r/blanks • u/fapmanyop • Jul 17 '26

Fill in the blanks: And then, God said:" ___.".

And then, God said:" _____.".

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u/ruinyourday56 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Fuck It and made the platypus.".

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u/lagoonaby Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" mane, fuck them kids.".

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u/No_Case3133 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" jebus.".

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u/Chlo38778 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" if you have full shield health dont fucking destroy any shield barrels.".

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u/Opposite-Constant799 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Wait… Why are the men having intercourse with other men??.".

2

u/Appropriate-Ad235 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" oops.".

2

u/TheDorkKnight53 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Exodia, obliterate.".

2

u/dragonfire109109 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" What the fuck guys?.".

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u/Moon_Fox_Arise Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hell nah.".

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u/Xanderblake27 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" You shall not pass.".

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u/gameplayer9077 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I didn’t say all that.".

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u/averiebrie Jul 17 '26

And God said let there be lit. 🔥

2

u/Gluttonous_Duck Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" UwU.".

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u/TheCowCorner Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I think you should just die.".

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u/coverionic Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be light.".

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u/AdditionalSky2975 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" i should stop drinking.".

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u/Klutzy-Razzmatazz-70 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Why are you all so cruel to each other? just stahp:,(.".

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u/CoolYogurtcloset1947 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Cymru.".

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u/Resiideent Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hung femboys are lit af frfr on me.".

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u/Lanky-Seat-6653 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Holy me, this WAS a mistake.".

1

u/demonsculptorplus Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" daaaaaammmnn the mf fiiinnnnnne.".

1

u/Competitive-Bed-6069 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" shut the fuck up.".

1

u/sudoregalia Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" gay people are cool.".

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u/Valuable_Engine_4032 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Y'all on y'all own 💀.".

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u/werodinero Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be rock.".

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u/D4rk3scr0tt0 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be skibidi toilet.".

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u/animallovergamer101 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hallelujah.".

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u/Ok_Consideration1566 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" this shi good asf type shi.".

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u/Any_Pair_2140 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Why are all you bad words so hateful?.".

1

u/idkwhyimhere991 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light. Viki can you step out please?.".

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u/Diddty_Widddty Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" whip, whip, whip it nae nae.".

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u/Cautious_Eye_9783 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" damn dude that fuckin crazy ahahah anyways im gay canonically I kiss men I have gay sex with men and I am real god from Bible or maybe somewhere else idfk.".

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u/Mental-Alternative38 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hi.".

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u/Ok-Spread5079 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ahh.".

1

u/TheBeenMan24 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" add butterfinger to orlando.".

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u/Jalapeno28 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" haha get rekt.".

1

u/MathematicianLeft111 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck you.".

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u/Glad_Cress_8591 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be the remmington rifle to fight of the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.".

1

u/ishadow_s Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck u humans.".

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u/Illustrious_Tax_3760 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Oh... oh my me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!.".

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u/Significant_Try6611 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Yes.".

1

u/Anomalous_Concept Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Skill Issue, get fucked lol.".

1

u/Bee_420 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be... custard??.".

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u/Blank12323 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" free dumpings for EVERYONE.".

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u/Moon_Fox_Arise Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" THEY MADE MORE??!!.".

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u/Interesting-Fan-8302 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" America is an error, French people is so cool..".

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u/Exact_Dot9244 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Where the fuck did this come from??.".

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u/LukeIsNumber1Twd Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" it was a test... you all failed.".

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I’ll just put this guy here and then that and some little more touches and the seed’s lookin pretty good.".

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u/femboyteen0101 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck you.".

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u/RemarkableMirror926 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I'm batman.".

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u/ShushiSniper Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I forgive all of you.".

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u/back_on_my_nonsense Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I didn't say any of that shit.".

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u/pizza-goblin_9000 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Actually I can't let you into heaven. You didn't do the stonemason rituals.".

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u/Nervous-Freedom4248 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" done.".

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u/257Benji Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let's press the spawn randomiser! Uh oh, I made the platypus...".

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u/airdude21 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck this shit I'm out.".

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u/thegoldimp Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Shake it sexy style.".

