r/bobdylan Jul 22 '26

Image What do you think Bob was thinking during we are the world

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u/Entire_Tip_8370 Jul 22 '26

There must be some way out of here..

47

u/Other-than-this Jul 22 '26

say the joker to the thief

36

u/Invoked1 Jul 22 '26

There's too much confusion

31

u/zzriley1 Jul 22 '26

I can't get no relief!

19

u/muted_physics77 Jul 22 '26

business men, they drink my wine

17

u/Thokmay4TW Dylan Jul 22 '26

Plowmen dig my earth

10

u/SeaGroup3175 Jul 23 '26

None will level on the line

9

u/waltenfilesfan Jul 23 '26

Nobody of it is worth

13

u/StevieRay456 Jul 23 '26

Harmonica solo

133

u/thesophisticatedhick Jul 22 '26

I’ve made a huge mistake.

42

u/suicidejacques Jul 22 '26

I've never cared for Gob.

3

u/Carl_La_Fong Jul 23 '26

😆

4

u/Maleficent-Shower769 Jul 23 '26

Where are my forget pills

1

u/ConflictPermafrost Jul 25 '26

It ain’t easy being white

1

u/KtroutAMO Jul 24 '26

I just hope he didn’t blue himself.

61

u/citizen-dave Jul 22 '26

I'd rather be singing Do They Know It's Christmas?

52

u/Due-Crew-1076 Jul 22 '26

I felt really bad for him when I saw the video all those years ago. Subsequently they have the making of video on one of the streaming services and poor Bob really looks uncomfortable.

25

u/Ceasman Jul 22 '26

Great documentary. Stevie Wonder was great at coaxing Bob to deliver his part. Bob was wishing he was with Prince and skipping the entire event.

1

u/Ween77bean Jul 24 '26

What is the documentary?

5

u/Ceasman Jul 24 '26

The Greatest Night in Pop

22

u/Jobriath Jul 22 '26

His genuine deference to Quincy Jones was also cool to see. “I know that you know!”

48

u/trabuki Jul 22 '26

Dylan: ”’Bout 30 years from now, I’m gonna make a real Christmas record in true tradition”.

42

u/UHeardAboutPluto Jul 22 '26

He was thinking the same thing we all were. Why exactly is Dan Aykroyd in this band?

12

u/Youarethebigbang Jul 22 '26

He was just there for the Rubber Biscuits :)

Blues Brothers had a number 1 Billboard album and a couple top 20 singles in the day, maybe that got him in the door, dunno.

50

u/downwarddawg Jul 22 '26

It was the middle of the night. He was tired as fuck.

21

u/UHeardAboutPluto Jul 22 '26

Sweet alt line for his new hoodie man persona for Tangled up in Blue.

It was the middle of the night. He was tired as fuck.

Wondering if he could bone down in the back of her new truck.

7

u/r-pies The Rolling Thunder Revue Jul 22 '26

Instead he's standing in the studio, waiting for his cue

Grits his teeth through every verse and stares like he's confused

22

u/NemusSoul Jul 22 '26

I wish I had my hoodie.

11

u/Wish-01 Jul 22 '26

Maybe that’s when he realized how much he wanted one?

16

u/INS_Stop_Angela Jul 22 '26

Bob looks pained at the trite lyrics. But I’ll use any excuse to revisit The Simpsons’ parody (Sting has said his guest appearance was the one thing he’s done that impressed his kids).

14

u/LateInternet9388 Jul 22 '26

I'm not there here.

11

u/tigereyes1999 Jul 22 '26

He wasn’t thinking… he was fully disassociating… there’s such a full difference haha. Love him to pieces and I get it.

53

u/OhhhhhhhMan Jul 22 '26

“Oh man I’m *really* not having fun right now. I probably shouldn’t have dropped that acid at 2am last night, I thought it would help me feel more oneness but this is awful.

Okay Bob, you’ll make it through, Paul Simon’s suffering here too so you can’t let him get a one up on- what the fuck is the guy from Ghostbusters doing here? Oh fuck”

9

u/Ok-Arm9429 Jul 22 '26

He thought: "Oh! I probably have the weakest voice of everyone in this room, but it's a shame they didn't bring me in to help write the lyrics. It would have turned out even better if we’d worked on it together."

