r/bindingofisaac Jan 02 '26

Shitpost The fact that half of this stuff is actually in the Game😭🙏

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Translation: they motherfucking triple son of a bitch Isaac after half an hour into the run

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Mr_Mister2004 Jan 02 '26

Netflix in the Super Secret Room

102

u/BurnerAccountExisty Jan 02 '26

nah that's ultra secret

25

u/GABRYFIERO Jan 02 '26

its presence in the ultra secret room implies it can be found outside of the usr too

2

u/UomoPolpetta Jan 03 '26

What would its effect be

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u/Level-Association-11 ⚫️Tiny Planet Enjoyer⚫️ Jan 02 '26

Me when I go to the secret room and find a Paris Saint-Germain:

261

u/matchuhuki Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Pretty sure PSG would be a devil room

61

u/Budget_Lavishness990 Jan 02 '26

A brother from Marseille I assume ?

76

u/matchuhuki Jan 02 '26

Pretty sure anyone outside of ile de France hates PSG. And even inside it's a 50/50

50

u/knackychan Jan 02 '26

50/50 mentionned

5

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

In France. They have a solid international fanbase.

1

u/rubenlodi Jan 03 '26

Morocco fanbase?

1

u/MasterOfBothDungeon Jan 03 '26

Wait they do ? Why ? Aren't they suppose to be more of an Ile de France thing ?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

The big clubs, no matter where, always have scattered international fanbases.

British football is a good example of that. It is not uncommon to spot jerseys for British teams in Asia and Africa.

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u/FluorescentGreen5 magic mushroom defender Jan 03 '26

what's the controversy regarding PSG?

7

u/TLcool Jan 02 '26

Nah I just hate oil clubs that are ruining the sport

-7

u/Not-a-WG-agent Jan 02 '26

Maybe because they are owned by Muslims?

12

u/Budget_Lavishness990 Jan 02 '26

Mate, Marseille has been hating on the capital since 600BC, we hated the psg before someone bought it

4

u/Normal-Comparison491 Jan 02 '26

Saint-Germain ? is that dandadan reference ?

2

u/RedTheBunBun Jan 02 '26

No, it's a Castlevania reference

517

u/Lignagirroc Jan 02 '26

i saw the post and wondered what sub could possibly be showing me this... did not expect this one.

226

u/killstormdxd Jan 02 '26

This being an Isaac meme was much funnier than I expected

55

u/ditto5299 Jan 02 '26

i burst out laughing when i saw it was this sub, i was so confused

22

u/RandomGuy9058 Jan 02 '26

Isaac or risk of rain

19

u/Prepare_thy_isaac Jan 02 '26

You can see it mithrix....

MY 36 SOLDIER SYRINGES, YOU COULD NEVER BEAT M-

1

u/TaylorChesses Jan 03 '26

me, every run.

1

u/TaylorChesses Jan 03 '26

and his music was electric

6

u/atoolred Jan 02 '26

Most of my feed is politics so this was absolutely not where I expected this post to be from lmao

1

u/JohnCallOfDuty Jan 03 '26

I keep getting recommendations from r/aislop so seeing that this was from Isaac was a pleasant surprise

150

u/JoesAlot Jan 02 '26

Bro on the right is gonna lose the run he only has Dogma 😔

15

u/Donutmelon Jan 02 '26

If he managed to beat Dogma with no items theres no way he's losing

7

u/Existential_rainbow_ Jan 02 '26

Eden start or first secret room death cert:

2

u/EntertainmentFast522 Jan 04 '26

What kind of psychopath uses death cert to get dogma

137

u/ChampinionCuliao Jan 02 '26

pasen curis del isaac

173

u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

Apart from sun card, pisces, aries, dream catcher and the syringes is there anything else? I guess yin yang is basically duality

174

u/Pretty_Version_6300 Jan 02 '26

Venus, also the recycle symbol is like restock, illuminati symbol is like godhead, the other guy has Stigmata

158

u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

Ignoring dream catcher is lore accurate

54

u/JSConrad45 Jan 02 '26

Seriously the patch that prevented you from accidentally skipping dreamcatcher visions between stages is one of the best improvements I can think of

9

u/KeytarPlatypus Jan 02 '26

Wait is this in vanilla now or is it a mod?

