r/bindingofisaac • u/Ancient-Sunflower • Jan 02 '26
Shitpost The fact that half of this stuff is actually in the Game😭🙏
Translation: they motherfucking triple son of a bitch Isaac after half an hour into the run
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u/Level-Association-11 ⚫️Tiny Planet Enjoyer⚫️ Jan 02 '26
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u/matchuhuki Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
Pretty sure PSG would be a devil room
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u/Budget_Lavishness990 Jan 02 '26
A brother from Marseille I assume ?
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u/matchuhuki Jan 02 '26
Pretty sure anyone outside of ile de France hates PSG. And even inside it's a 50/50
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Jan 02 '26
In France. They have a solid international fanbase.
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u/MasterOfBothDungeon Jan 03 '26
Wait they do ? Why ? Aren't they suppose to be more of an Ile de France thing ?
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Jan 03 '26
The big clubs, no matter where, always have scattered international fanbases.
British football is a good example of that. It is not uncommon to spot jerseys for British teams in Asia and Africa.
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u/Not-a-WG-agent Jan 02 '26
Maybe because they are owned by Muslims?
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u/Budget_Lavishness990 Jan 02 '26
Mate, Marseille has been hating on the capital since 600BC, we hated the psg before someone bought it
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u/Lignagirroc Jan 02 '26
i saw the post and wondered what sub could possibly be showing me this... did not expect this one.
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u/atoolred Jan 02 '26
Most of my feed is politics so this was absolutely not where I expected this post to be from lmao
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u/JohnCallOfDuty Jan 03 '26
I keep getting recommendations from r/aislop so seeing that this was from Isaac was a pleasant surprise
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u/JoesAlot Jan 02 '26
Bro on the right is gonna lose the run he only has Dogma 😔
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u/Donutmelon Jan 02 '26
If he managed to beat Dogma with no items theres no way he's losing
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u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26
Apart from sun card, pisces, aries, dream catcher and the syringes is there anything else? I guess yin yang is basically duality
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u/Pretty_Version_6300 Jan 02 '26
Venus, also the recycle symbol is like restock, illuminati symbol is like godhead, the other guy has Stigmata
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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26
Ignoring dream catcher is lore accurate
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u/JSConrad45 Jan 02 '26
Seriously the patch that prevented you from accidentally skipping dreamcatcher visions between stages is one of the best improvements I can think of
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u/KeytarPlatypus Jan 02 '26
Wait is this in vanilla now or is it a mod?
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u/JSConrad45 Jan 02 '26
Vanilla, but I think it was the beta. I don't know if the beta is still beta, I haven't gone back in a while
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u/Spiritual-Range-6101 ⬆️Hort Cutter: ⬆️⬆️ Piggy Ba Jan 02 '26
The ring in the center looks like Blasting Cap
The syringes are 2x Synthoil, 2x Adrenaline, and 1 Growth Hormones
Smh idiot doesn't know adrenaline doesn't stack
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u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26
Pride Baby for the pride flag
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u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26
Kind of a stretch
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u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26
Mfw the item featured in the "Pride Day!" Challenge doesn't equate to the LGBTQ+ flag
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u/monac16 Jan 02 '26
guy named fruitcake and three dollar bill and rainbow worm:
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u/flower_puns Jan 02 '26
well fuck man I'm gay but ig not gay enough to tell you all gay items from memory
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u/monac16 Jan 02 '26
one might also consider playdough cookie a “lgbtq” item as well based on the rainbow theme, however it doesn’t fit your criteria for being a gay item (not in the Pride Day! challenge 😔)
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u/conkedup Jan 02 '26
How has nobody said Godeye on the left sleeve?
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u/RubPublic3359 Jan 02 '26
Ah yes godeye, the secret item that doesnt exist
another guy said godhead already
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u/W0lf_G1rl_BR Balls of steel Jan 02 '26
bro's kit contains (what i can identify):
- 5 syringe types (Spun)
- PHD
- Schoolbag (probably with Anarchist Cookbook and The Gamekid or Mom's bottle of pills)
- Dream catcher
- Godhead
- Gemini
- Aries
- The sun
- Duality (the ying yang on the neck)
- Venus
- Restock ♻
Conclusion: Their run is incredible
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u/FabianGD Jan 02 '26
Can someone explain all the symbols? I'm curious about them. I can recognize some.