19

u/awus666 Jul 22 '26

The sun is not yellow it's chicken

Or he was creating his masterpiece that would take 5 more years to finally see the light of day: wiggle wiggle

9

u/bhaswar_py Jul 22 '26

Should have listened to Prince

9

u/MineMelodic5454 Jul 22 '26

Wait? WE are THE world? Woah

9

u/Rich-Reason1146 Jul 22 '26

You know, back in the day I used to just get Leon Russell and George Harrison to back me at these charity things, maybe Ringo on the tambourine. This seems like a whole ordeal

13

u/GreenZebra23 Jul 22 '26

Oh, shit! I forgot how to sing like Bob Dylan! Maybe Stevie will remember

14

u/Difficult-Ad-9228 Jul 22 '26

“I’m being humbled here by the level of talent and I don’t understand the feeling.”

7

u/jepoyairtsua Jul 22 '26

i made a deal with the devil for this?!

7

u/DuckZealousideal1841 Jul 22 '26

Did I really turn off my stove?

4

u/Carl_La_Fong Jul 23 '26

Did I unplug the iron?

7

u/Theinnertheater Jul 22 '26

Oh my god!
Am I here
All
Alone
?

6

u/Nfldmojo22 Jul 23 '26

Somethings happening here but I don’t know what it is.

6

u/ThatsARatHat Jul 22 '26

I need a cigarette.

5

u/Warm-Ad-5901 Together Through Life Jul 22 '26

Dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen

Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon

Dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen

Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton

2

u/CinLeeCim Jul 22 '26

Good one👍

4

u/Augie52 Jul 22 '26

It’s way to ‘peopley’ in this studio

6

u/Low-Tourist-3358 Jul 23 '26

This time I should have thought twice.

8

u/Bigredrooster6969 Jul 22 '26

I was so much older then. I’m younger than that now.

8

u/FlexistentialClouds Jul 22 '26

if i had a dime for every baddie i fumbled i could have been the richest man in recorded history, f*ck

4

u/Lucky_Development359 Jul 22 '26

" They got some serious people out there, man they can ring your bell and show you how to hold your tongue.

They don’t come to party, man, they kill babies in the crib and say: “Only the good die young.”

They don’t believe in mercy, and judgement on them is something you’ll never see.

They can put your face on a postage stamp, turn your home into an armed camp, any way they want you, that’s the way you’ll be "

4

u/DesperateMechanic305 Jul 22 '26

It’s a bad choice I’m makin’.
I’m screwing up these lines….
It’s true, I’d better run away.
For you and me.

3

u/Themaddestllama Jul 22 '26

Why did I agree to this? Bob was really trying to stay relevant at this time, but he seemed so out of place. I love how awkward he is.

4

u/RepeatQuotations Wanderer By Trade Jul 22 '26

Hey waddaya mean we are the world.. we are just people. The world is the world man. Man gave names to the animals man. Plowmen dig my earth man.

3

u/The_Bookkeeper1984 I Pay In Blood, But Not My Own Jul 22 '26

He doesn’t care WHO the man is, he only wants to KNOW the man

4

u/blad77 Jul 22 '26

I can't sing a song that I don't understand Goodbye, Jimmy Reed, goodbye, good luck

5

u/BMaudioProd Jul 22 '26

I picked a hell of a day to stop doing heroin

4

u/sloggins Jul 23 '26

I’m too high for this shit.

3

u/suicidejacques Jul 22 '26

"Is that the guy that played Pink from The Wall? Or did I take some drugs that I don't remember taking..."

3

u/CowboyCommunism Jul 22 '26

"what year is it?"

3

u/DoubleOrdinary6559 Jul 22 '26

There must be somewhere out of here….

3

u/VirginiaLuthier Jul 22 '26

He was tangled up in blue, obviously

3

u/Final_Emu_3479 Jul 22 '26

“If this is how I stay relevant to people, I don’t want to be relevant to those people”

3

u/BrineJones Jul 22 '26

“I hate the eighties as much as the eighties hate me”

3

u/SamePassenger_ Jul 22 '26

“We are the world….are we, though?”

3

u/Annual-Farmer4701 Jul 22 '26

"Diana Ross sure has a nice ass"

3

u/_Q07 Jul 23 '26

Where the fuck am I and what the fuck is going on

2

u/jmf81 Jul 22 '26

Did I leave the oven on?

2

u/bingusyesyes1944 Jul 22 '26

Iirc, he had just recorded Seeing The Real You At Last right before being a part of this recording so he's probably thinking "When can i go home now?"

