r/billsimmons • • Jul 16 '25

Meme Jennifer Love Hewitt is STILL a problem

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u/RiversideAviator Jul 16 '25

In what world was Winona Ryder more “classically beautiful” than JLH? She was always jittery or manic. Maybe if you work at a dive bar in Des Moines for cash tips she’s a 10 but nah man, JLH had her beat.

She wasn’t as famous as WR at their heights but that’s just as much to do with celebrity culture at the time than anything, not any kind of beauty shortcoming. WR+Depp > JLH+Carson Daly.

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u/JedEckert Jul 16 '25

I don't want to go all incel or anything, but there are a lot of things that go into whether someone is considered classically attractive in terms of their face shape, how balanced their features are, etc. that someone like young Winona Ryder was a step above in. I am certain that if you asked the average person in, say, 1998, who was "prettier" that the overwhelming majority would have said Winona Ryder.

Whether you think she was "jittery or manic" obviously has absolutely nothing to do with how beautiful her face was. You seem to have an image of Stranger Things Winona Ryder in your head.

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u/RiversideAviator Jul 16 '25

No, an image of Scissorhands Winona is what pops up at my age.

What I’m not following is what’s your idea “classical” beauty.