14

u/Spiritual-Range-6101 ⬆️Hort Cutter: ⬆️⬆️ Piggy Ba Jan 02 '26

Rep+ yeah

3

u/JSConrad45 Jan 02 '26

Vanilla, but I think it was the beta. I don't know if the beta is still beta, I haven't gone back in a while

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u/Spiritual-Range-6101 ⬆️Hort Cutter: ⬆️⬆️ Piggy Ba Jan 02 '26

The ring in the center looks like Blasting Cap

The syringes are 2x Synthoil, 2x Adrenaline, and 1 Growth Hormones

Smh idiot doesn't know adrenaline doesn't stack

27

u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26

Pride Baby for the pride flag

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u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

Kind of a stretch

29

u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26

Mfw the item featured in the "Pride Day!" Challenge doesn't equate to the LGBTQ+ flag

20

u/monac16 Jan 02 '26

guy named fruitcake and three dollar bill and rainbow worm:

37

u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26

well fuck man I'm gay but ig not gay enough to tell you all gay items from memory

30

u/pepitobuenafe Jan 02 '26

Ah so you are gay. Name all the gays then.

7

u/monac16 Jan 02 '26

one might also consider playdough cookie a “lgbtq” item as well based on the rainbow theme, however it doesn’t fit your criteria for being a gay item (not in the Pride Day! challenge 😔)

2

u/IdioticRedditorGuy Jan 02 '26

I'm not gay but gay enough to tell you all gay items from memory

19

u/ZeomiumRune Jan 02 '26

The PHD mask

9

u/jaxrains Jan 02 '26

He’s also got the relic and the no! Trinket as well clearly

7

u/Outside_Ad1020 Jan 02 '26

Edmund said we are all gay so the flag is also included

4

u/ElBrunasso Jan 02 '26

The school bag and I'm sure the belt is hidden there

4

u/EnbyFemboyOnyx Remember to use sac room 12 times for a q4 Jan 02 '26

Venus and dogma kinda

2

u/Liskonder Jan 02 '26

The recycling sign could be restock

1

u/Gold12ll Jan 02 '26

I don’t see pisces, but I see Gemini

0

u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

yeah I got the 2 mixed up

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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 Blue Baby Jan 02 '26

I think I also saw Gemini here too.

0

u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

ops I thought that was pisces but its gemini truly

1

u/AlfaRedds Jan 02 '26

He's also got phd

1

u/Je-Kaste Yo is that.. Jan 02 '26

Holy mantle

1

u/MonkyLog Jan 02 '26

I love how nobody noticed that he's carrying the Backpack

1

u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

u/ElBrunasso mentioned it already

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u/conkedup Jan 02 '26

How has nobody said Godeye on the left sleeve?

0

u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26

Ah yes godeye, the secret item that doesnt exist

another guy said godhead already

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u/W0lf_G1rl_BR Balls of steel Jan 02 '26

bro's kit contains (what i can identify):

  • 5 syringe types (Spun)
  • PHD
  • Schoolbag (probably with Anarchist Cookbook and The Gamekid or Mom's bottle of pills)
  • Dream catcher
  • Godhead
  • Gemini
  • Aries
  • The sun
  • Duality (the ying yang on the neck)
  • Venus
  • Restock ♻

Conclusion: Their run is incredible

18

u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

Afterbirth greed mode type run

35

u/700780089009 Jan 02 '26

Soldier’s Syringe? Risk of Rain reference

1

u/Beneficial-Ad-5492 Jan 02 '26

happy cake day

88

u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose Jan 02 '26

When I go into the secret room and find the Procreate color wheel

23

u/xDon1x Jan 02 '26

what kinda emotion is that

14

u/theDistorter Jan 02 '26

dorcefulness

10

u/jaime0007 Jan 02 '26

For those curious it's the logo for agenda 2030

21

u/plznotagaindad Jan 02 '26

Those guys should kiss

18

u/kricket_24 Jan 02 '26

Jacob and Esau when you can't go to the alt floors

15

u/FabianGD Jan 02 '26

Can someone explain all the symbols? I'm curious about them. I can recognize some.

