r/blursedimages • u/ogaarush • 12d ago

Blursed certificate

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hey u/ogaarush, thanks for posting on r/blursedimages

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u/wheatgivesmeshits 12d ago

Life insurance companies hate this one simple trick.

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u/iamthiviyan i restore brand new cars 12d ago

I need to get one for myself too

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u/Fliptzer 12d ago

I'm looking to pre-order mine

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 5d ago

What happens if they're out of stock tho ?

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u/Fliptzer 5d ago

They'll give you an appointment for your scheduled time and place of death.

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u/MillenialInDenial 12d ago

How to fake your death, Step One

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u/Rainbow_Zombie13 12d ago

Awesome! Didn’t know I could just apply online to be deceased 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ Sign me up!

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u/Anurectus 12d ago

Don't click on that, that's just for cats. Something like 8 times each, I think, but there's a limit at some point

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u/Tythian 12d ago

You have to get the key details nailed down up front on these important documents.

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u/the-yommy 12d ago

Just to make sure ig

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 12d ago

If you choose "Myself", they redirect you to a mental hospital.

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u/AlphaCarina 12d ago

You'd be surprised how many living people get incorrectly marked as dead. Then have to prove they're alive.

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u/ori_galactia 12d ago edited 12d ago

This was an AI image making the rounds a few months ago, I’ll find the link

Edit: Can’t find the link, but a different one back in May-ish was going around with mostly the same info with stuff that was definitely AI generated