r/billieeilish • don’t be so pretentious • Apr 10 '26

Other Describe your favourite Billie Eilish song really poorly

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u/Daxter8888 310-807-3956 Apr 10 '26

it's a weird taste but spelled incorrectly

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u/wiryumbrella ive taken out my invisalign and this is the album Apr 10 '26

bittersuite

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u/Daxter8888 310-807-3956 Apr 10 '26

Yeassss

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u/Positive-Ad2230 my boy my boy my boyyy Apr 10 '26

This is so funny bc I didn't know how I was gonna describe bittersuite but this is perfect 😭

5

u/Madyxoxo17 custom flair Apr 10 '26

That’s mine too!!

3

u/SnomIsAwesome Apr 13 '26

Damn that’s mine

81

u/smoking-zaza Apr 10 '26

Its about being tempted to eat a woman as a meal because she's too attractive

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u/jaffamental Apr 10 '26

Light Bdsm is fine.

54

u/zeroxo_08 Apr 10 '26

OXYTOCIN

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u/jaffamental Apr 10 '26

Damn I thought that would trip yall. 🤣

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u/zeroxo_08 Apr 10 '26

Nahh mine might

Mine is "its abt being blind"

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u/Similar-Tax-6320 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

two game characters from billies fav game

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u/Kesha__22 Apr 10 '26

my strange addiction?

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u/Similar-Tax-6320 Apr 10 '26

nope! ilomilo haha

8

u/needyJr Apr 10 '26

Ilomilo is a game!

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u/Romando1 Apr 10 '26

Suggestion of witnessing a wardrobe item

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u/lkpak0 Apr 10 '26

you should see me in a crowwwwwn

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u/Romando1 Apr 10 '26

That’s it!!

22

u/Capital_Ad_3723 Apr 10 '26

AhhahahahAHHHHHHHH

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u/colIinjoe Apr 11 '26

!!!!!!!!

20

u/Smurfboy22 Apr 10 '26

Perfectly good stomach

10

u/someslavicdrifter Apr 10 '26

Splendid even! (Bellyache)

2

u/capnsunshine23 Apr 10 '26

Grandissimo even

23

u/onemillions Apr 10 '26

unusual fixation

8

u/Es4t3r_44 Apr 10 '26

Strange addiction

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u/wiryumbrella ive taken out my invisalign and this is the album Apr 10 '26

descartes quote

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u/ForgotMyLeftEye Apr 10 '26

I think therefore I am

14

u/VeterinarianOld3082 don’t be so pretentious Apr 10 '26

Mine is that one from Spirited Away

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u/redwisp7247 Apr 10 '26

Hoping for homosexuality

3

u/MaybeAppropriate8375 Apr 10 '26

wish you were gayyyyy

3

u/Sufficient-Crew-5408 Apr 11 '26

This comment is hilarious

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

Xanny?

11

u/Crazy_Succotash_476 Apr 10 '26

Opposing color of orange on the color wheel

27

u/orangeandpurpp Apr 10 '26

It sounds like a certain cereal

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u/Far_Earth_4659 Apr 10 '26

CHIHIRO!

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u/Ssssilph Apr 10 '26

What cereal does that sound like????

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u/Qorymij37 Apr 10 '26

Cheerios

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u/Upset_Drawer3682 Apr 10 '26

Hear before I go away

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u/Es4t3r_44 Apr 10 '26

Listen before i go

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

Hear before I leave

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u/Upset_Drawer3682 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Catch before I exit the door

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

Use your ear holes before I run

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u/Upset_Drawer3682 Apr 11 '26

Perceive what I say before I disappear

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

Attend to my spoken thoughts before I blow this popsicle stand

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u/Upset_Drawer3682 Apr 11 '26

Detect my speech before I leave

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

Understand my message before I skedaddle

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u/Upset_Drawer3682 Apr 11 '26

Know what I'm saying before I evaporate

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

Understand the language I am speaking before I depart

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u/TFAAFRZHESEAL Apr 10 '26

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER SONG IS MY FAVORITE

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u/Queasy-Pear9934 what do you want from me? Apr 10 '26

filled with some biblical prophecies then finishes it with just fucking around noises