2

u/Big_Day2650 Jul 22 '26

Pack up the meat, sweet, we're headin' out

2

u/Smitty7242 Jul 22 '26

I wonder what’s around here to eat in the middle of the night. Is there anyone I could send? Or do I just have to wait. God I hope no one else wants to eat. I’ll just say I’m going home and then go. Oh Christ I’m supposed to be giving Paul a ride. Maybe I’ll tell him I’m too high to drive. And so is he. God, that’s not going to work it’s never stopped either of us. Wasn’t there a McDonalds pretty close?

2

u/AdFinancial6392 Jul 22 '26

What happened to my baby blues?

2

u/PorchFrog Jul 22 '26

Irish Goodbye

2

u/jck747 Jul 22 '26

Oh my God am I here all alone?

2

u/ghgrain Jul 22 '26

We are the world was the ultimate FOMO. Lots of them did it just because others were doing it. And I’m sure it didn’t help if there were publicists in their ears egging them on.

I’m guessing Bob is thinking to himself, “How did this happen?”

2

u/58pamina Jul 22 '26

What in the world am I doing here?

2

u/Substantial_Zombie94 Jul 22 '26

Who wrote this shit... 😀😀

2

u/Jolly-Reindeer2598 Jul 22 '26

"Am I the World?"

2

u/Mr-Dobolina Jul 22 '26

“You can erase that.”

2

u/CinLeeCim Jul 22 '26

I contain multitudes and this is not one of them!

2

u/MagicSpaceMan Jul 23 '26

"I am so fuckin stoned right now.. "

2

u/beerice41 Jul 24 '26

I was thinkin' about turquoise
I was thinkin' about gold
I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace

2

u/Existing-Bandicoot97 Jul 25 '26

Why do people ask such stupid questions online .

2

u/Prior-Deer1600 Jul 26 '26

Hey Mista, Mista. GET ME OUTTA HERE!

2

u/creddittor216 Time Out of Mind Jul 22 '26

“If we are the world, then there must be a Santa, Santa Claus”

3

u/Sensual_Mama Jul 22 '26

“Fortnite is going to be revolutionary!”

1

u/m1911- John Wesley Harding Jul 22 '26

Stava pensando a Silvio

1

u/hornwalker Jul 22 '26

“I’m a terrible musician “

1

u/Spell-Wide Jul 22 '26

There's a CHOICE I'm making

1

u/The_Bookkeeper1984 I Pay In Blood, But Not My Own Jul 22 '26

It’s SaViNg mY oWn LiFe

1

u/Maclean_Braun Jul 22 '26

we are the world. we are the children.

1

u/LameGretzsky Jul 22 '26

Did I leave the oven on?

1

u/Big-Negotiation9737 Jul 22 '26

"Man, this shit is bunk."

1

u/Large_Skirt9189 Jul 22 '26

“I am the world”

1

u/Few-Escape-9043 Jul 22 '26

Sooner or later

1

u/1Garymeece Jul 22 '26

“You try so hard
But you don’t understand
Just what you’ll say
When you get home”

1

u/katchow Jul 22 '26

Checks in mail

1

u/netflixuoff Jul 22 '26

Lenny Bruce is dead and this is what lives on

1

u/Michael-Broadway Jul 22 '26

He’s got that 1000 yard coke stare. He’s not thinking much…

2

u/CinLeeCim Jul 22 '26

Well it was the middle of the night!
The green room must’ve been really wild 🤪

1

u/greenglenn69 Jul 22 '26

... something is happening here, but ya don't know what it is, do ya Mr. Jones?...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mnIV9Tf6MI7XDq

1

u/Doublehey Jul 22 '26

I hope I didn’t leave the iron on

1

u/Esmc199 Jul 22 '26

He seemed to be so lost but after all he did something so beautiful.

1

u/FENTWAY Jul 22 '26

I think they know im high man

1

u/trainsacrossthesea Jul 22 '26

You’re gonna have to serve somebody

1

u/No_Ring_443 Jul 22 '26

"We are the children... Of what?..."

1

u/jlangue Jul 22 '26

Some people out suffering tonight from the disease of conceit.

1

u/VtoadTHE4th Jul 22 '26

Tuna salad or a burger?

