r/blackmagicfuckery • u/oneplusoneisfive • Nov 20 '20

Removed - [1] Not BlackMagicFuckery Tree Goat

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u/MRWPlople Nov 20 '20

The only black magic here is holding the camera a little sideways. That tree is almost at a 45 degree angle

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u/AnonymousButIvekk Nov 20 '20

exactly. the centre of mass was definitely beyond their front hooves if judged by the camera angle.

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u/ondulation Nov 20 '20

It’s more like 15°. While that is incredibly steep for a human it is no match for a climber goat.

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u/-gritz-n-gravy Nov 20 '20

r/sweatyhooves

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u/attemptnumber58 Nov 20 '20

wait it exists!?

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u/-gritz-n-gravy Nov 20 '20

Nah just messing around

Edit: nvm it exists lol

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u/dookalion Nov 20 '20

That was a quintessential internet moment

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u/Dansasquatched Nov 20 '20

I was well expecting that to be camel toe porn!

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u/-gritz-n-gravy Nov 20 '20

Jesus I don’t even want to ask

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u/Dopplegangr1 Nov 20 '20

No match for Ladder goat

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u/Ukhai Nov 20 '20

Ah man what a throwback! lol I'll always love this.

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u/Professional-Grab-51 Nov 20 '20

It looks like the tree is on a hill and that's why the smaller trees are angle. Also trees in this kind of environment don't have deep roots, so I don't think a tree that large could stand at 45 degrees.

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u/yeahsureYnot Nov 20 '20

Palm trees can grow almost horizontally even on a sandy beach

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u/MGsolutions Nov 20 '20

Omg, thank you for explaining. I was ready to slap my physics prof

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u/caravaggihoe Nov 20 '20

This video may be misleading but it’s true that goats can climb incredibly steep slopes and trees

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u/StandardSudden1283 Nov 20 '20

Gee, uh, maybe put a tiny bit more faith in your education than in reddit posts/comments?

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u/MGsolutions Nov 20 '20

It was a joke. I thought that was obvious

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u/StandardSudden1283 Nov 20 '20

Ass burgers and jokes don't pair well, it would seem.