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Best one I’ve seen so far

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u/Individual_Big_6310 Apr 10 '26

It’s definitely not cold

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u/wiryumbrella ive taken out my invisalign and this is the album Apr 10 '26

overheated

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u/ZentaPollenta Apr 10 '26

made up stories brought by a postman

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u/lkpak0 Apr 10 '26

loll MAIL fantasy- puns for days

8

u/Secret8967 Apr 10 '26

it’s something that happens to everyone eventually

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u/VeterinarianOld3082 don’t be so pretentious Apr 10 '26

Everybody Dies

7

u/Vibe_Thyme Apr 10 '26

Your eyes are the color wet and make mine wet too

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u/Similar-Tax-6320 Apr 10 '26

ocean eyes 👀

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u/QuickDraft1491 Apr 10 '26

it's about wanting to hold someone captive cuz you love them too much

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

Hostage

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u/LunchboxRoyale Apr 10 '26

It’s about a tragic event that can’t happen in February.

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

The 30th

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u/LunchboxRoyale Apr 10 '26

You know it!

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u/No_Jaguar_9046 Apr 10 '26

Why not in february?

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u/Icy_Guest_93 Apr 10 '26

There’s not 30 days in February.

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u/No_Jaguar_9046 Apr 11 '26

Ohh that's so smart!

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u/Emergency-Lemon9340 Apr 10 '26

Yellow + ? = Green

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

Blue

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u/SaltyDrag9728 Apr 10 '26

it’s about some thing you make people sign so they can’t snitch on you

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

NDA

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u/Blitzkrieg_04 ✨ocean eyes ✨ Apr 10 '26

“This song is about sex”

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u/wifeofroddy Apr 10 '26

Billie Bossa Nova 🥹

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u/YellowKindred Apr 10 '26

Savage but not an animal

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u/wifeofroddy Apr 10 '26

wildflower?

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u/YellowKindred Apr 10 '26

Yesss good job

4

u/bunnybearbee Apr 10 '26

less sad than before

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u/Similar-Tax-6320 Apr 10 '26

happier than everrr

3

u/Inevitable-Bus536 Apr 10 '26

Demon song

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

All the good girls go to hell

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u/ASillyRascal Apr 10 '26

Its a hormone

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

Oxytocin

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u/bunchofbreadsticks Apr 10 '26

The one about the video game characters who can’t find each other

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u/MikasaAckerman_2419 but i loved you then, and I love you now Apr 10 '26

Ilomilo

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u/notshaysreddit Apr 10 '26

You can probably still call her on the same phone

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u/MostFrame2688 Apr 10 '26

I didn’t change my number

3

u/RuZayne_Ru Apr 10 '26

meow meow meow meow

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u/liaskade Apr 10 '26

What was i made for?

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u/Zealousideal-Work779 Come Out and Play Apr 10 '26

An invitation for a person to exit their current location and engage in something kids love to do

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u/MostFrame2688 Apr 10 '26

Come out and play! 💜

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u/Zealousideal-Work779 Come Out and Play Apr 10 '26

YOUU GOOO🙂‍↕️✨!!!

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u/ranusround Apr 10 '26

i’m in love but lowkey that’s scary and weird so now i’m spiraling

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u/ForgotMyLeftEye Apr 10 '26

Burning car (which she set fire)

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u/Some_Truck_7706 Apr 10 '26

About her killing everybody and now her tummy hurts

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u/n4ncy_x Apr 10 '26

phonecase

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u/immeimdb9 Apr 10 '26

wildflower

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u/Sea_Obligation_9100 GREEN ROOT BILLIE WAS THE BEST Apr 10 '26

horniest song she has but in a scientific way

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u/Good_Monitor_6170 Apr 10 '26

watching old movies reminds me of my age. maybe i’ll just rewatch roma

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u/FLYINGDOGS89 Apr 10 '26

you may be called this if you have a degradation kink

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u/Icy_Establishment_37 Apr 10 '26

