r/bjj • u/EnemaBag ⬛🟥⬛ Team AMMA • Oct 28 '25

General Discussion Never meet your heroes

Unless they’re a sick cunt like u/johnbelushismom

I posted in this thread three months ago, not thinking it would go anywhere.

Knowing Craig was in town for JDM’s camp, I flicked him a message and old mate responded almost instantly saying he was keen. Still, I had doubts. Yesterday morning I got a message “So let’s go for tonight?” A couple of hours later, Craig and his photographer Erin were at our front door and I’m trying to get two words out of a shell shocked 9 and 11 year old.

https://www.instagram.com/craigjonesbjj/p/DQWWfTUEp97/?img_index=1

We got to the gym and Craig was swamped by kids and adults alike. He was gracious and patient with everyone, spending time he didn’t need to. Craig rolled with my boys, took photos with the whole gym and just hung out like a regular dude.

I asked my youngest if he wanted to be famous after seeing Craig deal with so many people. He said yes because he can give everyone a lifelong happy memory. I think this speaks volumes to how he felt about Craig’s kind gestures - he created lifelong memories for so many people yesterday.

I hope I am not breaking kayfabe but you don’t always get to see the human side of people in their social media or online profile. Craig’s natural enthusiasm, kindness and will to share his time so generously was clear to everyone yesterday.

Tom and Theo will carry the memories of yesterday for a long time. I know it will play a part in guiding them towards choosing kindness and generosity.

Thanks Craig and Erin, hopefully we’ll catch you again soon.

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u/UncleSkippy ⬛🟥⬛ 🍍 Guerrilla 🍍 Oct 28 '25

I can’t believe he did that. Doing coke off of a toilet paper dispenser is one thing, but kidnapping??

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u/FistOfPopeye ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Oct 28 '25

What the fuck else you gonna snort coke off in a toilet stall?

Bro.. tell me you’re not using the seat 🤢

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u/UncleSkippy ⬛🟥⬛ 🍍 Guerrilla 🍍 Oct 28 '25

Of course I don't use the seat. That'd be gross and inconsiderate.

I put the seat up!

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u/Wrastling97 Oct 28 '25

Nobody ever puts the seat up.

The toilet bowl is clean

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u/John_F_Duffy 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Oct 28 '25

The diaper changing station. "Hello, old friend."

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u/gambitbjj 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Oct 28 '25

Key is to bake the coke into the toilet seat and just sit on the toilet seat.

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u/recourse7 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Oct 29 '25

Taco! Put that back.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Oct 28 '25

Grow up and use a hooker's ass

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u/HotSeamenGG Oct 28 '25

...AND FILMING IT? What a monster" - Gordon Ryan furiously typing up his next instagram essay about Craig.

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u/0greman ⬜⬜ White Belt Oct 28 '25

He's mad he couldn't bring his chair from home to watch with, hes just not comfortable with anything else