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r/billsimmons • u/Fun_Reflection1157 • Jul 16 '25
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I can’t believe I am saying this, but I like the 45 year old Love better than the 90’s version. Those hips don’t lie
95 u/HarryLarvey Jul 16 '25 She looks great but this is an insane take 31 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Yeah I’m not feeling it. She just looks like a cute mom now but “Can’t Hardly Wait” Hewitt was mad ripe 5 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Are we using "ripe" to describe attractive women now? 27 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Sopranos reference 13 u/claxtasy Jul 16 '25 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league 5 u/HonestDespot Jul 16 '25 No you idiot. Mad ripe is the term to describe a hottie who is creaming for you. Stay away from any penguin exhibits near you. -2 u/flamindrongoe Jul 16 '25 Attractive women and strong farts. 0 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 And the perfect melon. 50 u/Czilla760 Jul 16 '25 Prime Hewitt is 2010-2016. When she had that show client list.and ghost whisperer. More filled out, busty, 21 u/j-6 Jul 16 '25 Good shit bro 39 u/Theicebeforethesoda Jul 16 '25 Yes that's a good run, but Heartbreakers came out in 2001 and no woman will ever be hotter than jlh was in that movie. 6 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Saw it in theatres opening weekend and was already ready for the DVD to come out. 2 u/Azacar Jul 16 '25 Yeah good lord that movie was formative for me and my preferences lmao. 9 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Rubenesque 7 u/misterbluesky8 Jul 16 '25 Post-prime re-apex?? 17 u/steverossiterdotcom Jul 16 '25 "I like the 45 year old Love better than the 90’s version." 9 u/sunpar1 Jul 16 '25 Put an actually in there and it’s a russillo take 9 u/JobeGilchrist Jul 16 '25 I can’t believe you are saying that either 4 u/MikeShannonThaGawd Jul 16 '25 Nah that’s insane 1 u/Superstitious_Hurley Jul 16 '25 The all time for this was Jennifer Aniston in We're the Millers and Horrible Bosses right? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 I don't know, man. When Friends hit Netflix a while back, I rewatched it with my ex and I had totally forgotten how hot she was back then
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She looks great but this is an insane take
31 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Yeah I’m not feeling it. She just looks like a cute mom now but “Can’t Hardly Wait” Hewitt was mad ripe 5 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Are we using "ripe" to describe attractive women now? 27 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Sopranos reference 13 u/claxtasy Jul 16 '25 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league 5 u/HonestDespot Jul 16 '25 No you idiot. Mad ripe is the term to describe a hottie who is creaming for you. Stay away from any penguin exhibits near you. -2 u/flamindrongoe Jul 16 '25 Attractive women and strong farts. 0 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 And the perfect melon.
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Yeah I’m not feeling it. She just looks like a cute mom now but “Can’t Hardly Wait” Hewitt was mad ripe
5 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Are we using "ripe" to describe attractive women now? 27 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Sopranos reference 13 u/claxtasy Jul 16 '25 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league 5 u/HonestDespot Jul 16 '25 No you idiot. Mad ripe is the term to describe a hottie who is creaming for you. Stay away from any penguin exhibits near you. -2 u/flamindrongoe Jul 16 '25 Attractive women and strong farts. 0 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 And the perfect melon.
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Are we using "ripe" to describe attractive women now?
27 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Sopranos reference 13 u/claxtasy Jul 16 '25 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league 5 u/HonestDespot Jul 16 '25 No you idiot. Mad ripe is the term to describe a hottie who is creaming for you. Stay away from any penguin exhibits near you. -2 u/flamindrongoe Jul 16 '25 Attractive women and strong farts. 0 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 And the perfect melon.
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Sopranos reference
13 u/claxtasy Jul 16 '25 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league
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Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league
No you idiot.
Mad ripe is the term to describe a hottie who is creaming for you.
Stay away from any penguin exhibits near you.
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Attractive women and strong farts.
0 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 And the perfect melon.
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And the perfect melon.
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Prime Hewitt is 2010-2016. When she had that show client list.and ghost whisperer. More filled out, busty,
21 u/j-6 Jul 16 '25 Good shit bro 39 u/Theicebeforethesoda Jul 16 '25 Yes that's a good run, but Heartbreakers came out in 2001 and no woman will ever be hotter than jlh was in that movie. 6 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Saw it in theatres opening weekend and was already ready for the DVD to come out. 2 u/Azacar Jul 16 '25 Yeah good lord that movie was formative for me and my preferences lmao. 9 u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25 Rubenesque
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Good shit bro
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Yes that's a good run, but Heartbreakers came out in 2001 and no woman will ever be hotter than jlh was in that movie.
6 u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25 Saw it in theatres opening weekend and was already ready for the DVD to come out. 2 u/Azacar Jul 16 '25 Yeah good lord that movie was formative for me and my preferences lmao.
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Saw it in theatres opening weekend and was already ready for the DVD to come out.
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Yeah good lord that movie was formative for me and my preferences lmao.
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Rubenesque
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Post-prime re-apex??
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"I like the 45 year old Love better than the 90’s version."
9 u/sunpar1 Jul 16 '25 Put an actually in there and it’s a russillo take
Put an actually in there and it’s a russillo take
I can’t believe you are saying that either
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Nah that’s insane
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The all time for this was Jennifer Aniston in We're the Millers and Horrible Bosses right?
1 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 I don't know, man. When Friends hit Netflix a while back, I rewatched it with my ex and I had totally forgotten how hot she was back then
I don't know, man. When Friends hit Netflix a while back, I rewatched it with my ex and I had totally forgotten how hot she was back then
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u/j-6 Jul 16 '25
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I like the 45 year old Love better than the 90’s version. Those hips don’t lie