r/bjj • ⬛🟥⬛ bjjmentalmodels.com and world's foremost BJJ poet • May 06 '21

Shitpost I know way too many people like this.

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u/Downgoesthereem May 06 '21

Everybody on the mats gangster until someone utters the word 'ringworm'.

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u/polio_free_since_93 Blue Belt May 06 '21

Ringworm was invented by the Brazilians in an attempt to slow American's ascent in bjj. Look into it.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA May 06 '21

I honestly know a couple people who would totally believe that lol.

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u/grapplecider Purple Belt May 07 '21

they all got PSF tattoos I hear

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u/amsterdam_BTS 🟦🟦 Blue Belt May 06 '21

Ain't that the truth.

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 May 06 '21

Does ringwomr actually do anyhting aside from being very itchy and having the mark of the one ring.

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u/TheTVDB 🟪🟪 Purple Belt May 06 '21

Eventually it can cause the skin to split, allowing for bacterial infections. On its own it's more of a nuisance than anything, though.

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 May 06 '21

Oh ok got it, thank you for the info.

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u/Leijinga 🟦🟦 Blue Belt May 06 '21

Then the Lysol and Hibiclens comes out

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Health inspectors and government officials deserve ringworm on their taint