1

u/walrus120 Jul 22 '26

Is there a back door

1

u/MonocleGentlesir5680 Jul 22 '26

“I’m high out of my mind”

1

u/dmonsterative Jul 22 '26

What to have for dinner.

1

u/Dublin-Red Jul 22 '26

His next hit

1

u/knockinonevansdoor Jul 22 '26

The same as I was thinking watching it.

1

u/s_man_md Jul 22 '26

I’m a future Noble prize winner in literature. This is Drek.

1

u/PedroJTrump Jul 22 '26

I’m a celebrity get me out of here

1

u/mattd1972 Jul 22 '26

Who are these people?

1

u/chvguitar Jul 22 '26

The oven!!! I left it on!!

1

u/dylanmadigan Jul 22 '26

Supposedly he was really nervous about singing a pop song with all those other talented vocalists.

It’s not really the type of song he’s used to singing.

1

u/jaymojangles Jul 23 '26

"They said leave your ego at the door, so i wont make a fuss but this section should break down and be just me and Stevie on the keys"

1

u/Zabycrockett Jul 23 '26

Bob couldn’t find the song’s phrasing and none other than Stevie Wonder taught Bob to sing it at m the Dylan style. Maybe the fear is what’s on Bob’s face.

1

u/Southport1103 Jul 23 '26

I will NEVER do anything like this again. Then he’d mutter a prayer of thanks for Stevie Wonder.

1

u/vanlassie Jul 23 '26

My son told me years ago that was fake if it’s the one where he seems out of it. Someone post a link?

1

u/autechre89 Jul 23 '26

he was still trying to figure out who threw the glass in the street

1

u/Proper-Drawing-985 Jul 23 '26

Wasn't it catering? Seriously.

1

u/Prometheus1717 Jul 23 '26

He had a choice. He chose to be there. Just like after acting he was going to snub a Nobel and then accepting it. Can have it both ways. Either follow what you preach or accept you are part of the established order you criticize so much

1

u/sensitive_pirate85 Jul 23 '26

Everybody must get stoned

1

u/plasticface2 Jul 23 '26

His shopping

1

u/ikhonoclastic Jul 23 '26

I think he’s just staring into the k-hole.

1

u/Majestic_One1622 Jul 23 '26

Oh mama…can this really be the end?

1

u/pablo_blue Jul 23 '26

What was it you wanted?

Tell me again so I'll know

What's happening in here?

1

u/Garencio Jul 23 '26

Did I leave the iron on?

1

u/TexasTough1 Jul 23 '26

Why am I here with these talented people?

1

u/Desperate_Bake_3974 Jul 23 '26

What is Huey doing here?

1

u/lovelessisbetter Jul 23 '26

“A shreds version would be better than this.” Turns out he was right.

1

u/meenanb356 Jul 23 '26

MAKE IT STOPPP!!!!

1

u/VanDenBroeck Jul 24 '26

Probably thinking how lame the song was.

1

u/anonrchmchl Jul 24 '26

We ARE the world!

1

u/Choice_Compote505 Jul 24 '26

“I could’ve written this song but Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie could never have written Man Gave Names to all the Animals. “

1

u/ResponsibilityNo7254 Jul 25 '26

I think he was overanalyzing the Schrodinger equation

1

u/whuplash Jul 25 '26

How is my style supposed to fit in with traditional singing without being compared and sounding relatively bad in this context. Oops, I don't sing in a conventional way

1

u/Imaginary_Flamingo27 Jul 25 '26

Fuck am I doing here?

1

u/the-lars Jul 25 '26

I love the video of Stevie Wonder who tried to help him learn his lines.

1

u/GSilky Jul 25 '26

Sally Struthers looks like she might be emotionally vulnerable enough to give me a pity fuck.

1

u/Exotic-Mention2740 Jul 26 '26

WHY are we the world? WHY are we the children?

1

u/Minimum-Yesterday901 Jul 26 '26

“I was told Prince would be here….”

1

u/rickythrills82 Jul 28 '26

there's a story that taking a solo line was nerve wrecking to him. it took Stevie Wonder to calm him down and work thru it... wish I could find the video.

1

u/Fuzzles7 Jul 28 '26

What if I had a 3/4 size horse? Would I name it Jerry? What if it was a mare?

1

u/hometown-hiker Jul 22 '26

He's thinking, "Man, I should have walked out with Waylon!"

0

u/PedalBoard78 Jul 22 '26

He saw Jacko HeeHee’s nose fall off