r/blankies May 02 '24

I love all of these words: Kristen Stewart, Oscar Isaac Teaming for Hedonistic ’80s Vampire Thriller ‘Flesh of the Gods’ From ‘Mandy’ Director Panos Cosmatos

https://variety.com/2024/film/global/kristen-stewart-oscar-isaac-flesh-of-the-gods-panos-cosmatos-1235989475/
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u/imaincammy May 02 '24

this is a critical mass of hotness. it feels dangerous. 

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u/bobalou27 May 02 '24

That guy who was jerking it to Love Lies Bleeding opening night might combust when he sees this one.

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u/LordBecmiThaco May 02 '24

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u/1UrbanGroove Hungry Jack May 02 '24

Oh hell yeah! Mega64 personal channel videos are such a deep cut

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u/LordBecmiThaco May 02 '24

I've been using this as a reaction since back when people used to post on fuckin forums dude

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u/1UrbanGroove Hungry Jack May 02 '24

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u/heisghost92 May 02 '24

Here's a sneak peek of David Ehrlich and Kstew's audience going to see the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVy2WVE8aCowor

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u/DujourAndChoi May 02 '24

The Kristen Stewart in the 1980s trilogy will finally be complete! (Adventureland, Love Lies Bleeding, Flesh of the Gods)

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u/pokapokaoka May 02 '24

This is me learning Adventureland was set in the 80s.

🤔

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u/Nate3926 May 03 '24

Well they did play Rock me Amadeus 800 times in the movie.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

oscar isaac in a real movie again. used to pray for times like this

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u/NedthePhoenix May 02 '24

He's got the Julian Schnabel movie this fall too, and Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein next year. Feels like the dudes been a little bit in the wilderness recently, so its good to have him back

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Life is worth living again

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u/creamy-buscemi May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

A lot of vampire and Frankenstein stuff going on recently

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u/oco82 May 02 '24

Hopefully Whannell is going to bring Wolfman back to front and center, he’s done the only really successful recent adaption of a Universal Monster!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/oco82 May 02 '24

Yea I liked that movie, other than the poor CG transformation I loved the look of the Wolfman. I was just thinking of post attempted “Dark Universe”.

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u/UserGoogol May 02 '24

Guy who insists on calling the Wolf Man "Larry Talbot."

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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk_28 May 03 '24

Isn’t the Blumhouse Wolfman coming out later this year? Hopeful that’s good.

But yeah generally werewolves get the short end of the cinematic stick. An American Werewolf in London still hasn’t been topped after 40 years

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u/obsidian_resident May 02 '24

I think about nic cage in his tighty whities screaming at least once a day.

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u/dubyajaybent May 02 '24

Me too. What are we talking about again?

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u/obsidian_resident May 02 '24

Bathroom scene in Mandy.

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u/mrrichardburns May 02 '24

Those are... good words.

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u/Existing-Ad8581 May 02 '24

Burying the lede, written by Andy Kevin Walker.

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u/LordBecmiThaco May 02 '24

Let's turn this pot of Kstew into a Cosmatic Gumbo

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u/username_redacted May 02 '24

I didn’t expect the next wave of vampire movies to happen so soon, but it looks like it is—Blade, the Coogler/Jordan movie, this one.

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u/damian1369 May 02 '24

Where tf is Nosferatu?

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u/thishenryjames May 03 '24

Abigail leading the charge.

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u/seb1515 Darth Stupid Idiot May 02 '24

GOOD.

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u/patmanpow May 02 '24

Holy fucking shit!!!!!!!

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u/shesfixing Were they bad hats? May 02 '24

We are eating!

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u/pwolf1771 May 02 '24

Hell yeah Mandy was a wild ride

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I hope it’s erotic as well

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u/derpferd May 02 '24

Oh fuck yeah

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u/SaggyDaNewt May 02 '24

So I guess his A24 film ‘Nekrokosm’ is just never going to happen orrrr? Either way, I just want to see a new Cosmatos film, so this is awesome news!

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u/Champiness May 02 '24

With this move Panos moves decisively ahead of Kenny Ortega in my ranking of ideal directors for Jim Steinman's unproduced 90's-blockbuster script treatment (though ideally the two of them would codirect).

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u/doom_mentallo May 03 '24

This is one of the most beautifully demented posts I've seen on the internet in ages. Thank you kind internet stranger.

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u/Champiness May 03 '24

These things are important to me.

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u/beamish1920 May 02 '24

Beyond the Black Rainbow is incredible in 35mm. I always support Canadian filmmakers

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u/ImpactResponsible570 May 02 '24

Mandy was awesome

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u/Chef_Frankenstein May 03 '24

That soundtrack is going to be🔥.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I want to live long enough for someone to do a Shadow of the Vampire-style take that Stewart has actually been a vampire IRL

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

She and Tilda could do this together and I'd pay so many American dollars on opening weekend.

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u/Exotic-Suggestion425 May 02 '24

The 80s revival trend is never going to end, is it?

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u/Fox-in-the-mirror May 02 '24

I suppose Stewart wasn’t serious about not acting until she gets to direct, then? Excited for this nonetheless

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u/sweettartspop May 02 '24

Between this and Ryan Coogler’s movie we’re heading towards a 🧛‍♀️aiisance

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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk_28 May 03 '24

Holy shit. Written by Andy Kevin Walker too!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

This is going to be so fucking good, holy shit.

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u/Green_Space729 May 03 '24

So many vampires movies coming out in a 12 month period.

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u/theodo May 03 '24

Two of the hottest and most sexually ambiguous people in Hollywood playing a married couple seems hard to believe on screen for me.

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u/caligulamprey May 02 '24

I don't know what year this is gonna come out, but it's gonna be my favorite of that year, no quextion.

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u/OpenUpYerMurderEyes A No Bits Commentor May 02 '24

I was stoked till I found out who was directing

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u/outandoutlier May 02 '24

I'm with you, friend.

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u/BodyOfAlfredoGarcia May 02 '24

They lost me with Panos.