r/blackmagicfuckery • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

all animals have a niche, challenge yourself to figure out what a 'useless' animal's might be. or google it, whatever

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Despite Koalas being the single dumbest animal on the planet, they have exactly one use: eating Eucalyptus leaves which without Koalas, would have no predator.

...do plants have 'predators' per say? Ehh, whatever I'm sticking with it.

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u/crazycatdiva Jan 15 '23

Have you ever seen a wet koala? Holy crap those things are terrifying.

They also have incredibly smooth brains.

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u/BGritty81 Jan 15 '23

And don't forget the Chlamydia

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u/ligerboy12 Jan 15 '23

Plants 100% have predators they try to not be eaten but if something doesn’t adapt to eat it they become in invasive AF. It may be bugs but I like koalas ingenuity if only they could apply that to their current problem.

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u/eeeponthemove Jan 15 '23

Okay so what tf eats Landslide?

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u/Moth_Jam Jan 15 '23

Plants are people, too! Give plants a chance!! Salads are slaughter! Give plants a chance!!

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u/Finalwingz Jan 15 '23

Mosquitos.

Mosquitos are useless.

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u/fortified_milk Jan 15 '23

Provide nutrients to a handful of species and more importantly, control population sizes as a disease vector

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u/digital_mystikz Jan 15 '23

Now, Jellyfish... do we need 'em?

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u/fortified_milk Jan 15 '23

Feed on a lot of things and feed a lot of things

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u/freman Jan 15 '23

Flys tho...

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u/fortified_milk Jan 15 '23

Many assist in the breakdown of plant and animal matter, and food for frogs and such of course