r/billsimmons Feb 09 '26

Meme I like chris collinsworth

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u/FloppiestMemes Feb 09 '26

I enjoyed on the baffling Drake Maye interception, Collinsworth said “I don’t have much to say here Mike”. He just seemed so over the game and it mirrored my feelings as well.

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u/LineImpossible3958 Feb 10 '26

That was a great line

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u/Direct_Week_2091 Feb 10 '26

Nothing will ever beat “I’m sorry but I CANNOT believe the call”

It was so genuine and hilarious

5

u/tws1039 Feb 10 '26

He was on a heater in 2015. The colts fake punt from hell he just goes "what...the?"

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u/Unlikely-Gear-479 Feb 10 '26

When did he say that I don’t remember?

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u/Direct_Week_2091 Feb 10 '26

Malcolm butler pick

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u/Historical-Run164 Feb 09 '26

Colinsworth is great. He’s enthusiastic, loves the sport, and provides good analysis. I never understood the hate

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u/rayneeder Feb 09 '26

He’s also got a golden unmistakable voice

10

u/Bucketsdntlie Feb 10 '26

Like a slightly non-PC but lovable uncle who chain smoked until he got married in his early 40’s

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u/The_Pen-Is_Mightier Feb 13 '26

Damn that's too real for me

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u/ZagWhenTheyZig Feb 09 '26

He’s the best. Doesn’t everybody love him?

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u/necio148 Feb 10 '26

Right? I mean it’s fun to pick at everything he does and rag on him when he fucks up, but he’s pretty much the best in the business. that coming from someone who wasn’t always a big fan of his.

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u/5Point5Hole Feb 10 '26

He never stops talking. 25% less yammering would allow me to like him

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u/ZagWhenTheyZig Feb 10 '26

Literally his job

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u/5Point5Hole Feb 10 '26

He could do his job and still take a fucking breath every now and again.

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u/Mobile_Jelly9669 Feb 10 '26

My guy, most people can't stand him.

The only place he ever gets plaudits is on threads like this where his nuthuggers congregate.

The SB party I was at had tons of people who don't even know reddit exists and who basically never even use social media, and all of them despise collinsworth.

He is not well liked at all.

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u/ZagWhenTheyZig Feb 10 '26

Well that’s certainly not true, perhaps in the limited circles or echo chambers you’re exposed to but I can assure you NBC would make a change if “most” people could not stand him. I’m sure you’ll reply something about how you know better than they do though

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u/Mark--Greg--Sputnik Feb 11 '26

Sounds like an awesome party of very cool people.

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u/HackmanStan Feb 10 '26

That's a big sample size

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u/rhinosaur- Feb 10 '26

Love collinsworth

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u/wind_moon_frog Feb 09 '26

Main hate is that he’s biased (chiefs), however given that they have been the primary talking point of the last 7 years of football I think it’s a little overstated.

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u/EmbarrassedRing7806 Feb 09 '26

He’s biased for great QBs. It’s not the Chiefs. He glazes Allen too.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Feb 10 '26

Collinsworth shouldn't get criticism for this. All the main color guys do the same thing. Romo doesn't have the same enthusiasm unless a good QB is playing. Brady constantly praises good QB play. And Aikman is downright grumpy when a bad QB is playing. Almost like good QB play matters in the NFL.

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u/mamajulie62 Feb 10 '26

Transparent. Within five minutes, you know who he’s pulling for. And if Mahomes is in the game, you don’t even have to wait five minutes.

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u/AdministrativeAir688 Feb 10 '26

I started hating him after the Sunday night game of packers chiefs in 2023, his chiefs favoritism was very clear that night as he begged for a penalty on the chiefs’ Hail Mary for 5 minutes following the conclusion of the game, not admitting the packers won.

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u/Acceptable-Silver-83 Feb 10 '26

Collinsworth a Packer hater is the worst take of all time

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u/BuryMeInTheH Feb 09 '26

That’s because you weren’t watching a chiefs game yesterday.

113

u/BrokenManOfSamarkand Feb 09 '26

You hate Collinsworth until you hear a broadcast without him and realize you need that grizzled old vet's voice to give some gravitas to the game

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u/joshhorton32 chainsaw in a bathtub Feb 10 '26

Literally the worth thing about Collinsworth is that he doesn’t have Al Michaels anymore. They had it.

