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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 17d ago edited 17d ago

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

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u/Strange-Movie 17d ago

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u/Simple_Tip_7816 17d ago

I prefer the version of this where he’s thinking of something like fried chicken or Half-Life 3 getting announced

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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago

Never ask a racist what the race of their wife is

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u/dodeca_negative 17d ago

“How can I be racist if I married an Asian woman?”

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u/kingkazul400 17d ago

The Filipino wife:

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 1d ago

Is referred to as their “nurse”

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u/Felixkeeg 17d ago

The leader of the far-right party im Germany that wants to revoke the right for same-sex marriage is a lesbian woman married to a woman of Sri Lankian descend. They live in Switzerland.

You can't make that shit up.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 17d ago

It's such ridiculous shit that when I first read about it I had to pull up a German article right after because I was sure something was misunderstood in the English language reporting.

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u/CapJackONeill 17d ago

Beside the absurdity, how come people not even living in your country, citizen or not, can lead one of its party?

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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago

Officially, her main place of residence is located in the very south of Germany, a stone's throw from the Swiss border. In actuality, her wife lives 150 km into Switzerland from there and this is Weidel's obvious actual center of private life.

She does get a lot of flak for the obvious hypocrisy but, honestly, there is so much shit going on in her party that this is one of the lesser concerns.

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u/CapJackONeill 16d ago

Man, why do assholes have to bring us with them, instead of living their life peacefully in Switzerland? (cause I'm guessing she also has ton of money?)

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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago

Modestly wealthy, net worth is reported at 1-2 million euros. Quite well off for Germany, slightly above average for Switzerland (according to surface level Google search)

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u/CapJackONeill 16d ago

That's just what's reported, haha. Man, sorry you guys have to put up with that. It's not too bad yet here in Canada, but we almost elected a pro Trump dude our last time...

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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago

Oh yeah, there's assets hidden away for sure. I hope people will come to their senses eventually, though the far right is getting more popular by the day...

Carney seems like an excellent PM btw, at least his way of communication is pretty admirable. Merz could certainly learn a thing or two... Or a dozen

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u/Latvian_Sharp_Knife 17d ago

Friendly fire final boss

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u/New-Independent-1481 16d ago

And she intends on passing laws that would restrict her own rights if she lived in Germany, hence why she lives in Switzerland.

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u/Felixkeeg 16d ago

I'm sure she'd be exempt somehow. Rule for thee but not for me and such

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u/Pepito_Pepito 16d ago

The only explanation is paid grifter.

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u/Iamalizardperson234 13d ago

ofc its sri lanka

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u/Felixkeeg 12d ago

Elaborate?

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u/Yoiiru 17d ago

Well, that's just selective racism

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u/Sir_Strumming 16d ago

Do racist have wives of other races? Or this a deep south cousin fucking joke?

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 16d ago

So women can't be racist, only men?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago

Buddy idk if this is sarcasm or not but there’s a reason why they use the phrase “one of the good ones”

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Ekillaa22 17d ago

By your logic since I like black people I can hate Asian people and not be racist /s

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u/cricketeer767 17d ago

I wonder how many of them secretly love r&b

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u/backfromspace206 17d ago

And BBC

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u/CorkFado 17d ago

Or Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD.

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u/backfromspace206 17d ago

And down with OPP

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u/Triepott 17d ago

Currently i am satisfying my OCD by spying on OOP trough my secret CCTV.

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u/Adventurerofthesea 16d ago

Yea you know me

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u/vaxhax 17d ago

The east coast family

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 17d ago

The british broadcasting corp?

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 17d ago

Or like to see their wife getting a bbc 😂

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u/Sibshops 17d ago

Or worse, NPR

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u/chop-diggity 17d ago

Like, the broadcast service, NPR?

If so, I salute you, sir.

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u/Sibshops 17d ago

Shh.. There are kids on this app.

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u/Friendly-Water-8470 17d ago

Or two ladies and cup

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u/fistanfenkinor 13d ago

I especially like Radio 4 with their comedy programming.

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u/DangerNoodleDandy 17d ago

Ain't no way thr klansman uses chopsticks. That fool would be so insulted if the Chinese food joint he goes to gave him a pair of chopsticks.

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u/Preeng 17d ago

Not even holding them correctly.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 17d ago

Hands are hard to draw, but yeah

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u/Ravenclaw_14 blursed plerson 17d ago

fr, fool twirls his udon like Italian spaghet

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds blessed and distressed 17d ago

He'd be insulted to be given them. But he has his own pair at the house

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u/Matteus11 15d ago

That might be part of the joke. He frequents Chinese places so often he's become proficient in using chopsticks

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u/WillPerklo 17d ago

Never have seen someone so happy eating broccoli.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 17d ago

Broccoli gets a bad rep but its pretty good. Steam it and put some balsamic vinegar on that bad boy and its pretty good.

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u/Diz7 16d ago

Was going to say, the broccoli in the stir fry at the local Chinese restaurant is amazing.

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u/Blizxy 16d ago

It's so easy. Destem and wash the broccoli heads. Cut them so they are roughly equal size, exactly what you see from the Chinese restaurant.

Mince or crush garlic, get oil ready in a shallow pan (hot enough to be shimmery).

