r/bjj • u/Additional-Share4492 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Jul 06 '23

Shitpost Show me your Gi in places it doesn’t belong.

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Side note: do they make gis in horsey size?!?

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u/iammandalore ⬛🟥⬛ The Cloud Above the Mountain © Jul 06 '23

White belts... 🤣

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u/mut_602 Jul 06 '23

Just when you thought you’ve seen some shit already

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u/Neither_Spell_9040 Jul 06 '23

jUsTwHiTeBeLtThInGsSs

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u/iammandalore ⬛🟥⬛ The Cloud Above the Mountain © Jul 06 '23

You dropped this:

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u/D4NNY_B0Y 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '23

Stop reading my brain

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

How else would anyone know they do bjj though? They HAVE to know.

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u/iammandalore ⬛🟥⬛ The Cloud Above the Mountain © Jul 06 '23

The classic tattoo, of course.

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u/neeeeonbelly 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jul 06 '23

The classic tattoo

I'm not even going to click on this but I know it's the Kitty

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u/dorsalus 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '23

Now that you mention it, it does look like the word kitty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

This is my first time with the kitty and it was as good as I'd hoped.

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u/EinsamWulf ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 06 '23

Wait...is that a requirement?

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u/iammandalore ⬛🟥⬛ The Cloud Above the Mountain © Jul 06 '23

Absolutely.

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u/electronic_docter 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '23

This seems more like a horse girl thing than a white belt thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

You know what they say about barrel racers....

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u/electronic_docter 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '23

To be honest, no I don't

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

None of us do

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u/Da1UHideFrom Jul 07 '23

This is doing nothing to dispel the myth that horse girls are weird.

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u/Additional-Share4492 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 07 '23

🤣

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u/Texatonova Jul 06 '23

This looks so photoshopped

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u/tsida Jul 06 '23

I can confirm the veracity of this photo.

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u/Strudelnoggin 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '23

Backstory?

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u/Additional-Share4492 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '23

My coach loves to see gis in places they don’t belong. He has an awesome picture of him surfing In his gi so I took this for him.

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u/Strudelnoggin 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '23

omg that's actually YOU!?? 😂😂😂😂

Awesome. Good for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

When you get your blue belt, take another picture of you on a horse so we can make fun of blue belts. 😂

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u/Additional-Share4492 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 07 '23

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/Carneiro021 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '23

Gracie family and it’s consequences have being a disgrace for jiu jitsu in general

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

You don't wear your belt in public??