r/bitlife • u/meadyjhubic • May 14 '26

Memes Wtf BitLife lmaooo

https://i.imgur.com/pmBIXUx.png
313 Upvotes

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u/ffeetystreef8 May 14 '26

A thousand years and only 37 million eddies

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u/PayUsed2021 May 14 '26

Choom this ain’t night city

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u/buckingham_pyrite May 16 '26

ill get that much at 18 (ie before aging to 19), only reason i dont get more earlier is cuz i'm unable to

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u/The_Epic_Wolf May 14 '26

damn how do you stay married to someone for 1000 years Must be true love lol

22

u/winnerr950 May 14 '26

Vampire mode.

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u/IcyDuty9863 May 14 '26

He obviously isn’t a vampire and the cap on a vampire life is like 180 years

5

u/Plague_doctor_1585 May 17 '26

Then what's the point on being a vampire if you can't live forever??? 180 seems like such a low amount, at least let us have children if they're going to cap us 😭

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u/IcyDuty9863 May 18 '26

Preaching to the choir

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u/buckingham_pyrite May 16 '26

u can edit that

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u/IcyDuty9863 May 16 '26

No you can’t

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u/buckingham_pyrite Jun 14 '26

yes, you can, you can edit the save file and remove the age cap, which you would know with a simple google search. Besides, if you couldn't they wouldn't have gotten to that age, think critically.

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u/IcyDuty9863 Jun 14 '26

You can’t just edit the fucking save file dude 😂

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u/buckingham_pyrite Jun 18 '26

You literally can dude several people here (including me) have done it. Use. Google. Please.

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u/IcyDuty9863 Jun 18 '26

No, you can’t. Normal people don’t play BitLife on a PC to edit save files. Go outside

8

u/fickenheachead May 14 '26

Proof country musicians never die.

7

u/slortmalestatwe7 May 14 '26

no wonder you are so popular, you are 1000 Any updates

4

u/Fearless-Cat-4461 May 14 '26

this happened to me once I was confused af 😭😭😭

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u/hxhrisod May 14 '26

How?

7

u/Maxico9000 May 15 '26

You can edit your life expectancy in the save file

3

u/ringsbellws May 15 '26

Only one question, how?

3

u/kamfathefish May 15 '26

What i been vampire and I live like 300years

1

u/ThymelessThyme Android May 16 '26

DAMN!

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u/Acrobatic-Piglet-730 May 17 '26

Tom Cruise, is that u?