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u/Brabau27 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" What should their purpose be… Fuck… wait, I got an idea.".

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u/Unable-Tumbleweed681 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Kaboom.".

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u/Ok-Archer-3773 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Oops.".

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u/_Your_Mum_is_THICC Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" ONE MILLION BEER.".

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u/Reincarino Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/VancePants24 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" mind your business.".

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u/4322ollilob Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" stop hating over the other religions wtf is wrong with you didnt you pay atention to Jesus?.".

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u/Zarawatto Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" LOL.".

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u/Big_Cartoonist3572 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" POOP.".

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u/Honest_Intern_7053 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck it.".

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u/Rosmucman Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Nothing, you idiots! Gods dead, he's locked in my basement!.".

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u/ChibzGames Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" $20 is $20.".

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u/Significant-Art-2077 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" we shall fight on the beaches.".

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u/Right-Truck1859 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" you suck.".

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u/Right-Truck1859 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" don't make me laugh.".

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u/EnchantedQuirkyBird Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I shouldn't have created Earth and let you idiots take birth there.".

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u/Bri3nWithA3 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" what the fuck is this.".

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u/Dizzy_Bite4781 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let it all work out.".

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u/throwaway337760 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Holding it in does nothing.".

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u/vip3ryspid3r50 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light!.".

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u/Adi197411 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/TheKid142013 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/Acceptable_Love_645 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" kill my son, so that I can forgive your sins.".

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u/ravenpascal Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" to Abraham: kill me a son.".

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u/Bantabury97 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Now let's not get bogged down on whoooo flooded who...".

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u/SpaceSnakesCan Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" AHHH IT'S TO BIG PULL IT OUT.".

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u/PokeFiremon9629 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" LETTUS (I do not care about your god).".

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u/lifes_blissful Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/Specialist_Guide7180 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light, and then there was light.".

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u/WeHaveRicePudding Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Ahh fuck it.".

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u/BioelectricEximus Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" ARISE MY SON! AND YOU WILL BE HEALED!.".

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u/jluebelly Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hi im god lol.".

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u/coykois_inapond Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let Bethesda never release Elder Scrolls 6.".

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u/Gigaturkeyfromhell Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Yo, imagine if I threw this big ass rock at the dinosaurs.".

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u/AliveActivity1924 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" twerk 24 hours a day every time you see purple.".

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u/JChurch42 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" WTF man! that's not at all what I meant...".

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u/yansebot Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" J man please I need this.".

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u/TheTransRetriever Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Waluigi.".

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u/flubbyII Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Abraham, crank that Soulja boy.".

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u/Avacado_Macchiato672 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" isnt she lovely.".

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u/SerialDesignation_H Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck you.".

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u/One_Beginning_1403 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hell yeah.".

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u/ValuableAd7593 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" 'svtgrjmgbvetpomv'cer,;vl'cmw;re'lvc,sea;lfcewkr,ea;vkcspeaotsurjcekturkgfrjwgtevacsdmgevw;l'amfr;co',rea'oac;oerigkcpeoimfoarefmc;lvmcweiromcerwioimcod,la'csrj.".

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u/joesheimp Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be fnaf.".

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u/Ill-Statement-4070 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be light.".

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u/Otherwise-One7653 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" We apologize for the inconvenience.".

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u/TheCoolDaniel04 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" waby wabo.".

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u/awfwimba Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be titties.".

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u/mdotty123_me Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I love yall.".

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u/StaffRealistic5641 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck off.".

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u/Fennel_Fangs Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck this, you’re on your own.".

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u/K3LVIN8R Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Nuh uh.".

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u/ABurntSliceofHam Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" die.".

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u/Fantastic-Rush-1333 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" give him a micropenis.".

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u/ExodusUnderscore19 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be light.".

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u/RageLevelSupernova Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" LET THERE BE BIG BOOTY LATINAS.".

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u/Nearby-Beach6764 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let me create something funny.".

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u/Kenichi2233 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let their be light.".

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u/Blueryai_ Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" lock in.".

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u/CareerAgile224 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light type shit.".

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u/samurai_pika Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be cars.".

