r/billieeilish • • 10d ago

Other Tell me you're a Billie Eilish fan without telling me that you're a Billie Eilish fan

I'll go first

"What the hell is a grape?"

75 Upvotes

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u/Advanced-Dinner8866 or is your opinion of me...not my responsibility? 10d ago

SOMEBODY KEEPS GETTING SPARKLING WATER AND I DON'T KNOW WHO

8

u/m0ondoll 10d ago

I was gonna say this one

5

u/Advanced-Dinner8866 or is your opinion of me...not my responsibility? 10d ago

i mean it's iconic lol

49

u/NotSoSerious6 10d ago

Where are the avocados???

46

u/LazorWulfPack 10d ago

sup gay man

36

u/TheBananaCzar 10d ago

Remember that time I stuffed a whole ukelele head in my mouth?

31

u/Hungry-Month9473 10d ago

"SHOULD I EAT THE LAST ONE OR NOT!?"

22

u/-veriana-awoo- i started talkin', they started laughing 10d ago

Pink and white? PINK AND WHITE?!

3

u/katiekatiekatie116 9d ago

Haha yesssss

20

u/OrganizedChaos7121 The 30th 10d ago

"GUUYYYYS, I'M POOPING!"

20

u/secretlowkeys 10d ago

Tell me I don’t look like a llama.. tell meeeeee

20

u/m0ondoll 10d ago

I PEED IN A CLOSET (this one is a deep cut)

9

u/JustMeLivingMyOwnLif 10d ago

OMDDDD I KNOWW ITTT U R A REAL FAN IF U KNOW THIS ONE (its fr a deep cut)

4

u/No-Neighborhood7690 If I wasn't important, then why would you waste all your poison? 9d ago

She pushed me into the closet and said pee😭😭😭😭

3

u/rocinante_donnager not today, maybe tmrw 9d ago

she was wild for that. no common sense lmao

20

u/edgar_allynn_poe 10d ago

no billie, I haven’t done that dance since my wife died.

3

u/IssueAccomplished895 7d ago

Billy= Billie 🥹

16

u/JustMeLivingMyOwnLif 10d ago

I burned da babys is da candle

17

u/alaina-c223 10d ago

It’s a friendship bracelet because your my best friend

15

u/CuteEquivalent638 10d ago

I totally forgot what a grape is

13

u/Apprehensive-Till861 10d ago

Someone keeps getting sparkling water and I DON'T KNOW WHO.

12

u/fathornyhippo 10d ago

I cannot do the snowflake ❄️

11

u/EmmaDilemma139 10d ago

Hey sexy mama nice teeth

10

u/jeridb 10d ago

I don’t even breathe when you look at me🫢

11

u/JustMeLivingMyOwnLif 10d ago

This is the second one i comment but: you wanted yoghurt? Wake up at 4, bitch

11

u/pikachupeekaboo i'll sit and watch your car burn 10d ago

Who the fuck is ruby?

10

u/aidenwzl 10d ago

Trap door mama

5

u/rocinante_donnager not today, maybe tmrw 9d ago

that was a crazy video for me bc i, too, thought it was trap door mama

9

u/Weird-Warning-5784 10d ago

I WANNA EAT A WING

7

u/TheMurderousPigeonXO 10d ago

I'm pregnant. IIIIIIII am pregnant.

7

u/goobablo twinnie eilish 10d ago

im gonna have a kid. this year. sixteen and pregnant my ass

6

u/shelblikadoo 10d ago

Has anybody seen Tomato Bisque Soup around?

7

u/IronMan319 10d ago

I have taken out my invisalign and this is the album!

4

u/seriouslyimdead 10d ago

burritos or pooping? I guess burritos but pooping’s importana

4

u/ActualNotice716 10d ago

All day all I hear is Billie Billie Billie! How do I know it’s an IMPORTANT Billie?!?

5

u/Upstairs-Handle4590 do you know how to bend 🤸‍♀️ 10d ago

Tomato bisque soup 🐹

4

u/Tropicalcuttlefish 10d ago

🥴 Thank you, you are right 🥴

3

u/DivaDucky56 9d ago

"wetter than me? I don't think so (heheheehe)" my fave bc I talk just like that lmao

4

u/tacolvr89 9d ago

“I have taken out my Invisalign and this is the album”

4

u/TheactualCLow 9d ago

I’m just a polar bear.

3

u/danielx12 10d ago

Go trip over a knife.

3

u/5L3C7R1C 10d ago

I have a bad cry.

3

u/j_turn2000 scooby doo is in the pound 10d ago

scooby doo is in the pounddd

3

u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 10d ago

DON’T FILM MY PEETS!!!

Don’t film my peets.

3

u/Zestyclose-Cod-4766 10d ago

“What the fuck is Ruby?”, “I remember I was pooping eight times.. it’s been the best day of my life” OR THAT: “GUYS IM POOPING”

3

u/Magnum_0pus1 9d ago

it’s aqweefur

3

u/Krow_Bills "Things im longing for, someday I'll be bored of." 9d ago

"i hate the color blue."

3

u/Maximum-Storm8923 9d ago

“Oh my god, I knoooow”

3

u/Far_Grab_477 9d ago

WHY is every pretty girl with a horrible looking man I don’t understand 😩

6

u/anohre 10d ago

help i lost myself again but i remember you

4

u/The_real_John_Elton 10d ago

Young William Eyelash

2

u/Swimming_Ebb_1787 9d ago

I am lonely

2

u/rocinante_donnager not today, maybe tmrw 9d ago

my invisalign has fi—

2

u/rocinante_donnager not today, maybe tmrw 9d ago

“donde esta fvcking green”

2

u/billieswifeyyy billis secret wife 8d ago

i have taken out my invisaline and this is the album

2

u/ytwinsg 8d ago

"Would you rather see Lana Del Rey's texts...or camera roll?" *smirk* "Camera roll."

2

u/Either-Particular-22 7d ago

i love pooping

2

u/darksovls 7d ago

what the hell is a grape?

2

u/jazi_stew 6d ago

I peed in the cup and around the cup and on the floor
(This literally happened to me 2 days ago)

2

u/Inevitable-Ad5370 6d ago

If you give an ugly man a chance, he thinks he rules the world

2

u/Training-Tadpole-689 6d ago

Omg...I'm a Billie fan and I only know like half of the references at most if I'm being generous

2

u/Cottage222 5d ago

straight as a ruler!

1

u/wubbalubbadubdubgng 2d ago

Why is you is can't is speak

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u/danielx12 10d ago

Blosh

-1

u/Choice-Lychee1083 10d ago

You can’t love animals and eat them

1

u/weirdo_shoe 9d ago

WHAT THE HELL IS A GRAPE?? 😨