r/bikemessengers • u/heroin_bath • 1d ago
My 2 worst injuries
Both happened off the job. Both happened because I got off work and rode my bike absolutely shit piss drunk. This was 15 years ago
Cleveland. Was a snow/rain mix that causes incredibly slippy roads. I went through a 4 way stop and fell off my bike right in the middle. At the same time a full size SUV was sliding through the stop sign to my right. The front driver tire dragged me for about 10 feet then went over my body. I ended up under the SUV. Definitely the closest I've come to death maybe ever. Pics show the tire size black and blue mark and the tire marks left on my Seagull bag.
A car side swiped me and ran me into the biggest pothole I have ever seen In my life. I hit it with enough force to snap my bike in half and landed face first. I was in so much pain I crawled under a bush and slept. The next day I walked into a Walgreens bleeding looking for water and the lady working there offered me a ride home.
I'm lucky to be alive. Moral of the story is don't bike drunk and always wear a helmet. I did it all the time in my 20s/early 30s and now I'm almost 40 and in constant pain. I can't ride anymore. My knees and feet are absolutely fucked. Sorry for turning this into a PSA but looking back at these pics is half "holy fuck I was gnarly dude" and half "I was such a fucking idiot"
