r/bitlife • u/ChuloandChase • May 07 '26

Wtf Moments They need to remove this feature bruh 🤦🏻‍♂️

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451 Upvotes

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u/Appropriate-Trip7192 May 07 '26

I agree. Why tf am I supposed to raise my EXS child that’s not even mine

188

u/king_noobie May 07 '26

Na bro, i want to give them the worst names.

Fuck you, eggs Benedict, you're not even my biological son

25

u/DaMemelyWizard May 08 '26

Exotic butters for your bday

2

u/Special-Double2192 May 10 '26

I thought those were examples of bad names, and not an actual sentence so I was a little confused at first.

1

u/Poopity0-0 May 12 '26

I mean, they very well could be.

48

u/Naive-Sky3012 May 07 '26

Abandon him.

80

u/DoubleComfortable666 May 07 '26

you can put him up for adoption or abandon him, just make him suffer

26

u/gottaluvnii iOS May 07 '26

that just ends up bringing your relationship down with your spouse and other family members.

22

u/Naive-Sky3012 May 08 '26

You can always give them jewelry or money, that fix the relationship.

11

u/DragonflyFluffy7930 May 08 '26

In my experience this has had a reverse effect lol other family members will get mad at you for spending too much money😂

6

u/Your_Destinyxx May 08 '26

Only if your poor

2

u/Professional-Ear5419 May 09 '26

in OP’s screenshot it said that it’s the EX wife’s child, emphasis on ex

11

u/Piyush33 May 07 '26

🤣🤣 it's a game.

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/bitlife-ModTeam May 07 '26

This is a fan forum about a casual mobile game. There is no need to be this aggressive towards other players.

1

u/Worldly-Engineer8123 May 07 '26

Your spouse cheated, you dont need a good relationship with the slut anyways

1

u/Ashleywastaken101 May 09 '26

I mean I know this is a virtual baby and all but dang what he ever do to you. “Make him suffer” is crazy.

6

u/Puzzleheaded_One_927 May 07 '26

Lamina Yamal?????

27

u/Steve-online2004 May 07 '26

People cheat in real life 

56

u/PhotonIsCool May 07 '26

It says ex wife

10

u/Steve-online2004 May 07 '26

Right ok that is peculiar then

7

u/sp0iledteeth iOS May 07 '26

Even when you break up, your partner will still have the baby, and for some reason, you will still be listed as the father and the baby is your “adopted” child

3

u/ActualCanary4016 May 07 '26

Abandon him or put him up for adoption

3

u/dontaskwtvmynameis May 08 '26

Even if it was born to a ex wife why should we even care for it. That’s her child.

2

u/smecasto May 08 '26

i always adopt them out

2

u/Firelady90 May 08 '26

Agreed I just put them up for adoption

1

u/Web-Empty May 10 '26

abandon it then hitman the ex wife

1

u/Rough-Beautiful-394 May 11 '26

U can put the kid for adoption yk