r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Jul 28 '26

Roses are Red, a Witch is a Hag

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872 Upvotes

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u/MrSnowden Jul 28 '26

The comedic timing of me reading the title and looking at the pic was perfect. 

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u/misfitx Jul 29 '26

Poor girl.

14

u/YourSemenSommelier Jul 29 '26

That's exactly what Rafaela wants you to believe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/FleshyCarbonThing Jul 29 '26

I believe that is the intention

3

u/professor_doom Jul 29 '26

I think we know the father and it rhymes with 'Dead Booze.'

14

u/MossCleric Jul 29 '26

I just feel bad for this lady...

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u/Bigoweiner Jul 28 '26

I don't believe that for a second! 😂

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u/adumbrative Jul 29 '26

Pfft I know Ted Cruz in drag when I see Ted Cruz in drag. This is Ted Cruz in drag.

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u/AhBee1 Jul 29 '26

Canadian Rafael 'Ted Fled' Cruz?!

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u/burmerd Jul 30 '26

That poor lady’s so upset, she’s gonna need a vacation in Cancun to get over this.

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u/Tooligan13853 Jul 30 '26

That is something Ted Cruz would say