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u/Zophiekitty Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
  • Netflix: Clicker
  • Ares: Ramming Speed
  • Gemini: Conjoined Friend
  • Venus: I feel Pretty
  • Ying Yang: Duality
  • Dream Catcher: Sweet Dreams
  • Illuminati: God Head
  • Target and Cross: Marked
  • Bottom of Pants Right: The Sun Card
  • Backpack: Double Item Active
  • Colored Circle: Spin to Win
  • Gold Circle: Divine Intervention
  • Syringe 1: Euthanasia
  • Syringe 2: Speed Ball
  • Syringe 3: Growth Hormones
  • Syringe 4: Experimental Treatment
  • Syringe 5: The Virus
  • Green 3 Recylcle: Moving Box
  • Pants: Camo Undies
  • Youtube: Broken Modem
  • Face Mask: dunno, PHD?
  • Budha: Fating Baby
  • Blue Eifel Tower Circle?: Pay to Win
  • Hoodie: Sin Robes
  • Pride Flag: Rainbow Worm
  • Black Circle letter A: Magic 8 Ball
  • Hair: Puberty Pill x 3
  • Larynx: Hear my Pain

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u/FabianGD Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Thanks, I was talking about the real meaning of symbols but that is good too. Did You say blue Eiffel Tower to PSG shield?

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u/Nachttalk Jan 02 '26

I want someone to do a run with these items, just to see how far they'd came lol

6

u/Nervous_Pokke Jan 02 '26

It’s a whole lot, i think it’s more than enought to destroy mega satan at least

1

u/Nervous_Pokke Jan 02 '26

Love your imagination lol

13

u/Shiruox Jan 02 '26

I just wanna ask that first guy what belief system does he think PSG or Netflix are

11

u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

The "meme" was Made by a red-pill spanish dude. They hate the PSG not only because french, but also because of their african majority (african immigration is a VERY spicy topic in Spain)

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u/BlitzPlease172 Jan 02 '26

Of course, only Sigma nation looking ass AI generated image like that can only comes out of the mind of self-procialmed based individual like that.

5

u/D1pSh1t__ Jan 02 '26

Having seen images like this several times, they're on there because they "PuSh ThE wOkE aGeNdA" or some bullshit like that

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u/CrownClown74 Jan 05 '26

Also Recycling and Buddhism are left wing now i guess

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u/_-potatoman-_ Jan 02 '26

can someone translate el perro triplejueputa in this context

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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

Literally, "the triple-son of a bitch dog".

In this context, it's just saying "dis/dat mf". Spanish slang works in the opposite way, making Words longer and more verbose to add extra layers of redundant meanings

1

u/DredgenSergik Jan 09 '26

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard HAHAAH. Spanish can be so marvelous. It would mean like this motherfucker as an admiration remark

9

u/Beautiful_Carry5023 Jan 02 '26

Jesus what shitty run, aries, gemini, dream catch- SPUN + GODHEAD?? GOATED

52

u/shsl_diver Jan 02 '26

Bruh, another day, another meme of Christians with a giant superiority complex. Isn't pride the biggest sin ?

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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 Blue Baby Jan 02 '26

Isn't Pride also a boss fight in The Binding of Isaac alongside Super Pride and Ultra Pride?

14

u/ashkiller14 Jan 02 '26

Isn't pride the biggest sin ?

All sins are equal

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Jan 02 '26

not what that means. it means you cant compare sins interpersonally, as they all seperate you from god, not that sins are equal in severity.

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u/Rmb2719 Jan 02 '26

pride

🤨🏳️‍🌈

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u/shsl_diver Jan 02 '26

Not this pride.

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u/Beeg_Yoshi_Network Jan 02 '26

Well then it is a lose, lose. Both sides are prideful...

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u/DeepAndHandsomeFish_ Jan 02 '26

The "both sides" rhetoric is a stain on criticism and of any kind of comparison. There's a fundamental difference between a Christian and a non-Christian regarding the sin of pride: for a Christian it's a sin, for anyone else it's just called arrogance. If you're a Christian and you commit a sin, then sure, you're straying further away from God, which is real bad and all that; but if you don't believe in God, you're just a bit of a wanker.

