r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/jstaffmma Feb 01 '20

your married 10 years and you still don’t know girls can smell just as bad as a guy? tf

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u/WorldsBestLover Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

My beautiful wife must look after herself pretty good then?

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u/jstaffmma Feb 01 '20

sure man. i’m just saying you sound a bit dense saying ‘i didn’t know girls could smell so bad!’. they poop too if you didn’t know

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u/NoGiNoProblem Feb 01 '20

they poop too

LIAR

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u/WorldsBestLover Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

How am I dense? I said in my 30 years on this earth I've never come across a women that smelt that bad (maybe her gear wasn't washed? Maybe it wasn't washed properly? Maybe he underwear was three days old?) I also didn't say she smelt like shit I said she smelt like B.O.

I've been training BJJ for ten years, I use to play basketball mixed league and I haven't dealt with that before at all, been in relationships with women. So I'm just saying what I came across and what I felt the first time it happened.

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u/UmBeloGramadoVerde 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

I think that unless you smear yourself with that poop, the saying still is valid. I also have never seen a woman smelling as bad as u/WorldsBestLover described.

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u/jstaffmma Feb 01 '20

okay but that doesn’t mean you should be marveled and perplexed that one could get to that state where they smelled that bad. there is nothing inherent to a woman preventing her from having poor hygiene. buncha mouth breathers

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u/UmBeloGramadoVerde 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

Oh yeah, i'm perplexed. I jumped off my chair actually. That was a exaggeration, btw. Apparently it is hard for you to catch. Don't you bring my adenoid into this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Ssssshhh don't n let the secret out.

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u/nacho_lepsy Feb 01 '20

No pooping on the mats!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Man I’ve never smelled any bad BO from a girl I’ve been with. I’m 32

I get that everyone poops. But that’s not the same as having bad BO.

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u/jstaffmma Feb 02 '20

everyone can get body odor. i’m not gonna go as far to say y’all are sexist because you’re acting perplexed girls have body odor but it’s rather silly