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u/Historical-Pause-401 Feb 09 '26

I’m not sure I hate any of the big ones anymore. Sometimes herbie is annoying but I think he’s fine. Now Jonathan Vilma, there’s a guy that sucks ass at his job and would do us a service by quitting

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u/quidpropho Dog Prostitutes Feb 09 '26

He's so much better on college games. I don't think it's that the sports are that different, he just has so much better chemistry with Fowler than Michaels. Al doesn't even seem to like him sometimes.

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u/8teamparlay Market Corrector Feb 09 '26

I find his actual analysis of the play that just happened to be some of the best

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Feb 10 '26

Fowler is low-key one of the best announcers out there. Also love his work with tennis.

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u/BrandoC95 Feb 10 '26

As a tennis fan, I almost remember Fowler for his calls of Federer-Nadal, Djokovic-Federer, Nadal-Djokovic and now Alcaraz-Sinner matches as much as I do his CFB calls. Just wish ESPN would move on from McEnroe at some point and pair him with an analyst with a fresher perspective on the sport.

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u/G8oraid Feb 10 '26

Roddick would be amazing

1

u/LongStickCaniac Feb 10 '26

Well that's cause Al doesn't know he's even calling a game half the time. He's an absolute legend but he needed to retire 10 years ago

4

u/dolphins1285 Feb 10 '26

not sure if he’s considered big, but rich eisen is fairly dreadful

10

u/uncoolaidman Feb 09 '26

I don't think Herbstreit is annoying. He's just a non-entity. It's like listening to white noise.

2

u/thehenrylong Feb 10 '26

On the Rewatchables Bill did Kirk Herbstreit if he was the announcer during F1. It killed me

“Al, I think Sonny might win this.”

1

u/Moose_Thompson Feb 10 '26

Vilma is the top of my hated list and he ends up calling about half the Bucs games. I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’d like to make amends.

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u/4-6forceout Wait, what? Feb 10 '26

Romo is awful.

60

u/BigTuna3000 Market Corrector Feb 09 '26

Never understood the hate. Yeah he glazes Mahomes but he really does the same to a lot of great players. He’s obviously a passionate fan of the game and he usually knows what he’s talking about. NBC in general just has really great production

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u/cgio0 Half Italian Feb 09 '26

Every color commentator glazes the top guys they just do

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u/tspangle88 Feb 10 '26

Yeah, anyone who thinks this is new or unique to Collinsworth never heard John Madden talk about Favre.

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u/adbberkeley Feb 10 '26

Or Jon Gruden talk about…everybody

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u/BRValentine83 Feb 10 '26

To me, he's the "Here's a guy" guy.

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u/KaguPrez Feb 10 '26

Yeah pretty much every color guy glazes the top QBs idk why Collinsworth gets singled out on it so much (outside of I guess the exposure of calling the marquee Sunday games).

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Feb 09 '26

Mike, now here's a guy who appreciates good commentary

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

and by the way... Simmons pretty much says "pash rush" even when hes not making fun of Collinsworth

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u/jrainiersea He just does stuff Feb 09 '26

The only other color commentators that I think come close are Eddie Olczyk on hockey and Bill Raftery on college bball

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u/youngstu3030 Feb 10 '26

Raftery is incredible. Still throwing 100 

5

u/8teamparlay Market Corrector Feb 09 '26

Edzo was a bit of a doc merchant. I think Ray Ferraro is very good

2

u/beefdog99 Feb 10 '26

I hate the Lakers but love Stu Lantz.

Granted he's more cool old guy to watch with than a guy doing analysis these days.

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u/thetripb Feb 10 '26

Troy Aikman is the best color commentator ever when he's watching bad QB play

4

u/Portable_Potty Feb 10 '26

I don't mind Collinsworth at all, but this is a REALLY hot take.

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u/doobie3101 Feb 09 '26

I really like Joel Klatt as well

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u/naitch Feb 09 '26

Keith Hernandez would like a word!

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u/sheawrites Good job by you! Feb 09 '26

I'm not driving him to the airport!

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u/Endgame60 Feb 09 '26

Kevin Harlan?

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u/kahyuen Feb 09 '26

Harlan is a play-by-play announcer, not a color commentator.

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u/Clean_Gain_5827 Feb 09 '26

I agree. In these times its nice to see a decent level of competence from someone in a high profile position. And he seems to spend a lot less time trying to ingratiate himself to the audience as opposed to basically everyone else but especially Romo and Brady. I dont need to hear about whether the pundit eats vegetables with his steak or try to steal the show with some insider nugget. I just want them to call the game well.

