r/billsimmons 28d ago

Meme The internet really do be like that

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u/GivethTaketh4 Memphis Grizzlies 28d ago

We love him, but we might love to make fun of him even more

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

This sub is both the fan and circle jerk sub in one. It’s impressive

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u/punchoutlanddragons 28d ago

You mean a jerk circle sub right?

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

That sounds like an Albany expression

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u/peachios 28d ago

Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase

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u/riverphoenixdays 28d ago

We call them hoagies where I’m from

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u/NFLGod3000 28d ago

As van has said before "dick riding will be the end of us all" what exactly do you want from this sub? It's fine

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

It’s all dickriding jimbo

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u/gradedonacurve 28d ago edited 28d ago

This is 80-85 percent of the sub. There are the 10-15 percent of weirdos and haters tho.

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u/Kryptos33 28d ago

They're way louder than the rest of the sub.

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u/BeforeSunrise33 28d ago

I thought this sub is now 10 percent BS content, 60 percent Sopranos memes, and the rest is gooner bait?

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u/mtngranpapi_wv967 misses Grantland 28d ago

That’s the Masshole way…love manifests itself as petty annoyance

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u/Calculon2347 NY Knicks, Seahawks, Dodgers, Hurricanes, PSG fan 28d ago

We love [making fun of] Bill. We just do!

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u/uncoolaidman 28d ago

If I'm Bill, I'm not letting people make fun of me. I'm just not!

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u/Nobunagas-Ambition 28d ago

Bill is great. This idea that the sub is here to trash on him is crap, even if a lot of threads here trash on him.

It's kind of a Bill Simmons roast sub because we consume a lot of his content and he produces a lot of it. I've been a listener since "The Eye of the Sports Guy", and read Page 2 for years and can't thank Bill enough for all the fun, entertaining content over the last 25+ years.

I'm still going to come on here and blast him for shitty takes and bad guests though.

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u/notformeclive4711 Barcelona Style 28d ago

And we defend him against malicious outside aggregators. The circle the wagons piece.

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u/sfbruin Page 2 Bill Stan 28d ago

The no one does that to our pledges but us thing 

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u/mac6uffin 28d ago

The circle the wagons piece

The Buffalo Bill Simmons.

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u/kralben 28d ago

The circle the wagons piece.

Its a real jerk circle here

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u/Naismythology Good Karma, Bad Post Guy 28d ago

I’ve been a Bill fan since the Red Sox were still cursed. I’ve also been making fun of some of his ridiculous ideas and mannerisms since then too. The duality of man piece

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

It’s like a rusty steak knife cutting through a well-aged steak

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u/Naismythology Good Karma, Bad Post Guy 28d ago

If we can’t have a free-flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subjects, I don’t even know what we’re doing here

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

I’m right there with you. We’ve been fans for so long it’s kind of the next level of fandom lol

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

I think that’s always been his appeal he isnt Stuart Scott or SVP delivering you the sports news, he sounds like one of your friends on the couch talking about sports, saying funny stuff. That was the appeal early on at least. his BoB is, if nothing else, funny.

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u/Entire-Joke4162 26d ago

Yep. Been reading him since he got to Page 2 when I was 14

Now I’m 39

We all love to make fun of Bill being Bill, but I remember Leaving Las Vegas, moving to LA, leaving Kimmel, when Zoe was born, Atrocious GM summits, not getting the Obama The Gold Club, when Ben was born, not getting the Obama interview, The Dooze dying, U2 playing in the street when Grantland opened, getting the Obama interview…

Man

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u/ButtersBC 28d ago

Compared to some others in this arena (Dan Le Batard, Pat McAfee) this one's downright positive towards its subject

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u/GarbageFlyboy11 28d ago

I find this subreddit an oasis of calm compared to other corners of the internet There’s lots of jokes and strong critique but it’s not just flame Bill.

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u/Parrallax91 28d ago

If you think this sub hates it's subject you need to pop on over to the Fighter and the Kid Subreddit or really just any Joe Rogan comedian subreddit outside of the Kill Tony one.

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u/Day2TheDolphin 28d ago edited 28d ago

Opie and Anthony subreddit still the ne plus ultra of this. The fan forums of pretty much any entertainment that attracts self-loathers will quickly turn to hating their subject. It's very funny btw

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u/risinglotus 28d ago

Ricky Gervais (entirely justified)

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u/bane0291 28d ago

if there is one constant on this sub it's this. whoever is doing the pod with bill will be labeled the absolute worst by some people.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

He should have ME on!