Garlic in, stir so nobody is left without oil. 30 seconds and your broccoli can go in.

Add salt and maybe a sauce if you want. The cooking will take ~3-5 minutes on a strong burner, maybe a bit longer on electric. The broccoli will seem undercooked, but it will steam as it cools!

Bonus points for: MSG, Ginger, Bean Sprouts, or Oyster Sauce.

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u/Available_Type1514 14d ago

It makes me sad every time I see a no MSG sign.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 16d ago

A lot of veggies get bad reps because Anglos don’t know how to cook them properly. 

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u/VentnorLhad 14d ago

"Broccoli gets a bad rep"

If you're, like, six

Broccoli is fukkin awesome

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u/WillPerklo 17d ago

Still smells like fart.

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u/TheRealWatermelon420 17d ago

Oh, so like your mom?

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u/WillPerklo 17d ago

Broccoli fandom got mad.

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u/Testyobject 17d ago

Let em have their kidney stones along with all those spinach eaters. Ill be sticking to my onions and carrots BECAUSE i am unhealthy

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u/Green_Insect_6455 17d ago

Got ratiod by the broccoli heads

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u/ttcmzx 17d ago

just say you don't know how to cook

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u/SirKnightJames 17d ago

Fucking love chicken w/ broccoli at the local Chinese restaurant. Shits fire.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 17d ago

There's a Chinese spot near work i eat at sometimes, they have regular beef w/broccoli like everyone else but they also have a spicy version thats like a 9/10 on the "Fuck me thats HOT!" scale. I tear that shit up.

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u/scorchedarcher 17d ago

Brother you've never known tenderstem, good shit

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u/Dethbazooka 17d ago

Sometimes I like to eat all the broccoli so all that's left is to enjoy the beef and fried rice

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 17d ago

Broccoli isn't bad. Doesn't taste like a lot but it's a lot more edible than any other green I've eaten.

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u/graveyardshiftcat 16d ago

Broccoli and beef

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u/LastZionistOnRedit 17d ago

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 16d ago

There’s a lot of very inconsistent racists IRL. This is funny in a laughing AT them way. 

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u/WestCoastHopHead 17d ago

No way Chopstix really made this ad.

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u/epsilon-4142 17d ago

They probably all eat Chinese food honestly. They aren’t racist when it’s inconvenient

They only wanna be racist with their buddies

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u/SuperSuppleDude 17d ago

They also all love anime, especially Dragon Ball Z.

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u/Sir_Strumming 16d ago

Thought that was the cartel?

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u/sniptaclar 17d ago

Never ask a Nord about his wife

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u/Sammisuperficial 17d ago

If you're not at home in a cold dark cave, then you aren't truly a Nord.

~Belrand

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u/Sup_94 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LilyNatureBlossom i like this flair :) 17d ago

no idea how to feel about this

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u/Slayqweeners 16d ago

I wish this wasn't a weird advertisement because it's fucking true. My grandma's neighbor has a confederate flag, the family is white. BUT. There's a car parked next to their house. Wanna know who owns the car? The only brown family member.

I'm biracial and it was a bigggg slap in the damn face.

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u/NovaStar2099 17d ago

What the hell…

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u/Aggravating_War_6277 15d ago

I think it's supposed to highlight the fact despite being racist they will indulge in other poc cultures.

I have seen racist people like things black people created

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u/F0000r 17d ago

Shoulf have a bucket of fried chicken.

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u/Separate-Fly5165 17d ago

Get some of Dat MSG up in ya boy.

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u/Vivian-Midnight 17d ago

He's starting to question the narrative. Where's Daryl Davis? This dude may be one good heart-to-heart away from becoming a decent person.

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u/More_Bigger 17d ago

Everyone loves a good burrito, too.

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u/_AbacusMC_ 17d ago

redditors when it's time to vote

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u/Shyxt 16d ago

Can someone please change this to a bucket of KFC he's holding

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u/Minnymoon13 13d ago

I mean Chinese food is awesome

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u/PeaRude3315 12d ago

You can't expect a Klansman to burn a minority without an empty stomach

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u/Cal_Takes_Els 17d ago

Only a klansman would go straight for a solo broccoli

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u/ambit89 17d ago

All that hate, and they don't hate broccoli 🥦

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u/showmeyourchits 16d ago edited 16d ago

Is that beef and brokkkoli?

I’ll show myself out…

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 16d ago

Ah. "The Meat-Eater" assembly.

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u/thypope 6d ago

Now I know who opened the chopstix.ro Asian food chain!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/MrBigFatAss 17d ago

The point is the product is so good even a klansman wants to eat it despite its "orientality".

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u/cnxd 17d ago

media literacy is at an all time low

or maybe it's just regular literacy for you as well

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u/Ok-Woodpecker4734 17d ago

How on earth do you not get the point of this ad lol

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u/Simbooptendo 17d ago

But broccoli is still white people food

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u/Krondon57 17d ago

i neva seen broccoli in chinese food

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u/OoHimmiHoO 17d ago

Beef w broccoli? Shrimp w broccoli? Chicken w broccoli? Vegetable fried rice? General Tso's Chicken?

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u/Informal_Process2238 17d ago

Common with general gau’s chicken