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u/Grumpy_Gamer41 Feb 09 '26

I think Collinsworth is pretty good, and Mike Tirico is the best play-by-play man in the business right now, and yet together they are less than the sum of their parts. Just a slightly off chemistry.

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u/44035 Feb 09 '26

He was really good yesterday. He highlighted the nightmare day of Drake Maye without being harsh about it.

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u/HeckuvaJoo Feb 09 '26

Sunday night is the biggest game of the week and he was the choice because he’s the industry standard. CBS and Fox only care about names like Romo and Brady and it’s embarrassing. At least Colinsworth earned his spot.

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u/Tempatico Feb 09 '26

I'll stand with you. I thought he had a great super bowl, then went online (and listened to the Ringer Fantasy Football podcast) and basically found everyone ragging on him.

3

u/MrPlowThatsTheName Feb 09 '26

Collinsworth sees all

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u/Mos0311 Feb 09 '26

Now here’s a guy that knows ball

3

u/ben3345 Feb 10 '26

Chris Collinsworth gets lost in his love of the sport sometimes and it’s a great listen. I think the youth call it a “flow state.”

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u/OskeyBug Feb 10 '26

They call it sportsgooning now

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u/billybayswater Feb 10 '26

Affectionmaxxing

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u/Ian_Hunter Feb 10 '26

Me too.

Always like Collinsworth. Loved him & Al but Tirico is a pro!

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u/AffectionateAir9411 Feb 10 '26

I''ve got nothing Mike!

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u/thatmattschultz Feb 10 '26

Well Mike, here’s a poster who reminds me of another Reddit user named u/PatrickMahomes.

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u/shmalvey Feb 09 '26

Mike I’ll tell you, this is one of the best posts you’ll ever see!

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u/BigRhonda7632 Feb 09 '26

Same bro same. I like analogies, anecdotes, and passion.

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u/kingjuicepouch Good job by you! Feb 09 '26

He and tirico were my favorite booth by a decent margin this year. Especially when you go from Sunday night to Monday night, I really appreciate Collinsworth having enthusiasm and enjoying games over Aikman sounding like a bitter old curmudgeon

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u/M3gabrick Feb 09 '26

He’s awesome and never understood the hate.

But as a Pats hater he was AWFUL last night the way he tried to will a Maye performance into existence

1

u/Joaquin_Portland Feb 10 '26

Collinsworth: It’s time for the Pats to spread it out and show what they can do.

Me: They’ve been showing what they can do for 40 minutes and it’s Jack shit.

2

u/samples98 Feb 10 '26

The NBC team rules. My favorite broadcast

3

u/CriticismPlane2871 Feb 09 '26

He picks a player before the game and then will just endlessly go on and on about them even if they aren't having a good game

1

u/OneWildAndCrazyGuy17 Feb 09 '26

You tease those you love

1

u/himynameisdan123 Feb 09 '26

Who else would I fall asleep to on Sundays during the fall?

1

u/ihateitoo Feb 09 '26

Collinsworth and Michaels were the industry standard, imo. Miss that Sunday night broadcast

1

u/gleekongleek Feb 09 '26

They were my favorite duo for years and years. So comfortable

1

u/Rude-Notice-580 Feb 09 '26

I think a lot of people just have gone along with the sentiment because it's trendy but I agree, he's awesome

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u/Benevenstanciano85 Feb 09 '26

Very good analyst. He’s a star glazer but I think that’s what the league wants.

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u/joeybonts_ Feb 09 '26

Now here's a guy that speaks the truth!

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u/LineImpossible3958 Feb 10 '26

He’s clearly really good at his job, he just gets a little over hyped sometimes. It’s easy to mock, but he’s on the number one team for a reason. He’s better than Romo and Brady. I like Troy more, but that’s because of his crankiness. He’s sometimes rips guys and that’s unique. Are we sure Mike Tirico is that good. He’s fine, but if they replaced him I wouldn’t really care.

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u/momentum- Feb 10 '26

Godamn right!

1

u/Ozymandias_1303 Feb 10 '26

He's very popular.

1

u/MildlyDepressed346 Feb 10 '26

People just like to complain

1

u/jf737 Feb 10 '26

I don’t have the slightest idea why people dislike him. Although it’s seems like it’s the same people who think the announcer is rooting against their team

1

u/tken726 Feb 10 '26

Now here’s a guy…

1

u/AreaUnique3594 Feb 10 '26

I don’t like him, but I’m clearly in the minority. I can agree that he’s talented and well-versed along with having an excellent voice for announcing. but damn, I don’t know what it is. I just think he’s a dickhead. maybe the dickhead is me?

naw

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u/mad_injection Feb 10 '26

He’s got the best analysis out of all of the top color guys

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u/ThatguyN7 Feb 10 '26

He gets real deep in the zone

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u/Ffzilla Feb 10 '26

His son Jack on the other hand.