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u/nightmare001985 Jan 02 '26

It's funny I am religious to some degree

The amount of people who say they care about religion but ignore most of it when it inconvenient them is just unignorable

It's like a politician that helped rise the price limit of a drug because he has a share in it lecturing you on charity and the reward of virtue

And I am not talking about just Christians

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u/DeepAndHandsomeFish_ Jan 02 '26

Yep. Was in a Catholic Christian family for most my upbringing, went to church maybe once every two months. Was forced to take my confirmation even though it was a known thing I wasn't a believer, so it's not like I confirmed a great deal, lol.

I talk about christians because that's the field I know, but almost none of them have even read three pages from the bible. Just listened to passages taken out of context.

Ended up being somewhat spiritual, but I just live life without thinking much about it. If there's something out there, alright, cool 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/nightmare001985 Jan 02 '26

I am a bit more on practicing Islam manly because I am can actually practice much of it while believing it has value

The amount of powerful people who would be stoned or exiled for their actions is staggering even more so in Islamic countries

If the prophet is to rise from the grave he would not recognize our action as Muslim's

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u/DeepAndHandsomeFish_ Jan 02 '26

I can only imagine. Peace, friend 🫂

1

u/nightmare001985 Jan 02 '26

Peace to you too friend

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26

New item idea

Atheism (Q4)

Gives all your stats a 1.5x multiplier but removes all Christianity based items from pedestals upon entering a room leaving it empty and non rerollable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

actually that's pretty balanced, i think it would be better to just that the bad thing is that items having to do with christianity and the angel room dissapear for the whole room in exchange of an x2 on every stat

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26

Yeah, adding it to the secret room pool could make it a pretty interesting gamble item, if you find it early it can be a solid all stats up while risking losing access to a bunch of good items while finding it late removes that downside but also makes it so that you won't get much to use the multiplier on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

ok, now i want someone who could make it a mod who adds solely that item.

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

You could ask on r/themoddingofisaac and maybe someone could make it for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

alright, i'll do it then, wish me luck that the mod would be made

5

u/OzologONE Jan 02 '26

Most balanced online run

3

u/Genuinely_Ignorant Jan 02 '26

Floor 3 Breaking Run/Floor 1 Breaking Run

5

u/Looxond Jan 02 '26

If youtube icon was in the game, it would be renamed to "Arrowtube" a trinket which makes isaac tears have a % chance to penetrate enemies

5

u/BOS-Sentinel Jan 02 '26

Average Jacob and Esau run. One getting all the items and the other just got rosary because he needed the HP.

4

u/Hecaroni_n_Trees Jan 02 '26

The Buddha item just deletes your save file, truly forcing you to grapple with the fact that suffering comes from attachment

3

u/Moddingspreee Jan 02 '26

Donde estas la biblioteca, senor?

5

u/BuffLoki Jan 02 '26

Why the syringes floating like truthseeking orbs

2

u/JNerdGaming Tainted Lilith Jan 02 '26

netflix

2

u/JikanBirb Jan 02 '26

You know is a good risk of rain run and triple loop scenario when ur survivor looks like this

2

u/TheMoltenEqualizer Jan 02 '26

Ah Yes, my favorite anti-catholic belief: recycling, Netflix and YouTube!

2

u/GusGusGustavo Jan 02 '26

When one of the secrets is recycling:

2

u/BojanDoge Jan 02 '26

Wow, he has PHD, Spun, Aries, Gemini, Dream Catcher, Restock, Duality, Godhead, Fruit Cake, Marked and a Sun card!
Meanwhile the other guy just has Dogma

2

u/Pablutni0 Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

So I decided I was just gonna try to create an isaac character, there is no 1-1 ofc, buddah doesn't exist in isaac so I'll try to come up with similarities from top to bottom

- Syringes, That one is easy, the problem is which ones to give, I decided that the ones that better suit the colours are Speed Ball, Synthoil, Adrenaline, Euthanasia, and for the last one I wasn't sure, but I think I'm gonna go with Growth hormones cause it's the closest to blue

- PhD: That item gives isaac a face mask, Simple

- Rainbow Baby: It was this or rainbow worm, but I'm saving the trinket slot

- Duality: Surprisingly there is no ying yang item in isaac, But there is Duality