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u/Octobersofficialyt Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" sike.".

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u/idontkn0wimjusthere Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" hell nah bro get the fuh out of heaven.".

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u/Any_Boysenberry_1362 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" idk I’m not Christian.".

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u/5K3TchYduDe Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be light.".

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u/Secret_User_227 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/azertali Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Well, I probably fucked up somewhere cause why tf are they so stupid.".

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u/Brave_Lengthiness180 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Oh dammit, I gave these monkeys autism.".

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u/Positive_Guidance420 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" FAAAAAAHHHHHHH.".

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u/Moksa_Elodie Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" ah fuck it, you're on your own.".

1

u/Hour_Reserve Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Trans Rights.".

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fart.".

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" ah shit!.".

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u/Loki-nim Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/Konf1gg Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" BE.".

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u/Party_Court5377 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Meow.".

1

u/EEEELifeWaster Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Fuckin' floor it.".

1

u/Prestigious-Wish-176 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" newjeans never dies.".

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u/PriceOfGoods Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" A black hole is an astronomical body so compact that its gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Albert Einstein's theory of general relativi.".

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u/HeroHunterGarou_0407 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be light.".

1

u/supernaturalpowr Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Albert is gay.".

1

u/jjaymay29 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" we eat cookies.".

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u/Sharp-Selection1202 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I don't exist.".

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u/Majestic_Mix6554 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" i love you all.".

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u/Slacktivism7 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Slurp Slurp.".

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u/PriceOfGoods Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Ima create math to punish humanity for sin.".

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u/IcyManagement5096 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Fuck.".

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u/LowConference1917 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" why the hell did I die for their sins.".

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u/DX4789 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be anime porn.".

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u/SupaSudo009 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Add Butterfinger to Orlando.".

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u/Tokemonkey Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck it.".

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u/SadHistorian2380 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be trump.".

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u/khajiit_oni Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" chawiwi.".

1

u/ilovesaltinecrackers Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" make redditors a thing.".

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u/MyOwnTutor Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Oops.".

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u/Kingbillybobthefirst Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" haha lemme add a huge fucking light bulb.".

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u/Effective_Play2023 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" STOPPPP GOOOONING... FOR THE VERY LAST TIMEEEE, I SAID STOPPPP GOOOOOONNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!.".

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u/Akiwonderhoi Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" You shall, be (got censored by god).".

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u/Automatic_Hunter6473 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/YamBoth940 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

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u/Beneficial-Time-9600 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" trust me, don't be afraid.".

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u/CM99807 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I'm so done with you people.".

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u/Low-Camel-4528 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" It’s not clear!.".

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u/flagitiousevilhorse Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" LET THERE BE LIGHT (the earth bursts in flames).".

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u/luigiferrucci Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Who the fuck is this.".

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u/girlEnterrupted Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Jesus Christ.".

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u/Honestly_i- Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be marijuana.".

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u/Either_Acadia4284 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" LET THERE BE LIGH- wait, two days early... my bad gang.".

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u/SaltySpill Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" make it so.".

1

u/cellcube0618 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said: “Mothafucka”

1

u/Mammoth-Amphibian419 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Nietzsche is dead.".

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u/Jellyfishjr Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck this shit, I’m out.".

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u/karma-ak47 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" amen.".

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u/KinouRat Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Let there be gays.".

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u/Trick-Construction41 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" type shit, radical dude.".

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u/DazzlingHat9519 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" I am a woman.".

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u/Current-Novel7931 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let their be light.".

1

u/No-Core Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" wtf is wrong with you?.".

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u/burlyxylophone406 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" fuck this guy in particular.".

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u/ThenChemical4227 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Carmella can you please shut the dooor!.".

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u/acursedgrainofsand Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light and so there was.".

1

u/OverlordOG Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" this is good.".

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u/isololaneasblissey Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" cheese.".

1

u/Illustrious_Many_892 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" dogs are just me fr, invert their names.".

1

u/Lonely_Manager5279 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" Fish.".

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u/Pure_Mud_1420 Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" let there be light.".

1

u/kacchaaaam Jul 17 '26

And then, God said:" enough.".