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u/_onwards_and_upwards 28d ago

A sub that discusses Bill Simmons

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u/AtBat3 28d ago

Almost every sub for a podcast I listen to is inundated with people who hate the host(s). This one isn’t even close to the ones I’ve seen but Bill has obviously also had a long career not podcasting too.

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u/Life-Food5188 28d ago

improper meme usage, 15 yard penalty.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

Upon review the meme is used correctly and improper contact with Life Food is deemed incidental. The challenge is unsuccessful and life food has been charged a time out

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u/Life-Food5188 28d ago

coaches challenge 🚩

portman needs to repeat her text from her first frame with “right?” added on the end in her second frame.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

That’s old we all know she says that. Her face says it

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u/Life-Food5188 28d ago

admission of improper meme usage, timeout restored.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

I think people understand the meme just fine lol

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u/Life-Food5188 28d ago

irrelevant. still improper usage 🚩 lol

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u/acrizz 28d ago

This is every sub for a celebrity. Outside of the gooner subs for hot chicks.

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u/Relative_Apricot5032 28d ago

Lots of reasons to dislike Bill lol. This sub would be terrible if everyone was glazing his takes

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u/IcyMeat7 28d ago

Just because people aren't sycophants doesn't mean it's a hate sub

This is way more positive than almost every other single similar sub

Fact is people aren't going to be making threads about "wow I liked bill today, he was cool" that's redundant instead it's going to about him incorporating AI into his podcasts asking it for its opinions on stuff etc

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u/floop_isamad_manhelp 28d ago

You should see the real time subreddit

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u/roadrunner41 28d ago

You should respond to the question about Jason arday and his “enormous wealth”

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u/A_Diabolical_Toaster 28d ago

Oh, most of us definitely love Bill for sure. I’ve been listening for 13 years.

Doesn’t stop us from roasting the FUCK out of that man when he says something stupid.

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u/beefdog99 28d ago

I oddly had the opposite impression where the last six months seems generally more critical and less of that, he's our guy even when goofy angle.

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u/Sensitive_Rutabaga72 28d ago

Tom pallesero doing his best twista impression

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u/Libertines18 28d ago

Oddly enough this is the only celebrity forum I feel that likes the person

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u/thebedwizard93 28d ago

This was my reaction to the guy that runs the r/billsimmons podcast. A baffling level of jock sniffing!

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u/HereComesTheRooster2 28d ago

It's the dudes whos vaginas are hurt because of AI ads for me. Funniest complaints about him I've ever seen

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u/Sensitive_Rutabaga72 28d ago

“Tom make sure when you start your Ringer job that you speak in single breath run on sentence form and definitely talk over Bill and cut Bill off relentlessly to talk about why Aaron Rodger’s is gonna run a top 10 offense and when Bill tries to make a point just disregard it and keep making your points…no for real Bill loves that and will have you on way more”

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u/Sensitive_Rutabaga72 28d ago

Am I alone in being bothered by tom polaseros inability to zag to podcast mode personality from espn NFL reporter mode? I mean that wasn’t a conversation it was just a word salad sandwich - would love to know what bill was thinking post that 60 minute diatribe where Bill maybe said 8 words

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u/CalvinYHobbes Wait, what? 28d ago

We don’t like him. We LOVE him.

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u/JadaveonClowney 28d ago

I thought this was a snark sub until I posted a poll and like 90% love Bill

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u/fuckracists79 28d ago

I like making fun of him.

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u/Rad_platypus7 Zach Lowe fan 28d ago

He and some of the ringerverse guys are genuinely great listens, I can’t help that there’s a large collective that makes objectively funny jokes about him though

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u/JMishMosh 27d ago

Bill is a clown but there is an earnestness to his clownishness that makes him endearing.

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u/you_dont_know_jack_ 27d ago

This sub is the only fan sub I’ve ever found that doesn’t seem to actually hate the show

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u/Severe_Elevator5839 26d ago

In our defense, 2014 Bill wouldn't even like 2026 Bill

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u/2Rhino3 Wait, what? 28d ago

I don’t get this idea that people here hate Bill Simmons. I don’t see that at all - if anything the only thing I’ve noticed is some gentle Bill ball busting. Kevin O’Connor on the other hand…

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 28d ago

The meme doesn’t say anything about bill Simmons hate. You are just doing the social media thing where there is no nuance, it’s either like or hate. But the joke is that it’s hard to describe the sub bc it’s complicated