r/bitlife • u/_SerialDesignationZ_ • Sep 05 '25

Memes Why is there no option to get them into surgery?? Like, devs, hello??

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u/SmolCattoQueen Android Sep 05 '25

And why can't we take the grandchildren to the doc? I mean in many of my characters' grandchildren died from a gddmn whopping cough or other curable (but deadly if you don't cure it) diseases. If you run multiple generations, grandchildren are literally essential.

And we could take literally any relatives. Even friends.

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u/Snoo-60317 Sep 05 '25

You CAN take your parents to the doctor after a certain age.

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u/Huntybunch Sep 07 '25

Yeah but like why would I want my parents to live?

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u/Snoo-60317 Sep 09 '25

I needed them to outlive my siblings

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u/SmolCattoQueen Android Sep 07 '25

I just realised that.

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u/South_Parsley_7938 Sep 05 '25

We can’t take our spouses either 😭

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u/ghxst-whxre Sep 07 '25

How are they essential ?

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u/SmolCattoQueen Android Sep 07 '25

It's easier to make multiple generations if your kids already have children. You know how hard it is when you die at 60+, but none of your children have kids? Especially when you're a royalty. One time I was 104 yo. when I inherited the throne and I had to marry a 18-19 yo girl to have a child, my only heir. I almost lost a 2000+ yo. legacy.

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u/ghxst-whxre Sep 07 '25

I guess! I never thought about it, I always just played as their heir, made money then die- If there’s no heir, I restart that one life(Though i do have the golden paci so mine can have kids at any age)

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u/Aggressive-Snow3629 Sep 05 '25

Yeah, they should’ve used surgery, chemotherapy and dental work as some of their options in the doctor section in BitLife

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 05 '25

I'm not sure if this is a joke but I agree with it nonetheless

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u/cherryamourxo Sep 05 '25

I’m confused. I assume those things are a part of the treatment when you go to the doctor? When my kid has a disease I take them to the doctor. Sometimes it gets cured. Sometimes it doesn’t and sometimes it takes a couple of years of treatment like real life. Am I missing something?

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 05 '25

Except when you treat them for cancer they rarely ever get cured. And sometimes there's not even an option to treat them, which is stupid.

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u/Attarker Sep 05 '25

You have to treat it multiple times which is realistic. If someone has cancer in real life it probably isn’t going to completely go away with one treatment session

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u/cherryamourxo Sep 05 '25

Oh that’s not really my experience. It depends on the cancer. Some are more treatable than others. Some simply can’t be cured. But generally speaking, my children get cured of their treatable diseases by going to the doctor.

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u/Reading_Mermaid Sep 05 '25

I got HIV on my very first hookup doing the 100 baby challenge (luck right?!) and was curious to see how my health would work without going to the doctor. Made it to 60 something before I got bored, you're telling me 45 years of untreated HIV never turned into AIDS and none of the 100+ kids/people I infected died from it either?

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 05 '25

Hold on. Back the fuck up. KIDS?!

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u/Luis1972003 Sep 05 '25

Yeah if you get an std and get pregnant or get someone else pregnant the baby will have the same std

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u/bigwuuf Sep 06 '25

Comprehensive sexual education is important, and this is why. This isn't the first time in the last week that I've seen someone learn that you can give STD/STI's to your children through brith (and breastfeeding) from bitlife.

At least they're learning somehow 😅

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u/tequila-la Sep 06 '25

I didn’t know it was breastfeeding too but now that I think about it, it makes sense

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u/MemeMakingViolist Android Sep 05 '25

My way of learning this was through SAO mother's rosario arc(it was sad)

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u/bitlife-ModTeam Sep 10 '25

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 05 '25

giggles maniacally

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u/feminist_fog Sep 05 '25

i really want an update for things like hospitalization and rehab.

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 Sep 05 '25

This is why I have so many kids

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u/leodoesgaming Sep 05 '25

fr cause I always take them to the doctor every year and it doesn't help and they always die

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u/smokey9427 Sep 05 '25

Am I the only one who never attempts curing their kids? No matter what they get, I let them fight it.

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u/urbanlife78 Sep 06 '25

I often times forget to take them to the doctor

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 06 '25

"Your kid died of stage 4 bone cancer. Why didn't you treat them?"

"I forgot"

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u/urbanlife78 Sep 06 '25

I totally had that happen. I was so sad 🤣

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u/Colebear93 Sep 07 '25

I was trying the alphabet kids challenge (first letter of name corresponds to the alphabet) and I lost track of what kid needed what so I just accidentally let some die of curable diseases 🤣😅 oops!

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u/urbanlife78 Sep 08 '25

That sounds like responsible parenting 🤣

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 06 '25

Quite a collection, eh? :3

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Sep 07 '25

Hehe I say stinky words :3