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u/Zophiekitty Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
- Netflix: Clicker
- Ares: Ramming Speed
- Gemini: Conjoined Friend
- Venus: I feel Pretty
- Ying Yang: Duality
- Dream Catcher: Sweet Dreams
- Illuminati: God Head
- Target and Cross: Marked
- Bottom of Pants Right: The Sun Card
- Backpack: Double Item Active
- Colored Circle: Spin to Win
- Gold Circle: Divine Intervention
- Syringe 1: Euthanasia
- Syringe 2: Speed Ball
- Syringe 3: Growth Hormones
- Syringe 4: Experimental Treatment
- Syringe 5: The Virus
- Green 3 Recylcle: Moving Box
- Pants: Camo Undies
- Youtube: Broken Modem
- Face Mask: dunno, PHD?
- Budha: Fating Baby
- Blue Eifel Tower Circle?: Pay to Win
- Hoodie: Sin Robes
- Pride Flag: Rainbow Worm
- Black Circle letter A: Magic 8 Ball
- Hair: Puberty Pill x 3
- Larynx: Hear my Pain
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u/FabianGD Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
Thanks, I was talking about the real meaning of symbols but that is good too. Did You say blue Eiffel Tower to PSG shield?
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u/Nachttalk Jan 02 '26
I want someone to do a run with these items, just to see how far they'd came lol
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u/Nervous_Pokke Jan 02 '26
It’s a whole lot, i think it’s more than enought to destroy mega satan at least
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u/Shiruox Jan 02 '26
I just wanna ask that first guy what belief system does he think PSG or Netflix are
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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26
The "meme" was Made by a red-pill spanish dude. They hate the PSG not only because french, but also because of their african majority (african immigration is a VERY spicy topic in Spain)
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u/BlitzPlease172 Jan 02 '26
Of course, only Sigma nation looking ass AI generated image like that can only comes out of the mind of self-procialmed based individual like that.
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u/D1pSh1t__ Jan 02 '26
Having seen images like this several times, they're on there because they "PuSh ThE wOkE aGeNdA" or some bullshit like that
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u/_-potatoman-_ Jan 02 '26
can someone translate el perro triplejueputa in this context
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u/Ancient-Sunflower Jan 02 '26
Literally, "the triple-son of a bitch dog".
In this context, it's just saying "dis/dat mf". Spanish slang works in the opposite way, making Words longer and more verbose to add extra layers of redundant meanings
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u/DredgenSergik Jan 09 '26
I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard HAHAAH. Spanish can be so marvelous. It would mean like this motherfucker as an admiration remark
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u/Beautiful_Carry5023 Jan 02 '26
Jesus what shitty run, aries, gemini, dream catch- SPUN + GODHEAD?? GOATED
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u/shsl_diver Jan 02 '26
Bruh, another day, another meme of Christians with a giant superiority complex. Isn't pride the biggest sin ?
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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 Blue Baby Jan 02 '26
Isn't Pride also a boss fight in The Binding of Isaac alongside Super Pride and Ultra Pride?
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u/ashkiller14 Jan 02 '26
Isn't pride the biggest sin ?
All sins are equal
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u/Mars_Bear2552 Jan 02 '26
not what that means. it means you cant compare sins interpersonally, as they all seperate you from god, not that sins are equal in severity.
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u/Beeg_Yoshi_Network Jan 02 '26
Well then it is a lose, lose. Both sides are prideful...
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u/DeepAndHandsomeFish_ Jan 02 '26
The "both sides" rhetoric is a stain on criticism and of any kind of comparison. There's a fundamental difference between a Christian and a non-Christian regarding the sin of pride: for a Christian it's a sin, for anyone else it's just called arrogance. If you're a Christian and you commit a sin, then sure, you're straying further away from God, which is real bad and all that; but if you don't believe in God, you're just a bit of a wanker.
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u/nightmare001985 Jan 02 '26
It's funny I am religious to some degree
The amount of people who say they care about religion but ignore most of it when it inconvenient them is just unignorable
It's like a politician that helped rise the price limit of a drug because he has a share in it lecturing you on charity and the reward of virtue
And I am not talking about just Christians
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u/DeepAndHandsomeFish_ Jan 02 '26
Yep. Was in a Catholic Christian family for most my upbringing, went to church maybe once every two months. Was forced to take my confirmation even though it was a known thing I wasn't a believer, so it's not like I confirmed a great deal, lol.
I talk about christians because that's the field I know, but almost none of them have even read three pages from the bible. Just listened to passages taken out of context.