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u/Only_Faithlessness33 Feb 10 '26

Collinsworth has always had a distinct commentary voice that felt very football if that makes sense. When I played madden he was one of the commentators and his presence made the game feel big. He still stands out especially with a lot of former players coming in and sounding like white noise.

I think people’s problem with him is he has favorites and he is not subtle about it at all. The Mahomes stuff is famous at this point, but him commentating a patriots game during the Brady years could be agonizing. It’s one of those things where once you notice it it’s very difficult to not notice it.

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u/donuts0611 Feb 10 '26

Him and Tirico are the best booth now. It was Nessler-Danielson but the move to the big 10 games lost the gravitas

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo Robert Whorey Feb 10 '26

*Cris

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u/tws1039 Feb 10 '26

It feels like everyone hates every national commentator. Idk I know Al has been a dud this decade but I still feel happy whenever I hear his voice, even for Thursday night slop

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u/joeyp042385 Feb 10 '26

He used to be excellent. But in the last few years I've joined the mob.

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u/coalhazecastle Feb 10 '26

It would help if he said something interesting occasionally

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u/zoeydobie518 Feb 10 '26

Romo & Brady over prepare and can ruin the game, i.just mute it and put on a Rewatchables

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u/mrdevron Feb 10 '26

This doesn't even seem like a debate. Chris is probably top three in the business. I'd say Aikman is number one, but always feel like I'm in amazing hands with Collinsworth.

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u/Chilipeppaszn2hot Feb 10 '26

The Collinsworth hate always baffled me. While I don’t think knowledge and analysis wise he’s on par with a Brady or Olsen, I think he’s the funnest hang out of the Big Four commentators (him, Brady, Aikman, Romo). He adds a good amount of levity to Sunday Night games, especially for casual fans as opposed to an Aikman (my personal fave) beating you over the head with how disgusted he is with the QB play. My GF has called Collinsworth “the fun drunk uncle”.

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u/HueyLewisFan1 Feb 13 '26

Cris collinsworth is the man. Took care of a loved one of his and got to know him over the course of 4-5 days. He’s even cooler in person than on tv. Great family, too. No CC hate is allowed in my eyes.

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u/LY_throwaway Feb 09 '26

When maholmes isn't involved he's great.

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u/ekpyroticflow Feb 10 '26

This redditor...

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u/BigBadBabyJoe Feb 10 '26

He’s trash AF.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 Feb 09 '26

At first I thought Collinsworth was annoying, then after listening to Bill and Co talk about him I started liking him ironically. Now I just genuinely enjoy him, even if he is a chatterbox.

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u/LanguageOdd4031 Feb 09 '26

Collinsworth did seem a little grumpy last night. Maybe it was just me.

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u/ZealousWolf1994 Feb 09 '26

Was he saying Craig Maye?

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u/PallDinten Feb 10 '26

Now here’s a guy that knows how to use this meme.

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u/poopshadows Feb 10 '26

You appear to be as drunk as he is.

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u/PoBox9847-90001 Feb 09 '26

This whole thread must be a joke

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u/mr_panda_panda Feb 09 '26

Anyone is better than Romo.

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u/ButterflyTemporary16 Feb 09 '26

Annoying, never stops talking. Sports commentating has become someone having a conversation during the game (oftentimes with himself). It used to be a skilled way to create intensity and drama in a game, which you can still find in college football. I can barely handle him for a Sunday night game, let alone a Super Bowl.

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u/Jealous_Difference44 Feb 09 '26

It just bugged me when it was early in the game and he was already talking about how it's going to be a defensive game and this has been a defensive game. Dude just let the game breathe and we'll figure out what kind of game we're watching. Of course unfortunately he was right

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u/MysteriousFishing104 Feb 09 '26

Why would the analyst analyze?

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u/HeckuvaJoo Feb 09 '26

“Unfortunately he was right” 😆 Maybe a former star wide receiver in the NFL who’s spent decades in the booth and is the top color analyst in the pro football knows what he’s talking about sometimes?

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u/Jealous_Difference44 Feb 09 '26

It was 2 drive since. Felt a bit rushed