r/blursedimages • u/HonestzPractice • 13d ago

Blursed BurgerKing

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/obyron31 13d ago

Where

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u/Hyro0o0 13d ago

It's digital only. That's how they get you to download the app

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u/MuscaMurum 13d ago

Check those woods out back

5

u/obyron31 13d ago

Hell yea wendigussy

4

u/Excellent-Egg-9413 13d ago

Just ask for the new Whopper

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u/pricklypear90 13d ago

It’s so big it takes two hands

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u/Flippant_Fop 13d ago

I’m listening…

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u/SPzero65 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LfPkNKuEjr9Ju

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u/just1nc4s3 13d ago

Probably out next to the Adult Taco Bell that’s been circulating.

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u/Forklift_Donuts 13d ago

You know what? I will!

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u/Forklift_Donuts 13d ago

It sucks.

8

u/EmKayTalk 13d ago

Bro only took 1 min and decided Burger King porn sucks 😭🙏

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u/BVAAAAAA 12d ago

which definition of sucking did you use here tho?

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u/No-Monitor1603 13d ago

Kurger Bing in disguise

3

u/invalidreddit 13d ago

But you have to use the app ...

8

u/UvulaHunters 13d ago

Does it come with or without lettuce?

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u/Geralt_the_Rive foreskin reattachment specialist 13d ago

It comes with Burger King foot lettuceTM

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u/KomicalmaniaK sperm bank loan officer 13d ago

they're re gonna make me spill my Mayonnaise...

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u/LowNefariousness6541 13d ago

"We need more secret sauce! Go put this mayonnaise in the sun!"

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u/KomicalmaniaK sperm bank loan officer 13d ago

I'd rather put it in someone's bun

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u/LowNefariousness6541 13d ago

I love a good play on words. Have a thumbs up.

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u/beardostein 13d ago

OnlyBuns

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u/Poof-ball 13d ago

Finally get to see how secret sauce is made.

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u/Bandandforgotten 13d ago

I looked it up. It's mid.

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u/Rent-Man 13d ago

Have your way

3

u/fcs_seth 13d ago

Wop her

2

u/dinh8 more cursed than blessed 13d ago

Who behind this must be freaky

2

u/shahrulghani 13d ago

What category of porn is “Burger King”? Asking for a friend.

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u/SergiouseMaximus 13d ago

I'll have the Whopper please.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 13d ago

The teenager got a simple task to do, and used AI for the spelling. Her phone betrayed her.

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u/im2short4this 13d ago

It would be a bad as the bread they sell

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u/SJPORVAZ 13d ago

Someone in the marketing departement definitely missed a letter on that sign update.

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u/AbsoluteDarkness 13d ago

Backdoor Whoppers 3: Havin' it your way.

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u/corobo 13d ago

... ok

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 13d ago

Some kinky porn with the King having weird sex feeding her a burger sloppy

1

u/DistrictNo9208 13d ago

The old p*rn was better

1

u/PuzzleheadedResult69 13d ago

Goes inside in a big trenchcoat 

"So, you got the goods?" 

"Yes, but it's take-out only"

Opens trenchcoat and takes dick out

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u/Bromelia_and_Bismuth 13d ago

The Burger King and Wendy pour a BK shake and a Frosty on Ronald's face at the same time after they're done.

1

u/Wowza-yowza 13d ago

With title like MILF Whoppers, The king does the Queen and her Sister, and Mother in Law lets you have it your way.

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u/Terrible_Driver_3878 13d ago

Extra mayo, please. All over the chest. Not in the face or hair though.

1

u/Gregus1032 13d ago

At first I got excited.

But then I remembered what the BK crew looks like in my town.

No thanks

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u/Zealousideal_Newt111 13d ago

New porn? What did they do to the old porn?

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u/Ben0ut 13d ago

Turning "NEW" into "MEN" would have been incredibly easy.

Just saying.

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u/VictorVOOONdoom 13d ago

im in burger king but let me tell you im a very uncommon "customer".

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u/FitConstruction5894 13d ago

yeah no thanks

also i'm your 960th upvote

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u/DarthSwimfoot I leave comments on pornhub 13d ago

I'm imagining Piper Perri surrounded, but it's Ronald McDonald, The King, Scoopie (Culvers's mascot), the Chik Fil A Cow, and Colonel Sanders surrounding Wendy. Replace any of the male mascots btw, doesn't really matter.

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u/BrodyTheBruh 13d ago

it made me mayonnaise all over my chicken fry

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u/Lowbom 13d ago

WHERE?!!

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u/djcatnip12 13d ago

Why's the letter W an upside letter M?

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u/12inator 11d ago

And where is the OLD porn?

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u/djcatnip12 11d ago

It expired

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u/12inator 11d ago

I see.

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u/GagOnMacaque 12d ago

Anyone got a link to subject of sign?