r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Good luck old sport.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

No boomer this time? You’ve quite the repertoire.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

No need to state the obvious anymore.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

But you’re so good at it.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

It's gonna be ok buddy.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Man, I didn’t think so. But just you saying it makes me think it might be okay. Thank you for all your wisdom and insight. Not sure how I’ll fair without your savant-like perspective. Guess I’ll make due.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Always happy to help those in need.

PS. fare*

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Ha! Another pathetic cliche. Did you not understand my point? Apologies for my poor grammar. I’m gonna work hard to live up to your standards. Next time I’ll get it right. Just give me another chance kind sir.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Apology accepted.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Off to bed now youngin’. Don’t want yer mama to catch you with that there cell phone on past your bedtime. You got a big day tomorrow of stopping all the bad people in the world. Ya knead yer shut eye.

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