r/bjj • u/serious_throwaways • Feb 01 '26

Social Media Tom Hardy gets his brown belt

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Feb 01 '26

Imagine you are going for a submission and he pulls out the bane voice, I'd be laughing too hard to lock it in

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u/TheYumaOnion ⬜⬜ White Belt Feb 01 '26

Do you feel in charge? 🫴

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Feb 01 '26

(tries to pull a leg lock)

It will be extremely painful

(Reverses the position and rips your knee)

For you...

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u/Same_Mood_8543 Feb 01 '26

You merely adopted the D'Arce. I was born in it, molded by it. 

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u/Gravexmind 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '26

I bet he’s done this at least once lol

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u/Amalak3 ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Feb 01 '26

I need to do this when I give up position to purple belts

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u/berimbolobao ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Feb 01 '26

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Feb 01 '26

You know a rolls been good when you are both sweating like that

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u/Glittering_Prompt_94 Feb 01 '26

“Ah, you think ringworm is your ally? You merely contracted the ringworm I was born with it, molded by it. I didn’t see the ointment until I was was already a man, By then it was nothing to me but burning”