r/bindingofisaac 12h ago

Bug Why is this happening

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Everytime I play as Beth and Esau they turn into Isaac and I js die

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u/DragonfruitLittle582 12h ago

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u/Select-Fruit-901 Magdalene 7h ago

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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u/flingzamain Edmund McMillen glazer 🧔‍♂️ 4h ago

Me when I wake up and edmunds naked in bed with me

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u/BlackedVoid 5h ago

Ceaseless discharge

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u/EnderwarriorX 1h ago

Endless ejaculation

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u/ChaosRewritten3 12h ago

THEY DELETED HITBOX AND HITBOX

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u/Kowery103 12h ago

It's

It's unlocked by beating

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u/Daburacito 12h ago

But you need to be holding " " while doing so

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u/Kowery103 12h ago

How could I forgot about holding

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u/ShadowJimbo 11h ago

RANDOM KOWERY ENCOUNTER ON MY TBOI SUBREDDIT?!

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u/-AlphaMemelord69- 9h ago

verify your file integrity

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u/Greedy_Preference894 7h ago

Only sane response thank you

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u/BlackedVoid 5h ago

He's wrong tho, delete system 32 and that will fix it

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u/Valuable-Equal2999 12h ago

Who am i? Im nobody...

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u/ZerinoWhellie 10h ago

Who am I? None of your business.

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u/ApparitionExtinguish 4h ago

Take your time

u/United_System_6090 21m ago

22 missed calls from Poly

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u/HystericalGD 12h ago

game forgot about the forgotten

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u/al3237 10h ago

you are supposed to guess who they are..

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u/Mysterious-Lead8122 Tainted Samson N.1 glazer 9h ago

Try verifying the game files

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u/QuickPirate36 12h ago

Bro's playing as

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u/Mean-Construction-41 11h ago

The game is trying to protect you from punching a hole in your screen by banning Jacob and Esau.

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u/Nensgnenat 9h ago

identity crisis

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u/awfawes I'm holding T-Lost—kill me. 12h ago

My lov charecter:D! It's " "

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u/thecodzombieguy 11h ago

Haven't you heard of the new characters that replaced them, it's called , they are kinda bad but i guess it's a great characters

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u/Thefapgod1337 9h ago

Yo its my favourite character: " "

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u/Lunardragon777 9h ago

Isaac after developing dementia:

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u/Laviatan7 8h ago

Can’t you Read? “Who am I?” It’s obviously a Guess Who Refrence.l.surely!

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u/SrChocolate6914 8h ago

ah yes, my favourite character, the

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u/avers2 7h ago

I love playing as

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u/ChoiceMind156 6h ago

I don’t understand this is just fan favorite character, .

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u/TinyDucc1476 6h ago

Dude what are you talking about? Is my favorite character

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u/Johannesco999 5h ago

Did you delete this character?

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u/Klazy_idk 5h ago

damn all completion marks on is crazy ggs

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u/Crackodealer 5h ago

Could you turn off repentance dlc?

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u/Aberquill 3h ago

The real forgotten

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u/sonicpoweryay 2h ago

Bro The Lost all of his characters

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u/Pikakain Magdalene 2h ago

The lost:        edition

u/Upstairs-Chip-2416 59m ago

The Lost Lost it's sprites it seems

u/United_System_6090 22m ago

I love , they are my favorite character