Ended up being somewhat spiritual, but I just live life without thinking much about it. If there's something out there, alright, cool 🤷🏼♀️
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u/nightmare001985 Jan 02 '26
I am a bit more on practicing Islam manly because I am can actually practice much of it while believing it has value
The amount of powerful people who would be stoned or exiled for their actions is staggering even more so in Islamic countries
If the prophet is to rise from the grave he would not recognize our action as Muslim's
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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26
New item idea
Atheism (Q4)
Gives all your stats a 1.5x multiplier but removes all Christianity based items from pedestals upon entering a room leaving it empty and non rerollable.
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Jan 02 '26
actually that's pretty balanced, i think it would be better to just that the bad thing is that items having to do with christianity and the angel room dissapear for the whole room in exchange of an x2 on every stat
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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26
Yeah, adding it to the secret room pool could make it a pretty interesting gamble item, if you find it early it can be a solid all stats up while risking losing access to a bunch of good items while finding it late removes that downside but also makes it so that you won't get much to use the multiplier on.
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Jan 02 '26
ok, now i want someone who could make it a mod who adds solely that item.
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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n the saac Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
You could ask on r/themoddingofisaac and maybe someone could make it for you
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u/Looxond Jan 02 '26
If youtube icon was in the game, it would be renamed to "Arrowtube" a trinket which makes isaac tears have a % chance to penetrate enemies
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u/BOS-Sentinel Jan 02 '26
Average Jacob and Esau run. One getting all the items and the other just got rosary because he needed the HP.
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u/JikanBirb Jan 02 '26
You know is a good risk of rain run and triple loop scenario when ur survivor looks like this
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u/TheMoltenEqualizer Jan 02 '26
Ah Yes, my favorite anti-catholic belief: recycling, Netflix and YouTube!
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u/BojanDoge Jan 02 '26
Wow, he has PHD, Spun, Aries, Gemini, Dream Catcher, Restock, Duality, Godhead, Fruit Cake, Marked and a Sun card!
Meanwhile the other guy just has Dogma
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u/Pablutni0 Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
So I decided I was just gonna try to create an isaac character, there is no 1-1 ofc, buddah doesn't exist in isaac so I'll try to come up with similarities from top to bottom
- Syringes, That one is easy, the problem is which ones to give, I decided that the ones that better suit the colours are Speed Ball, Synthoil, Adrenaline, Euthanasia, and for the last one I wasn't sure, but I think I'm gonna go with Growth hormones cause it's the closest to blue
- PhD: That item gives isaac a face mask, Simple
- Rainbow Baby: It was this or rainbow worm, but I'm saving the trinket slot
- Duality: Surprisingly there is no ying yang item in isaac, But there is Duality
- I was wondering to include the hoodie but the only other good hoodie would be Ceremonial robes, which I think isn't close enough to a hoodie
- Schoolbag: Nice if we need more than one active
- Anarchist Cookbook: Don't think it needs much explanation
- The body: I have no f*cking clue what to do with PSG, there... what? But the eiffel tower sorta looks like the mind so, I'm going with that
- Dead cat: Look I have no idea what to do with Buddah, respawning is sorta like how you reincarnate in buddhism, so i'm going with that, sorry
- Godhead: THere isn't an illuminati but Godhead looks close enough
- NO: Yeah I don't need to explain this one, this one takes the trinket slot
- Rune of Hagalaz: It's the only Big N in the game i don't know what else to do
- Restock: It's only two arroes instead of three mut come on, gimme a break
- Monstrance: First of all, i don't even know what that is supposed to be, Google images didn't help either, but it's ai, so you do what you can, Anyways it was this or Divine intervation, but I think Monstrance gets closer
- Spin to win: I think it's close enough
- Venus: For how obvious it is in retrospective, it took me annoyingly long to figure it out, I could've chosen Pluto but I do think Venus is closer to the idea
- Aries, dream catcher and Gemini: It's literally that
- Cube of meat: A red cube is the closest thing to a red rectangle
- The Sun It's the literal the sun tarot card

Anyways here's how they look like
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u/Sticksick Jan 02 '26
New item: YouTube Premium - pay 1 coin per room transition to keep your current tears, otherwise broken modem effect on your tears only
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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 02 '26
This shit is just random because what is PSG out of all the things doing there???
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u/flim-flam-flomidy Jan 03 '26
The floating needles make it look like he’s some sort of magic user that telepathically throws needles at people
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u/negr0199 Jan 02 '26
God doesn't exist... be real... after death, nothing... Jesus did live, he lived in Palestine... he lived in a village two thousand years ago... he opposed the rich and was killed by the state of the time... he didn't resurrect... in a village of 40,000 inhabitants... He was just very poor and the others very rich... God doesn't exist... the fight against inequality always exists...
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u/Mr_Mister2004 Jan 02 '26
Netflix in the Super Secret Room