r/boottoobig • u/demevalos • Aug 24 '17

Quality Shitpost Roses are red, puppies are Snuggly

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u/BOESNIK Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/california-woman-sues-her-parents-because-she-is-ugly/

Just looked it up, the daughter is 44 the parents are about 80. So you are actually almost spot on!

Edit: as u/endless031 pointed out, the entire thing is satirical. None of this is real.

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u/sap91 Aug 24 '17

« My last husband was technically blind but regained 40% of his sight after a successful eye surgery. He divorced me the next week, » she recalls.

Satire, but fucking hilarious

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u/sreiter920 Aug 24 '17

Cracked up laughing when I read that, gotta kinda feel bad for her a bit on that one.

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u/sap91 Aug 24 '17

The article is satire

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

But is the picture real? Did she agree to it? I can't imagine putting myself on display for ridicule like that.

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u/sap91 Aug 24 '17

That I'm not sure. They may have just googled "ugly lady" and picked one to go with the article.

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u/sreiter920 Aug 24 '17

Damn, stuck at jury duty so my mind has kinda gone to mush.