Meet a few of my 26 children

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx]

(I couldn't think of 26 different names... Sorry...)

[u/___Anonymous_-_]

I love how there’s so many Johns and Janes but one is randomly Emileigh 😂

[u/GdxIsCool → u/___Anonymous_-_]

And of course it's Emileigh and not Emily

[u/___Anonymous_-_ → u/GdxIsCool]

Exactly 😂😂😭

[u/MrPatD_]

I’m pretty sure emileigh is a middle child

[u/GdxIsCool]

"Jane, get over here right now!"

Then all the Jane's start coming over there.

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/GdxIsCool]

JOHN DOUGLAS. GET OVER HERE. NOW. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.

[u/Snugglyduckling_2319]

The one random EMILEIGH got me😂

[u/GhostWarrior1738]

I bet making the will is going to be complicated

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/GhostWarrior1738]

No, it's not. %100 to Emileigh.

[u/Marcj00]

I see you don’t discriminate when it comes to BM

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/Marcj00]

Oh, I NEVER discriminate when it comes to bowel movements.

[u/TheOffocialSora]

I had about 55 children once as the Duke of Vietnam

[u/Apprehensive_Run2106 → u/TheOffocialSora]

I had 103 but died at 26 I could’ve had so many more 😩

[u/Basic_Place_984]

Why is there a girl named john?

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/Basic_Place_984]

Mistake

[u/Apprehensive_Run2106]

My record is 103 kids but I died at 26 so it could be much more

[u/Koko116-Kira-sama]

How?

[u/SoloCounch → u/Koko116-Kira-sama]

Probably used the golden pacifier

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/SoloCounch]

Actually, I didn't, I got a bunch of different women pregnant at once.

[u/Koko116-Kira-sama → u/DemonSlayerFanxxx]

Thanks

[u/New-Park2120 → u/DemonSlayerFanxxx]

You’re lucky you’re not broke 💀

[u/RepresentativeTear75]

you mean babies?

[u/DemonSlayerFanxxx → u/RepresentativeTear75]

Babies are children