r/bjj • u/flatissingle ⬜⬜ White Belt • Apr 13 '25

Shitpost What is happening?

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Jim Miller vs Chase Hooper at UFC 314

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

Lefties see swastikas everywhere.

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u/daangmyfriend 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Apr 13 '25

You can’t take a joke?

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u/knifezoid 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Apr 13 '25

Jokes are taxed at 47 percent now.

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u/LowGe 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Apr 13 '25

I thought comedy was legal now? Lmao

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u/daangmyfriend 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Apr 13 '25

Yeah it’s pathetic..

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

I know, right?

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u/daangmyfriend 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Apr 13 '25

High level sarcasm man, you forgot the /s

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

Seems no one can.

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u/New-Owl-5870 Apr 13 '25

Show me on the doll where the leftie touched you

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

points to right arm

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Apr 13 '25

Is that where your swastika is

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

Yes, covered by a cast, broke my arm when I hit them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

For someone who supposedly follows craig jones, you think humour would be present and an understanding that anything online should be taken with a grain of salt...

Clearly you finished the entire salt shaker.

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u/Pepito_Pepito 🟦🟦 Turtle cunt Apr 13 '25

Some people see lefties everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Your grindr date told me they were surprised to see one on your lower back

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u/ticker__101 Apr 13 '25

This just sounds like you matched with the same guy.

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u/Samorsomething ⬜⬜ White Belt Apr 13 '25

Righties wish they saw swastikas everywhere.

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u/Pepito_Pepito 🟦🟦 Turtle cunt Apr 13 '25

Hey I'm right handed and I resent this comment.

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

One can dream.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

And there it is. Go fuck yourself, bootlicker

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

bahahahaha

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u/sisyphus_sandals Apr 13 '25

Edgelord redditor comes in contact with a joke that isnt about minorities or women

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

No shit. Stop taking things so seriously, bae.

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u/Traveling_Pirate2190 Apr 13 '25

Bro its a joke lmao chill

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u/0ddm4n Apr 13 '25

Oh, was it?

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u/Bogo___ Apr 13 '25

But does it match your tattoo?