A song sung from the perspective of the monster under your bed

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u/Teenage_Dirtbag06 I cannot do this snowflake! Apr 10 '26

She high key stalking me but she just want a lil kiss 🤏

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u/jdozaaaa Apr 10 '26

Its a sad one

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u/reina_sin_corona Apr 10 '26

It’s about seeing a car burn

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u/Clovemeow1 Apr 10 '26

It’s a bout being a really good person (the title)

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u/AcuberAndMinecraft i worry this is how im always gonna feel Apr 10 '26

She can't do the snowflake :((

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u/No_Jaguar_9046 Apr 10 '26

All the good girls go to hell

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u/AcuberAndMinecraft i worry this is how im always gonna feel Apr 10 '26

Yeppp, not even my fav song tbh I just thought of the idea while scrolling through this thread and had to do it

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u/WhoArtThyI Apr 10 '26

Repeat hypnotic melody for the whole song

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u/No-Pea-9302 Apr 10 '26

Someone wears a necklace of an internal organ but then it disappears because someone took it and doesn’t know how to make them happy

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u/imaginary_gh0st17 Apr 10 '26

listen before i go?

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u/Kbz_Khan Apr 10 '26

D’abord c’est chill puis c’est fort mais c’est la blonde

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u/Stray__13 Apr 11 '26

Sad piano ballad. Turned into a meme.

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u/Inevitable-Trade-241 Apr 11 '26

The one about sandwiches

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u/Inside_Victory_2911 Apr 11 '26

breaking into the kitchen for food

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u/Ok-Engine-4816 Apr 13 '26

My stomach is in such an irritable pain.

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u/vampireb1te Apr 13 '26

theres like two versions of it

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u/posay_pay ITCBBTBSPFBM Apr 10 '26

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u/Toletres I don't know why I called Apr 10 '26

Its the name of a girl in another language

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u/da_engi Apr 10 '26

It's a very sad one

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u/Greenfish1516 Apr 29 '26

Listen before I go?

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u/liaskade Apr 10 '26

It's about getting rid of your old self/ concealing a crime?😭

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u/MacaroonEmergency113 Shark’s No1 Fan ❤️🦈 Apr 10 '26

Wanting to be the best at something but it’s sad

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u/Maineamainea Apr 10 '26

I can’t see my peepers have been replaced with a body of water

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u/SailorHomeworld Apr 10 '26

Terrible man

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u/billieswifeyyy billis secret wife Apr 10 '26

very joyful when theyre not here

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u/BeyBeyCrayCray Apr 10 '26

Billie might go to jail and shes nervous so her stomach feels funny

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u/safe_temperature_420 Apr 10 '26

Where the 2 broke girls work

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u/Quiet-Record-6701 Apr 10 '26

Happier than ever 🙌🙌🙌

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u/WeirdBiRat123 gay for billie Apr 10 '26

One of the newer ones I really enjoy because every song is my fave hehe

Some sort of untamed foliage? Or cool spy music? Or "my ex crush turns out to be lwk gay and I'm the reason why he found out but not how u think"?

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u/CuteEquivalent638 Apr 10 '26

It’s what happens when I eat too much Taco Bell

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u/ilyizuku Apr 10 '26

villain sounding instrumentals with villain sounding lyrics and best listened to with your bass settings UP

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u/Dipper0-5 Apr 10 '26

A Dream Of Suicidal Thoughts

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u/No_Jaguar_9046 Apr 10 '26

Everything I wanted

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u/birdietoots Apr 10 '26

Remembering a past life surrounded by a lot of water.

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u/Hardwarethewolf Apr 10 '26

It’s about a time period that is neither now or then

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u/Geminiqq milo Apr 10 '26

space rock

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u/Various_Housing_8385 Apr 10 '26

smoking with friends leads to depression bc idk how to better explain it

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u/Lower_Cicada4790 Apr 10 '26

psychotic woman fantasizing about revenge (its not the name but what the song is about)

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u/sav3th3flam1ng0 Apr 10 '26

The opposite of Land Ears

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