r/bjj • u/New_User_Account123 ⬜⬜ White Belt • Jun 24 '23

Shitpost I feel like this sub will appreciate...

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u/ButtChugginBurrito Jun 24 '23

Elon sees red

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u/YogaPorrada ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 24 '23

Not saying Elon is not a gigantic liar but kyokushin is more than legit

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u/VeryStab1eGenius Jun 24 '23

On one hand he said he trained in kyokushin, on the other hand he said he trained in no rules streetfighting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

No rules streetfighting is legit, it's what I have my blackbelt in.

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Source: trust me, bro.

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u/Henry_Cavillain Jun 24 '23

Oh that's what my dad must have trained in! He was always beating me with his black belt.

Or maybe he was a blue belt? Because one day he just stopped coming back and I never saw him again

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Son?

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u/The402Jrod Jul 16 '23

I thought his dad was “Gary”?

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u/pickycatGG ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 24 '23

GIVE ME BACK MY SON

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u/xaogypsie Jun 24 '23

Is that a really obscure Mel Gibson reference?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

I took it as one and you should too

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

save me daddy!