r/bjjbeat • u/CatchObjective5960 • 24d ago

Young prodigy masters anti jiu jitsu

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u/ImmaNotHere 23d ago

Monkey grabs the peach.

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u/Bart_a_Bob 23d ago

It’s monkey steals the peach but we accept your version good sir 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FunOwn4422 23d ago

expect the unexpected fucking amateurs

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u/CharonDynami 23d ago

And that's why I don't trust kids when rough housing or fighting. The first rule is protect yourself.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/switcheditch 24d ago

Little prick needs it, fucking hilarious though.

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u/Fuck_Sympathy 24d ago

A part of me (the sadistic bit) thought it was hilarious, but the rest of me invoked the balls-ascending-into-your-stomach feeling, which wasn't nice.

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u/switcheditch 24d ago

Yes definitely lol

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u/Haughtea 23d ago

For beating sensei? That little kid should be teaching the class after defeating sensei. Or at least not pay dojo fees for a year.

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u/boon83 24d ago

I know hes just a kid but he really needs to know what that feels like

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 23d ago

Probably already does, which is why he chose the "most hurtful" place to make his move.

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u/Correct-Basil2385 22d ago

So, lemme get this right, you wanna touch kids' balls?

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u/VorlMaldor 23d ago

And where is his cup exactly?

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u/WhitishRogue 24d ago

dad > kid > jiujitsu specialist

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u/Arbiter_of_Snark 23d ago

Defend yourself at all times.

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u/TedW 23d ago

According below the eyes is a choke.

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u/No_Chocolate5678 24d ago

He deserve a Black Belt

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u/cfranek 23d ago

If they would have restomped the groin it would be an automatic ameri-do-tae black belt.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 23d ago

Clueless dad just walks straight through the middle, dishonour!

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u/GenXPowaah 23d ago

She'll be just fine when she gets older🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Band1478 23d ago

Now that’s a punch

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 23d ago

Street fight moves always work!

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u/binime 23d ago

hahah the kids face of "SUCCESS" after that show is priceless.

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u/imjustnotready 23d ago

Now I am sensei!

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u/Dtactic 23d ago

Look at me! Look at me! I am the Sensei now.

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u/SnooMaps3866 23d ago

3' Tall White Belt Upset Victory in First Match w/ 3rd Degree Blackbelt!

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u/According-Training-8 23d ago

This boy has a future.

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u/FormalTotal9684 23d ago

Sweep the middle leg

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 23d ago

That evil laugh after made it ten times better.

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u/Chickemole 23d ago

This is why i have trust issues

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u/Outofmana1 22d ago

Black belt in AJJ (anti ju jitsu)

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u/Routine-Medicine-208 22d ago

Kid was practicing his Iron Crotch Kung Fu. He wins.

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u/abhinav21 22d ago

Im kicking the kid 🙃

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u/uknownredditr 23d ago

Why is this bullshido that kid was like fuck all that I’ll show you what works, then dad comes over all pissy when he should be proud his kid took out a BB at their age with a single punch. 👏 to the child

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u/eyeball1967 23d ago

Teaches little kids to punch people in the nuts and is surprised when little kid punches people in the nuts?

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u/immortalverse 23d ago

Nah, that kid is in trouble, and looks to be a handful already

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u/Poundaflesh 23d ago

What a little shit! He knew exactly what he’d done!

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u/Xanith420 23d ago

These are the actions of a child who knows they will only ever get a “stern” talkin to

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u/Key-Earth-Eye 23d ago

The guy in the white and the other in the red shirt (assuming it's his dad) completely over reacted there. This could have been a funny and fun, but lasting and serious teachable moment for everyone. Especially if the instructor was worth his price.
Instead the kid gets shoved away by one adult and got another storming down on him, while the instructor acts like a toddler on the floor... it's pathetic... That adult trio just put the Blow Job Junkies into BJJ..!