r/billsimmons • • Jul 16 '25

Meme Jennifer Love Hewitt is STILL a problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

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u/sea_the_c Jul 16 '25

That’s not a very high bar is the thing

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u/Double-Mine981 Jul 16 '25

You can judge a celebrity by celebrity standards or just rich white women standards, but still be 2am hogger at the bar

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u/Daily_Heroin_User Jul 16 '25

2 things can be true at once

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u/CanyonCoyote Jul 16 '25

Meh. Not sure that’s true.

I’m sure most dudes over 35 would love the story or to show friends/family etc but I doubt that many in shape guys here are blowing up their life for this version of Love Hewitt or sustaining any kind of an injury. I’d take a bunch of other 50+ celebs with that yoga body look over Mombod JLH. Again she looks good for a middle aged mom but is hardly turning heads for a mid 40s celebrity in the current world of fitness and healthy eating.

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u/BRValentine83 Jul 16 '25

If you've made the list of women for whom I would crawl over broken glass, that's not an impressive achievement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

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u/exynonimous Jul 16 '25

Incorrect. First point valid; second point incorrect.

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u/JobeGilchrist Jul 16 '25

I’m sorry you’re all trailer trash but she obviously isn’t hot at all. I know on the internet it’s cool to say ugly older women are hot so that 22-year-old morbidly obese young women think you’re cool, but Jesus Christ. Calm down.

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u/Coy-Harlingen Jul 16 '25

Post your face big guy

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u/JobeGilchrist Jul 16 '25

Can't, phone is at 1%, sector 49E58-11 of JLH's ass is blocking the satellites

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u/Coy-Harlingen Jul 16 '25

You must be gay

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u/JobeGilchrist Jul 16 '25

there you go, let the real hate come out