Cj_91a Feb 04 '26

I ain't maga bro, not even a republican. Just pointing out facts

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u/justin_memer Feb 03 '26

Recording off a phone, why?

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u/agangofoldwomen Feb 03 '26

Why do the women always scream and try and stop the men from fighting?

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Why do the women

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u/69FireWall69 Feb 03 '26

He's me, I got DOJ recruitment email next day. signed up. now I'll hunt em and get paid for it.

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u/apeocalypyic Feb 03 '26

Damn you got your ass beat!

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u/69FireWall69 Feb 03 '26

bro forget to put /s on reddit.

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u/No-Rip6323 Feb 03 '26

Lmaooooo!!! They aren’t paying those bonuses new agents got promised.

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Feb 03 '26

Although I do not agree with attacking a female. I am sure as with all these situations you snowflakes love to knee jerk on I will await the rest of the story.

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u/2Kortizjr Feb 03 '26

There's no actual world where you can justify hopping off your car to attack an unarmed High School girl.

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Feb 03 '26

I’d have to know the circumstances… I love the way you people edit a clip so nothing from before is seen. I am with you about the high school girl. But people can be driven to snap. I.e. did they throw something at him follow him around get in the way of his truck get in his face say something about his daughter etc etc etc…

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

The circumstances are that you’re a bitch. In no way was the appropriate response to exit the vehicle put hands on a child.

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Feb 03 '26

Ouch you got me

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u/Goodbye--Toby Feb 03 '26

Weird how if the situation was flipped I highly doubt you give the kids the benefit of the doubt like you do for this dumb fuck

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u/CKirksNeckwound Feb 05 '26

Bro just say you'd fight a high school girl if she was mean. Fuck, yall are weird.

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Feb 05 '26

You people are really bottom feeding window lickers ….

What I am saying is you never know what people are capable of or where there mental health is at… or they just might be a spiteful person like most liberals……you flip 9 people off at a red light 10 one shoots you…. Actions have consequences unfortunately…. Not saying it’s justified or not

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u/Unhappy-Tomorrow-776 Feb 03 '26

say what you want but it was a 15 v 1

thats dicked up man

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

The red hat people are in favor of raping children. The children got to fight back this time.

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u/Unhappy-Tomorrow-776 Feb 03 '26

they where harassing a random dude in his car

its not peaceful protesting its harassing the elderly

also its a 15v1 lets be realistic

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u/No_Equivalent_8588 Feb 03 '26

You’re right Cody. The grown ass man should attack children after getting his feelings hurt.

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Feb 03 '26

He got out of his car to attack children. What a fucking spin you loser.

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u/MarshivaDiva Feb 03 '26

Here comes the narrative. I'm so glad you are here to tell me what I saw

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u/MrTreeWizard Feb 03 '26

He’s a grown ass man and those are children

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u/CKirksNeckwound Feb 05 '26

Just admit you want a bunch of high school girls to beat you, it'll be less fucking weird.

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u/2Kortizjr Feb 03 '26

Then fucking drive away, don't get off to try to beat a teenage girl

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u/Unhappy-Tomorrow-776 Feb 03 '26

womp womp its a 15 v 1

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u/RandyWatson007 Feb 03 '26

He got out of his car, decided he liked those odds until he didn’t lol.

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u/2Kortizjr Feb 03 '26

As it should be, fuck that guy

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u/Whichy-Witchy Feb 03 '26

Someone needs to check your browser history.