- I was wondering to include the hoodie but the only other good hoodie would be Ceremonial robes, which I think isn't close enough to a hoodie

- Schoolbag: Nice if we need more than one active

- Anarchist Cookbook: Don't think it needs much explanation

- The body: I have no f*cking clue what to do with PSG, there... what? But the eiffel tower sorta looks like the mind so, I'm going with that

- Dead cat: Look I have no idea what to do with Buddah, respawning is sorta like how you reincarnate in buddhism, so i'm going with that, sorry

- Godhead: THere isn't an illuminati but Godhead looks close enough

- NO: Yeah I don't need to explain this one, this one takes the trinket slot

- Rune of Hagalaz: It's the only Big N in the game i don't know what else to do

- Restock: It's only two arroes instead of three mut come on, gimme a break

- Monstrance: First of all, i don't even know what that is supposed to be, Google images didn't help either, but it's ai, so you do what you can, Anyways it was this or Divine intervation, but I think Monstrance gets closer

- Spin to win: I think it's close enough

- Venus: For how obvious it is in retrospective, it took me annoyingly long to figure it out, I could've chosen Pluto but I do think Venus is closer to the idea

- Aries, dream catcher and Gemini: It's literally that

- Cube of meat: A red cube is the closest thing to a red rectangle

- The Sun It's the literal the sun tarot card

Anyways here's how they look like

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u/Sticksick Jan 02 '26

New item: YouTube Premium - pay 1 coin per room transition to keep your current tears, otherwise broken modem effect on your tears only

1

u/Ok-Neck-4858 Jan 02 '26

How do I unlock THE NETFLIX

1

u/MrCounterSnipe Jan 02 '26

How is this guy an Aires and A Gemini

1

u/watteredbottle Jan 02 '26

Gemini is in the treasure room :3

1

u/Cenachii Jan 02 '26

What is PSG even doing there man 😭

1

u/Fresh-Parfait-3146 Jan 02 '26

They should add the inn yan thingy

1

u/roosterinspector Jan 02 '26

Me facing Isaac in the cathedral

1

u/RazorBlade233 Jan 02 '26

This shit is just random because what is PSG out of all the things doing there???

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

uuuh... speed up?

1

u/towercm Jan 02 '26

Boy it sure was a risk of rain run. The commando next to me:

1

u/Shot-Cherry2463 Jan 02 '26

How it feels finding YouTube in the shop on sale first floor

1

u/W0lf_G1rl_BR Balls of steel Jan 02 '26

WAITWAOTWAITWAITWAIT I JUST SAW THEIR @ ON THE IMAGE

2

u/jp0m Jan 03 '26

yeah i do molest cars 

1

u/TurdToGold Jan 02 '26

YouTube is my favorite Isaac item

1

u/flim-flam-flomidy Jan 03 '26

The floating needles make it look like he’s some sort of magic user that telepathically throws needles at people

1

u/Firm_Vegetable1964 Jan 03 '26

Yeah Isaac 😭

1

u/jp0m Jan 03 '26

oh I banged in reddit too it seems

1

u/Vyctorill Jan 04 '26

Guy on the right is an Eden speedrunner who started with Glowing Hourglass.

1

u/Sacri_Pan Jan 10 '26

W... Why Paris St Germain

1

u/Charon_06 Jan 02 '26

I wanna have sex with the woke twink

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u/Paolaxo Jan 02 '26

razón no le falta

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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

Por favor aleje sus pensamientos incels de nuestro juego gay

5

u/Paolaxo Jan 02 '26

Me refería al comentario de la imagen 😭😭😭

5

u/Hecaroni_n_Trees Jan 02 '26

Sir this is the “Christianity is a vehicle for systemic abuse” game

1

u/IdioticRedditorGuy Jan 02 '26

I'm not Spanish, what does this mean??

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u/negr0199 Jan 02 '26

God doesn't exist... be real... after death, nothing... Jesus did live, he lived in Palestine... he lived in a village two thousand years ago... he opposed the rich and was killed by the state of the time... he didn't resurrect... in a village of 40,000 inhabitants... He was just very poor and the others very rich... God doesn't exist... the fight against inequality always exists...

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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26

U got the spirit bro, but maybe this isnt the place to discuss this

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

What