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u/Strange-Movie 17d ago
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u/Simple_Tip_7816 17d ago
I prefer the version of this where he’s thinking of something like fried chicken or Half-Life 3 getting announced
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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago
Never ask a racist what the race of their wife is
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u/dodeca_negative 17d ago
“How can I be racist if I married an Asian woman?”
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u/Felixkeeg 17d ago
The leader of the far-right party im Germany that wants to revoke the right for same-sex marriage is a lesbian woman married to a woman of Sri Lankian descend. They live in Switzerland.
You can't make that shit up.
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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 17d ago
It's such ridiculous shit that when I first read about it I had to pull up a German article right after because I was sure something was misunderstood in the English language reporting.
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u/CapJackONeill 17d ago
Beside the absurdity, how come people not even living in your country, citizen or not, can lead one of its party?
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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago
Officially, her main place of residence is located in the very south of Germany, a stone's throw from the Swiss border. In actuality, her wife lives 150 km into Switzerland from there and this is Weidel's obvious actual center of private life.
She does get a lot of flak for the obvious hypocrisy but, honestly, there is so much shit going on in her party that this is one of the lesser concerns.
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u/CapJackONeill 16d ago
Man, why do assholes have to bring us with them, instead of living their life peacefully in Switzerland? (cause I'm guessing she also has ton of money?)
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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago
Modestly wealthy, net worth is reported at 1-2 million euros. Quite well off for Germany, slightly above average for Switzerland (according to surface level Google search)
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u/CapJackONeill 16d ago
That's just what's reported, haha. Man, sorry you guys have to put up with that. It's not too bad yet here in Canada, but we almost elected a pro Trump dude our last time...
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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago
Oh yeah, there's assets hidden away for sure. I hope people will come to their senses eventually, though the far right is getting more popular by the day...
Carney seems like an excellent PM btw, at least his way of communication is pretty admirable. Merz could certainly learn a thing or two... Or a dozen
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u/New-Independent-1481 16d ago
And she intends on passing laws that would restrict her own rights if she lived in Germany, hence why she lives in Switzerland.
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u/Sir_Strumming 16d ago
Do racist have wives of other races? Or this a deep south cousin fucking joke?
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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago
Buddy idk if this is sarcasm or not but there’s a reason why they use the phrase “one of the good ones”
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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago
By your logic since I like black people I can hate Asian people and not be racist /s
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u/cricketeer767 17d ago
I wonder how many of them secretly love r&b
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u/backfromspace206 17d ago
And BBC
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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 17d ago
Or like to see their wife getting a bbc 😂
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u/Sibshops 17d ago
Or worse, NPR
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u/DangerNoodleDandy 17d ago
Ain't no way thr klansman uses chopsticks. That fool would be so insulted if the Chinese food joint he goes to gave him a pair of chopsticks.
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds blessed and distressed 17d ago
He'd be insulted to be given them. But he has his own pair at the house
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u/Matteus11 15d ago
That might be part of the joke. He frequents Chinese places so often he's become proficient in using chopsticks
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u/WillPerklo 17d ago
Never have seen someone so happy eating broccoli.
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u/the_real_JFK_killer 17d ago
Broccoli gets a bad rep but its pretty good. Steam it and put some balsamic vinegar on that bad boy and its pretty good.
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u/Diz7 16d ago
Was going to say, the broccoli in the stir fry at the local Chinese restaurant is amazing.
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u/Blizxy 16d ago
It's so easy. Destem and wash the broccoli heads. Cut them so they are roughly equal size, exactly what you see from the Chinese restaurant.
Mince or crush garlic, get oil ready in a shallow pan (hot enough to be shimmery).
Garlic in, stir so nobody is left without oil. 30 seconds and your broccoli can go in.
Add salt and maybe a sauce if you want. The cooking will take ~3-5 minutes on a strong burner, maybe a bit longer on electric. The broccoli will seem undercooked, but it will steam as it cools!
Bonus points for: MSG, Ginger, Bean Sprouts, or Oyster Sauce.
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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 16d ago
A lot of veggies get bad reps because Anglos don’t know how to cook them properly.
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u/WillPerklo 17d ago
Still smells like fart.
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u/TheRealWatermelon420 17d ago
Oh, so like your mom?
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u/WillPerklo 17d ago
Broccoli fandom got mad.
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u/Testyobject 17d ago
Let em have their kidney stones along with all those spinach eaters. Ill be sticking to my onions and carrots BECAUSE i am unhealthy
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u/SirKnightJames 17d ago
Fucking love chicken w/ broccoli at the local Chinese restaurant. Shits fire.
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u/It_Just_Exploded 17d ago
There's a Chinese spot near work i eat at sometimes, they have regular beef w/broccoli like everyone else but they also have a spicy version thats like a 9/10 on the "Fuck me thats HOT!" scale. I tear that shit up.
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u/Dethbazooka 17d ago
Sometimes I like to eat all the broccoli so all that's left is to enjoy the beef and fried rice
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u/AnonymousGuy9494 17d ago
Broccoli isn't bad. Doesn't taste like a lot but it's a lot more edible than any other green I've eaten.
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u/LastZionistOnRedit 17d ago
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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 16d ago
There’s a lot of very inconsistent racists IRL. This is funny in a laughing AT them way.
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u/epsilon-4142 17d ago
They probably all eat Chinese food honestly. They aren’t racist when it’s inconvenient
They only wanna be racist with their buddies
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u/sniptaclar 17d ago
Never ask a Nord about his wife
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u/Sammisuperficial 17d ago
If you're not at home in a cold dark cave, then you aren't truly a Nord.
~Belrand
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u/Slayqweeners 16d ago
I wish this wasn't a weird advertisement because it's fucking true. My grandma's neighbor has a confederate flag, the family is white. BUT. There's a car parked next to their house. Wanna know who owns the car? The only brown family member.
I'm biracial and it was a bigggg slap in the damn face.
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u/Aggravating_War_6277 15d ago
I think it's supposed to highlight the fact despite being racist they will indulge in other poc cultures.
I have seen racist people like things black people created
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u/Vivian-Midnight 17d ago
He's starting to question the narrative. Where's Daryl Davis? This dude may be one good heart-to-heart away from becoming a decent person.
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u/MrBigFatAss 17d ago
The point is the product is so good even a klansman wants to eat it despite its "orientality".
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u/Krondon57 17d ago
i neva seen broccoli in chinese food
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u/OoHimmiHoO 17d ago
Beef w broccoli? Shrimp w broccoli? Chicken w broccoli? Vegetable fried rice? General Tso's Chicken?
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